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Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
It's not true for exactly that reason. :(

That and I'm a hardcore Christian and having sex with whores is wrong. :(

Yet another reason is that I'm excessively tight with my money.

Seriously, $50 for less than a minute of pathetic grunting and thrusting?
In Asia I could buy three wifes for that. >:

Guitar Woman Aug 22nd, 2006 07:33 PM

yeah, but married people don't have sex :rolleyes

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 07:41 PM

Do $15 Asian wifes still make sandwiches though? :(

MrAdventure Aug 22nd, 2006 09:03 PM

only if by "make sandwiches" you mean break down into awkwardly horrifying fits of blubbering contempt as the man they feel forced to wait on hand and foot hands them sandwich fixins and fifteen minutes later the entire kitchen comes flying out the door like fred flinstone then yes

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 09:23 PM

Oh man, I always wanted to be Fred Flintstone! Awesome!

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 09:24 PM


I AM RAINBOW THE COW! MOO!

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 09:25 PM


I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE COW... I MEAN GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! I WILL EAT STEAK THIS NIGHT!

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 09:26 PM


WHAT WENT WRONG? :'(

Fathom Zero Aug 22nd, 2006 09:47 PM

Anyone else gonna see Idlewild?

Guitar Woman Aug 22nd, 2006 09:47 PM

hey guys the wizard is coming out on dvd this week

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 09:52 PM


I, WILLIE SAW HAND, WILL SAVE YOU, GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH!

Guitar Woman Aug 22nd, 2006 10:05 PM

I love how the first three pics subtextually describe my mock wars 2k5 experience. :(

Seven Force Aug 22nd, 2006 10:33 PM

then you must be really fucking autistic cause i dont see it :eek

Guitar Woman Aug 22nd, 2006 10:36 PM

welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...

Ziggytrix just stands there looking all helpless

Then I show up ready to kick some ass

But I lose the fight because I am a FAG.

Seven Force Aug 22nd, 2006 10:42 PM

You callin' Ziggy a cow, bitch?! >:

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 10:42 PM


I, RAINBOW THE COW, AM DEFEATED!

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 10:47 PM


THIS CONFUSES ME! FOR I, WILLIE SAW HAND, HAS YET TO FIGHT!
I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! I AM ALSO CONFUSED!

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 10:50 PM


I, RAINBOW THE COW, AM DEFEATED, NOW WITH ADDED GORY DETAIL!!

Juttin Aug 22nd, 2006 10:52 PM

Flamehands > Pizza Cutters :/

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 10:54 PM


I, WILLIE SAW HAND, HAVE SAVED YOU, GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SMALL BUT PERT BREASTS!
I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! I AM THANKFUL THAT YOU SAVED ME, WILLIE SAW HAND, BUT YOU HAVE MISTAKEN MY HUG OF GRATITUDE AS A HUG OF AFFECTION!
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Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 11:06 PM


I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! SEEMINGLY, WILLIE SAW HAND, ONLY SEEMINGLY!

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 11:07 PM


Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 11:09 PM

Poor Willie Saw Hand. :(

Guitar Woman Aug 22nd, 2006 11:28 PM

Just so you know, willie, I would never set you on fire. :(

Pub Lover Aug 22nd, 2006 11:30 PM

Willie looks so sad in that picture. :(

I wanna give him a hug. :(

BUT IF HE COMMENTED ON MY SMALL BUT PERT BREASTS I WOULD HAVE TO SET HIM ON FIRE! >:

:(


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