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Asila May 9th, 2008 02:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554697)
asila, a/s/l
NO

Or ask Pub I'm sure he knows

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554698)
all right all right all right all right all right all right
Having a stammer is terrible. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554699)
That man has the shortest refraction period of anyone I know.
Not counting AChimp, of couse.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554700)
Yeah willie is heartwarming
& vice versa

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554702)
It helps to explain where he's been
It's nothing serious, he didn't update his facebook.

executioneer May 9th, 2008 02:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554732)
Having a stammer is terrible. :(
it's a tic disorder lol

j/k

Misdemonar May 9th, 2008 02:17 AM
i thought you loved me babeh

Asila May 9th, 2008 02:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554712)
How many buckets of crazy can you carry?


Because Asila really needs help with hers. :x
I'm just going to start assuming things like that are your version of outpouring affection.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554705)
if i had bought a high school yearbook i'd be able to show evidence

maybe i can borrow one from someone who actually didn't want to murder most of the people who went there
Dude, you're now on a homeland security watch list.

PLUS YOU'RE A MAILMAN, OH SHIT! :eek

Asila May 9th, 2008 02:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554737)
i thought you loved me babeh
That's how I show it

Misdemonar May 9th, 2008 02:20 AM
that's it, I'm dpressed now, I'm going to leave this thread forawhile and sleep

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554708)
peter or dick
Peter is a word for dick that never occurs to me.

Must be a cultural thing.

Sethomas May 9th, 2008 02:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554189)
Philistine.
Hey, I noted in that post that I was skeptical.

Anhedonia: A condition indicated by a curiosity of what Pub Lover is writing on the internet while one is engaged in coitus with someone deemed to be physically attractive; may be coupled by the desire to yell "Cowabunga!" just to ameliorate the experience.

executioneer May 9th, 2008 02:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554739)
Dude, you're now on a homeland security watch list.

PLUS YOU'RE A MAILMAN, OH SHIT! :eek
i was probably put on one when i texted someone i was leaving bombs at the post office (even though it was pretty obvious i was talking about taking a sh*t)

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554709)
your peter bra
:domo

executioneer May 9th, 2008 02:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 554743)
Hey, I noted in that post that I was skeptical.

Anhedonia: A condition indicated by a curiosity of what Pub Lover is writing on the internet while one is engaged in coitus with someone deemed to be physically attractive; may be coupled by the desire to yell "Cowabunga!" just to ameliorate the experience.
you know what's good for anhedonia, L-dopa supplements

you can get some herbal mucuna pruriens at a health food store or something, Solaray DopaBean brand or w/e, it's like 20% L-dopa

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554710)
or if my last name had been longwanger or something
Peter Longwanger neverstood a chance.

At least he found love with Virginia Bushgarden.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554715)
the beardliness helps, i think :(
A good beard forgives a multitude of sins.

Not the sin of having a beard though. :(

executioneer May 9th, 2008 02:25 AM
sinbeard the sailor lol

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554718)
everyone always stares at my penis there
Stare into their eyes while pissing, you're the Alpha Male.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554720)
that's why i always use the stall

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554724)
ohhhh she got served
Much like her attempts at cooking.

Asila May 9th, 2008 02:27 AM
It makes me appreciate being female. Slightly.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554727)
yeah but if she got served wouldn't that imply her attempts at cookery had succeeded rather than failed

i'm confused
Served but not eaten. :x

executioneer May 9th, 2008 02:28 AM
man that is the cleanest stall i've ever seen


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