Pentagarn!
 

I got a knife with your name on it bitch.

is that cause you are angry or did you got him an engraved knife as a gift?

I've got a dick with your butt on it bitch.

I am confused, what's going on?

Also, I am not worried about my name on your knife cause clearly you can't actually spell my name, so it'll get to the wrong person anway

Pendragon could actually use it pretty soon.

He needs a sword to be king

Yo mamma's so stupid when you asked for the ex-lax she asked "Did you say ex-lab?"

Yo mamma's so stupid when she went to the mall she went against traffic direction in the angle parking lot.

Yo mamma's so ugly she has a benign cyst on her cheek.

Shyandquietguy, your mother is so fat that the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3 x 10 ^ 8 MS. Bitch.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought that eight was a B.

Looks like a B to me. A B-hole. That's U.

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE LOOKED AT A FERMI-DIRAC DISTRIBUTION FUNCTION AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BOSE-EINSTEIN DISTRIBUTION FUNCTION :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

:lol Quantum Humor! It collapses me every time!

Yo mama so fat, she has TROJAN POINTS! :astrerical

Yo mama so big, she off da main sequence.

Wow, this became a dozens thread while I was gone.

Lessee here....

yo momma so dumb she thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat

yo momma so fat she got Bisquick for belly button lint

yo momma so ugly she has a part time job playing leatherface's stunt double, and she don't need makeup to do it yo!

and so on

YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE

ok hold on i need to watch that one scene from the Nutty Professor for ideas you fucks

HER BLOOD TYPE IS ROCKY ROAD

fuck you all

Yo momma's so insecure that when she does online shopping she has to check her security pin for her internet debit card.

Your mother is so old she has reached menopause.

Your mother is such an ignorant fuck, she thought I was gone.

your momma is so fat she knows phenylketonurics contains phenylalanine.

Your mother is so homeless, Womti feels sorry for her.

:lol