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I am pretty god damned sure that we have briefly been over this before and that you posted a picture of her
In fact, I'm certain of it. |
It was the whole periodic table of elements shirt thing. I didn't post her face though I want to protect her identity from you jerks
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So, you're too terrified to talk to her, but perfectly happy to snap pictures of her?
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It's from facebook :(
See how it all comes back to goddamn facebook >: |
So have you spoken to her AT ALL?
I hate to tell you this, but my cousin just crushed the heart of a poor bastard who'd been doing the "adoring her from afar" shtick. He managed to summon up the nerve to write a love letter, and she crumpled it up and threw it in the trash in front of him :( So, the moral of the story here is to always use proper spelling when writing love letters, if at all! It's best just to say hello! |
Seriously, just ask if she'd like to go out for coffee or some shit
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NO. BEER.
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The good thing about coffee is that you can stop for it between classes. THEN go for the beer later
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The whole thing is moot anyway since I'm not at school until August now.
I STILL HAVE ONE YEAR LEFT TO WORK MY MAGIC BEFORE I NEVER SEE HER AGAIN AND REGRET MY INABILITY TO TAKE ACTION FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE SHOULD BE A FUN RIDE |
YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED ME
TALKED TO HER YET? |
NO
NO I HAVE NOT AND I ONLY EVER SEE HER IN AN ENVIRONMENT THAT'S NOT CONDUCIVE TO MAKING CONVERSATION ANYWAY IT'S A LOST CAUSE NO HOPE NO HOPE |
THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT HER INTERESTS ARE
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FACEBOOK, GUS, PAY ATTENTION
I had a class with her in my freshman year of college. This is how I learned her name. Since then I have not had any classes with her. THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE MEDIUM IN THE UNIVERSE TO TALK ABOUT THIS BTW |
I MEAN, IF YOU HEAR HER TALKING ABOUT A SUBJECT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN, AND KNOW ABOUT, WE CAN ASSUME THAT YOU CAN GET IN THE CONVERSATION
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Oh Jesus Christ, seriously?
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Just mope around and listen to the Dire Straits' "Lady Writer" over and over for three days straight and get over it then, I guess
I JUST DON'T KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN THAT UNBELIEVABLY OBSESSED WITH ANYONE |
See the problem here isn't not knowing how to talk to girls. I know damn well how to talk to girls. The problem here is developing crushes on unattainable girls I've never spoken with who may or may not know I exist, and the problem that really makes it worse is that she is perfectly attainable and I just don't know how to handle the situation whatsoever. And there's no doubt in my mind that we would hit it off if I actually did anything about it.
I've had other girlfriends but I've never had anybody make me feel the way I feel about her, and it makes me feel pathetic that I'm completely obsessed with someone I've never talked to. |
HEY I DREW A PIC OF MILHOUSE TOO
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BTW THOMAS SANTINI I AM TEMPTED TO GO ON FACEBOOK AND FIND THIS GIRL AND SEND HER MESSAGES THAT TELL HER OF YOUR FEELINGS
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Well, shit.
Come on, Super sleuth, what's she majoring in? Try to figure out what sequences she'll take next and get into them |
fucking FINALLY never mind, I'm out of here, good luck with all of that then
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SIGH
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OK IT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S TURN TO GAY THIS THREAD UP FOR A WHILE
ELPILA666, YOU'RE UP |
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