At first, no, but then I fell backwards onto the sink and tore my kindey open. THEN it was blood. :lol

hey guys i got a quick question

hold on

I forgot my question i'm sorry :(

oh i remember now

lol I got some ice tea earlier, it was sobe zen tea which is orange cinnamon (the best flavor ice tea ever) :lol

-willie

it was a great question but i think it's too great

ps i changed my avatar again so its cooler 8)

-willie

ok here's the question

where do you think you go when you die :eek?

i think you go into the matrix and fight agent smith :eek

what is your question :lol

if it's "why the hell does freschetta pizza always tear up the roof of your mouth just like peanut butter crunch does" then that's my question too :(

-willie

OH i think you go to an anime convention when you die if you are bad, and to a orgy convention if you are good 8)

-willie

darn i shoulda asked that question because i really wanna know too :(

i had baked ziti pizza today. it was pretty good :yum

ALTERNATE ANSWER: FIRE DRILL!

-willie

i should start being good then

no more drinking or hot chicks ;(

omg ziti rules your face :lol

food forum :lol

lol ziti and face, what a teenage dillema :lol

-willie

this is what it woiuld be like if there was a i-mockery chatroom btw :lol except that I don't talk in chatrooms b/c I usually am doing somethging else like posting on a forum :lol

-willie

MAD LIBS TIME

what's it like living in kitties

i bet there's a lot of fur :eek

milhouse you sure do make it seem like detroit has a lot of black people in it :lol

maybe you should move :lol

VERB

i bought steaks and burritos and tater tots and corn and peas at the store :eek

-willie

FART :lol

urinate

-willie

farting-urination :eek

i don't live IN kitties, just with a lot of them :lol

-willie

MAD LIBS IS OVER >:

RONGI YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO TO NEW YORK AND GET MUGGED BY A BIG BLACK GUY :(

thius thread is offensive to adrkies :eek

-willie

OK MADLIBS IS BACK ;)

NOUN

cunt

-willie

shit i fell behind again :(

NOUN

analflap

-willie

massive clitoris

there's a lot of crime in new york :(

i wish someone would come and sotp the crime :(

i want to be a super hero so i can stop crime :eek

-willie

VERB

rape

-willie

this thread is going too fast im always three posts behind :(

oh shit rongi's here :obey :worship

maybe you can be the exocutioneer

of crime :eek

clocked

that's ok scuutwice we'll understand :)

-willie

executioneer your avatar is about 20 times more hilarious with :eek in it

:salute

ADJECTIVE

yay

hey schimid whatsup can i call you schi from now on i am layzee :p

i know I just need a fast way to get around besisdes walking or driving or a cool way to detect crime so I can be there on tmie :(

-willie

adjective: faggoty

-willie

that's a toughy :(

side scrollish :(

scruutwice we demand MORE asbestos :lol :simpsons

-willie

Sorry, I have dialup so my computer is slow. :(

PERSON

jixby phillips

PS YOU ARE FORGIVE FOR SLOW

-willie

LOL WILLIE BEAT ME AND I HAVE DIAL UP TOO!

micheal jackson

:lol

PERSON

heather michelle

-willie

this is the best thing to happen to mockwars for a really long time.

i just ate an orange

OH SHIT, THIS IS RATHER LONG. I'D BETTER DO THREE AT A TIME :(

VERB

oh shit I better go eat an apple and then we should compare :lol

-willie

oranges are the best

YELLING!

hey guys my name isnt schmid okay dont call me schmid i swear id be so mad

WHOOPS :lol. THREE AT A TIME STARTING NOW :eek

NOUN
FEELING
VERB

Last time I looked it was only 3 pages long! :faint

That made me LOL. :(

shit
embarrassed
fellate

-willie

willie is a fucking post demon :eek

FIRST PERSON TO IM ME GETS A PRIZE

GO

ADJECTIVE
VERB
NOUN

cunty
poop
demon

-willie

god damn willie you are a speed demon :(

ADVERB
VERB
VERB

fartly
fart
punch

HEY GUYS, I'M LOOKING FOR SCHMID IS HE HERE??? :)

post

NOUN
ADVERB
PLACE

RONGI WON THE IM CONTEST

round two GO SOMEONE IM ME HURRY

apple
quickly
waste processing plant

-willie

NOUN
INSULT

apples are better than oranges ytou wanna fight about it



-willie

I wish there was an Apple Forum or something. :(

condom
studio8 :lol

-willie

OH NO IT'S PERCY, MR. BONE'S NEPHEW

:(

no way willie oranges 4 life

vitamin c and citrus all the way >:

schimid i don't get it :lol

-willie

apples have vitamin c too and they taste bettar >: lol if i want citrus I'll buy a cleaning product :rolleyes

-willie

First guy named Rongi that unblocks me gets a prize! :D

OK HERE'S THE MAD LIB. IT'S CALLED TEN COMMANDMENTS:

Ten Commandments

Thou shalt not cunt .

Thou shalt not rape an analflap

Thou shalt not be faggoty to Jixby Phillips or Heather Michelle

Thou shalt not yell a shit , especially not while embarrased

Thou shalt not fellate cuntily

Thou shalt not poop a demon without fartly fart first.

Thou shalt not punch without an apple

Thou shalt not cry quickly !

Thou shalt not go to waste processing plant without a condom

Thou shalt not be a(n) Studio8

I GOT THIS FROM ELIBS.COM :(

totally lol omg :lol

-willie

:lol

:lol

someone do another one mad libs are my fav :D

-willie

:lol

w/e willie :rolleyes

citrus can be used for so much more then cleaning. like squirting jersk in the eye :rolleyes

besides apples skin tastes like gross >: