Can you direct link me to the song, I don't want to read an anime board.

SUP SHRUB, HOW ABOUT POSTING MORE PICS OF YOUR LOVELY ASS AROUND HERE.

BITCH! I SAID GET NAKED!

I'm completely wiped out today, which makes no sense because I've done feck-all. I slept from 8pm to 4am, then from 5 to 10 am, then I managed to stay awake from 10-1 before falling asleep again until 4. It's now half past 6 and I'm yawning. What the hell?

IT'S CALLED CHRONIC FATIGUE AND YOU KNOW IT! :rolleyes

I get it a lot. It's what happens when your body is in a constant fight.

I'm usually not that susceptible. It seems like a shame to waste a pretty spring day, so I did a loop around the neighborhood with the dog.

Some old guy gestured to her service-dog pack and asked me if she was carrying my sandwiches.

I couldn't decide if he was just being an idiot or if it was a fat joke, so I just laughed and moved on.

Stop with the I'm fat thing already. It makes all of us think about our imperfections. Accept Zomboid. :rolleyes

I'd like to clarify that I'm not fishing when I say that. I look at it as an acceptance of reality.

Why should I accept Zomboid?

Opps, vodka makes my inner feelings about the big Z cum out.

I doubt you would be fishing here, but I do think you are feeling bad about your weight and see it in everything around you. I am almost about to diagnosis you with emolitis.

don't you dare >:

You are lucky enough to have a pretty face and talent.

Just as I thought, you can't take a compliment without thinking tha someone is out to hurt you. I'm sorry, but this could be a fatal case.

Imperfections make us all interesting.

I have a RAGING case of self-loathing and that's all you could ever want in an emotionally insecure woman.

If I just tacked on some pathetic public drunkenness and such, I'd have the whole package!

Oh, and by the way, fuck the stupid Redwings and Chris Osgood with his "I did everything right" shit.

ANGRY AT SPROTS

Maybe if the Penguins didn't have a 4-year-old team captain they'd have a better chance >:

:hockeypost

Best selling cereal in Michigan.

Plus it's good for you.

As for me, I want both teams to lose. So I'll only get half a loaf. :(

Well, seriously, who answers an interview question with "I did everything right"?

I normally get up at like 8. I'm just waking up now and I think I drank too much last night.

I watched some old ninja movie last night and the star looks like an asian version of Sidney Crosby in playoff mode.

I'm refinishing a table and I feel all This Old House and shit.

What ninja movies did you get?

Cyborg ninja
Golden ninja invasion
Phantom ninja kids strike force
17 ninjas
and 6 other ones for $10ish

Haven't seen any of those., wait maybe Phantom ninja kids strike force.

The one we watched last night was amazingly bad. We started watching one that looked pretty good so we had to change it.

Nope I was wrong :lol

:lol

I liked the picture in picture so you can see two kids kicking the shit out of the same hay person from different angles.

I'm back :posh

shouldn't that be an eyeroll?

My dog never lets an intense lightning-storm go by without REALLY REALLY REALLY needing to go poop :(

that's disgusting.

#1!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=3998772

I'm so proud :tear

I put one down so that it seemed more legitimate.

:lol Legit on Urban Dictionary? That's crazy talk.

I like how you have taken over the #1 slot.

Yay for the zombie walk!

Tell everyone you know!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...minator&page=2

fuck the zombie walk do the terminator

Man o' man, Silver Sonic is my fucking nightmare

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1805114

I used to have a piano teacher who accused me of going through her house when I was waiting for my lesson. I'm still not sure what the hell she was talking about, because I never went further than the route we were supposed to take...coming in the back door after school, going down the basement stairs, and waiting in the little area outside the lesson room. But she said I was up going through drawers and stuff. I suspect there are more crazy-old-lady piano teachers out there than we think.

In the eighties I had a piano teacher who dated the guy who was the stand-in for Darth Vader in the Star Wars movies. At least, that's what he told her, and that's what she told everyone else, just about every hour on the hour. It was her big claim to fame. She was crazy enough, but probably only about 35.

The amount of ass kissing in the front forums makes me dry heave sometimes.

front forums?

I don't know either.

I call this the front forums.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=43

the front forums and the back forums have always seemed like two entirely separate creatures to me.

And for that special gal.

Zane just did his acid test. At first he said "BYOA", then the flyers said "drug free", so I'm interested to know what actually went down.

I had a great poster signed by all the surviving Pranksters that disappeared mysteriously at the same time my ex did. :( Probably in my ex-MIL's living room right now.

Hmmm, I too am interested to see what actually happened. I'm afraid to say that it was probably a psychotic mix of the old and the new without any introductions.

damnit i'm bored, tired, have a headache, can't sleep, fuck! and of course this thread is still dead whenever i'm ready to chat :(

Clement doesn't make your heart warm and fuzzy?

wha?

Johnathan and his wacky shenanigans. But he's gone now.

i have not a clue what you're talking about. my headache is roaring. what are you up to T dao

Watching House, sobering up and downloading German porn. German girls are hot, just not when poop is involved though.

You should drink yourself to sleep, unless you don't drink.

oh i drink, but i got no beer :( sleepless in seattle is almost done too :(

Dam, you can't catch a break.

I'M GOING TO BED BYE

WHAT IS SUP

HEARTSICKNESS, YOU DULL FUCK

I was on this ride yesterday.



WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE

the ET one is going to blow your miiiind

my ex-girlfriend tried to drop the "ex," ha.

my current girlfriend is acting really weird lately, ha?

http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/

:lol The boobs are covered so you may or may not consider this NSFW, depending on where you work.

I THOUGHT YOU CALLED HIM A FULL DICK. :(

your icon is saying full dick for shiz

stuck at work until 3 yay!!!!!

I am supposed to be refinishing a table, but I have neither the energy nor the interest at the moment. I would rather hibernate for four or five more hours.

Reuters has a pic of Rog that every hick news site is using to represent E3.

Frigging Picklehat.

The hot one? :eek

Oh shit, my summer job starts tonight :x

Ranny-K! What is your summer job? Something uniquely Finnish, no doubt.

:pagebrak

I'll be delivering morning papers

Atleast I get to do whatever I want during daytime.

I played a video game of that back in the eighties, I can tell that you are in for a lot of fun.

Dude are they going to have a sweet obstacle course after your rout?

I barely even get to use the bicycle, most of the buildings here are apartments :(

I'll make sure to post some pics of my trusty roadwarrior though

HAVE FUN GETTING PULLED INTO THE SEWER

fuck yeah the hot one.

she expects me to be willing to move back to west virginia to be with her. haha. i told her that if she's "ever in the smokies and in need of a poke" to call me.

Hah! That'll learn that cunt.

she said she'd come visit me if i had a bed. OOPS.

Tell her you have a bed. Im assuming you dont have a bed.

currently i'm living in someone else's house, on their living room floor. i am not inviting some skank here just so i can juggle her titties.

anyway when i do get my own place i'll probably just get a futon.

Will they let he fuck you in the living room if she dances for them?

dance for me, boy! just like your mother used to!

Oh great, I'm supposed to leave soon and it's fucking raining

Its not JUST so you can juggle her titties. Its also for the surprise on her face when she sees that you have no bed.

I doubt it will be a surprise

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

I'm off to work, bitchin'

GOOD LUCK YOU HERO OF FINLAND!

Comedy Central has started airing Just Shoot Me, and I'm ok with that. :(

i always get just shoot me and the naked truth confused for some reason

Equal hatred for Moore and Spade?

that or equal boners for sangiacomo and leoni :o

she was great in The Stand.

Stephen King is one of the few things that remind me that I'm not American. :(