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MattJack Apr 2nd, 2007 02:08 AM

so do you lap up your girlfriend's vagina when her period is spewing out too? Loving blood must have its low points, eh?

noob3 Apr 2nd, 2007 02:09 AM

Is this before or after she has you bend over while shoveing a gun up your ass?

Ghetto Style Gangsta shit

Lenor Apr 2nd, 2007 02:11 AM

what the fuck are you talkin about noob??

noob3 Apr 2nd, 2007 02:13 AM

Im fucking talking about shoveing a .44 up his ass, while makeing him bark like the doggg he fucking is.

Lenor Apr 2nd, 2007 02:14 AM

what'a a .44?

MattJack Apr 2nd, 2007 02:15 AM

it's before.
As she goes to insert the gun I simply yell, "JONATHAN DAVIS!"
This make her look in another direction and in turn, everyone laughs because she likes Korn. The gun laughs so hard that it can't be fired.

MattJack Apr 2nd, 2007 02:16 AM

a .44 is a food that you need to put in your mouth

Lenor Apr 2nd, 2007 02:23 AM

okay so it's like doritos or something or cookies I LOVE COOKIES

noob3 Apr 2nd, 2007 02:37 AM

mmhmm COOKIES!

I could eat em' all up!

Womti Apr 2nd, 2007 02:58 PM

http://homelessempowerment.org/ :tear

Womti Apr 2nd, 2007 04:03 PM

I was gonna use this for my sig, but then I saw the math one

GADZOOKS Apr 2nd, 2007 04:38 PM

You just like being a public nuisance huh?

Matt Harty Apr 2nd, 2007 05:00 PM

i can see why you had a hard time choosing they are both hilarious

MattJack Apr 2nd, 2007 07:30 PM

Matt that mustache is crunk as hell

MattJack Apr 2nd, 2007 07:31 PM

womti, Geraldo's isn't that bad either, but the poor mustaches got stuck on a douche.

It's like seeing a beautiful plate of french fries, then somebody just sprays mustard all over them. :x

executioneer Apr 2nd, 2007 09:53 PM

womti do you think encyclopedia dramatica is funny or fun

because i don't think that it is either of those things

Womti Apr 3rd, 2007 09:26 AM

what do you think it is willie

Womti Apr 3rd, 2007 10:14 AM


Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 485264)
You just like being a public nuisance huh?

would it be better if I could hurt you or something? if you werent so "cool", gadzooks, I'd say you're the biggest fucking nuisance on the board.

Mockery Apr 3rd, 2007 12:11 PM

garfield comics flooding removed. don't do it again, womti.

Noodles Apr 3rd, 2007 12:32 PM

Thank God

GADZOOKS Apr 3rd, 2007 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by womti (Post 485438)
would it be better if I could hurt you or something? if you werent so "cool", gadzooks, I'd say you're the biggest fucking nuisance on the board.

Yeah, but you didn't, chump. By the way did you just try to quasi-threaten me on the internet?

I think you are ready for the big leagues champ.

Chojin Apr 3rd, 2007 04:32 PM

The reason womti isn't banned is because he gets all of you so very upset and I think it's hilarious :<

This is also the reason lenor is great.

GADZOOKS Apr 3rd, 2007 04:37 PM

Then why is Juttin banned? He made everybody upset. And he was alot funnier to fool with

The real answer is b.j.'s, people.

Lenor Apr 3rd, 2007 04:39 PM

Gadzooks, I can't speak on womti's behalf. But that joke isn't cool.

GADZOOKS Apr 3rd, 2007 04:51 PM

Tough Luck, toots, I'm calling mutiny against this savage overlord.


Originally Posted by Lycargus1985
Chojin the Tyrant- Coming to a Theatre Near You!

Oh gay fox boy, you were right all along. :tear :40oz

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