Dear Willie,

You should shoot bottle rocket arms at them.

Also, do you advertise for $6 shirts.com?

no i do not, my shirts are like $15 :(

Teach muslim law to severed ass <return>
Give paper half western ideology<return>
Put scalpel in a position where it is an unwilling intermediary<return>

> You don't see any muslim law here!
You pass out from blood loss and eventually bleed out.

** YOU ARE DEAD **
You reached a score of 353 out of a possible 1000 points.
Your rank is Bastard Cyborg.
Would you like to RESTORE, RESTART, or QUIT?

> That's not an option!
Would you like to RESTORE, RESTART, or QUIT?

> That's not an option!
Would you like to RESTORE, RESTART, or QUIT?

RESTART

oh wise and all-seeing willie,
are furry loincloths acceptable as lounging attire?

WILLIE,

Did you enjoy Sam and 10kV Ghost's company? (Be honest ;) ;))

That does totally look like him :(

Although, now that Zach Galifianakis is popular, I think I see Willie everywhere.

Restart<return>
get scalpel<return>
put scalpel near eyes<return>
look scalpel<return>

Dear Willie,

I hope you enjoyed our company. I enjoyed yours.

Dear Willie,

yeah

it's so easy a camveman could do it?

yeah it is oto bad i got awkward and mental

guys dont worry i will get back to this, remind me after 9/11 or something

it was aight, i shoulda just stayed in the car instead of having to pay ridiculsu people way too much for cushions and ballet parking though

snauages

i wish that they had ballet parking :(

NO SWEARING

Dear Willie,

What's the next great achievement for space travel?

space escalators

How come people arent flammable?

they are if you get a hot enough flame

Dear Willie, how do they get those tiny letters onto M&Ms?

Willie,

Do you have pickle envy?

they use those radio controlled cockroaches and tiny little paintbrushes

nah i got a jar of em in the fridge

Dear Willie,

What's your worst, most unrealistic fear?

well i have constant worries about friends/family that something awful has happened to them when they don't contact me when i'm expecting them to, sort of the "lying dead in a ditch somewhere" thing that moms usually do

most of my fears are realistic though :(

UPDATE TO THIS: last night i was gonna eat some pasta that had been sitting on the counter for a couple hours and chose not to reheat it first, then saw a earwig crawl out of it. I now have an irrational fear of eating earwig eggs and birthing thousands of them

OH FUCK WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT :x

I hope that counts as a question.

oh man you ruined my prima vera :(

Is the chinese government using a new super computer to predict the future?

yeah but it's based on the i ching so it's pretty useless

Dear Willie,

How is gray/white heaven?

Hey Willie,

If Tenpenny Towers leader sent Burke to blow up Megaton, and they treat ghouls so horribly, why would letting a bunch of ghouls in to kill them all make me such a bad guy?

IT IS PRETTY AWESOME

THERE ARE NO RULES AND YOU JUST GET TO GO CRAZY

ALSO YOU IMMEDIATELY KNOW ALL LANGUAGES

well only tenpenny is a REAL jerk, and even he didn't know burke was gonna blow up megaton without warning anyone

great thing about fallout 3 is you can kill everyone in tenpenny AND megaton and still wind up with the best karma level if you do a bunch of good guy missions

Dear Willie,

Does karma even still have an effect on the game with the addition of the faction system?

well it affects the ending somewhat, plus if you're meeting a new faction i think some of them judge you based on karma?

Is it OK to wear a flavaflav costume if it means going in blackface?

only if you have a bunch of dumb sluts to follow you around for the full effect

Is gravity nothing more than compressed time? I tried wikipedia and apparently the explanation for why gravity occurs keeps getting more and more far fetched. I mean if the earth is spinning shouldn't we be thrown off of it? WTF?

Even Chinese? :eek

i thought gravity was caused by mass distorting the fabric of spacetime, idk

NO WAY THAT SHIT IS INSANE

ITS ALL CHING CHONG WING WONG

Yes, you said what I said but in different words. This means that if I can position two plates made of carbon less than 74 pictometers away from each other, than the two plates should be attracted to each other since hydrogen atoms (being the smallest atoms) wont be able to literally fit between the two plates? Should there be no particle in existence that can fit between the plates would cause them to do what?

Ids this the casimir effect or am I wrong on many levels?

Something tells me that if I can make the two plates that close together that time would stop but only between the plates and thats the reason why to hydrogen atoms wont fit. Not because there isnt enough space for them but because since time stops between tohe plates, they can never reach the center, they can only get closer but never centered between the plates.



Physics is stupid.

The Casimir effect is a force related to electropressure and not gravity.

The more you learn about physics the less shit makes sense. Gravity could very well be compressed dog shit and physicists could find a way to make people believe it.

LOST made no sense then.

Where can I obtain replacement LCD panels for TVs? There dont seem to be any. Does the Korean maffia have anything to do with this?

i think they dont sell em separate because it's the most expensive part, they want you to just buy another one

and its prob. a cooperative action between the chinese, korean and mexican mobs

Willie, what is the worst job ever?

every job is the worst job

fuck having a job

If I ever won the lottery, I would give you most of it.

What is the worst thing anyone could get into at 24 years old?

religion maybe

oops sorry :( forgot what thread this was :O

religion is second, having babies is first

Have you considered Al Queda? Radicalization has become very lucrative in the past few years. How about Al's Quesidillas? There is good money in islam and tex mex.

i have considered blowing shit up, if that's what you're asking

Dear WILLIE,

Do you have any ideas for a girls middle name.

Dear Will,

What name did you give yourself when you tucked it under?

Why do I own guns?

i don't have any GOOD ideas?

uhh valkyrie

i didnt!

for a sense of empowerment?

I am wearin' a robe while bar-b-quein'. No belt but I'm dressed anyways. Does that make me a pussy or a huge dork?

no i dont think so

I actually brought up kyrie to her and she shot it down....

Willie would Natas be a good middle name for a girl? It would be awesome day when she reds it backwards.

why not be straight up about it and just go with demonica

I offered Dexterra too because I like Terra and he like she would have a Dexterity skill of 255.

JUST CALL HER SAM JR.

AFTER YOUR VERY GOOD FRIEND.

sophia samjew thompson it is then.

I never liked Thomas the Tank Engine as a kid, does that make me a chooch :(

it makes you a chooch-hater :(

What is the % chance they will contain a laxative?

well considering that they are likely to contain walnuts and oatmeal (which contains oat bran), technically pretty high

if you want chocolate ex-lax on yours just ask

Where would the world be if there the spelling mistake "donkey kong" never happened and it was rightfully named "monkey kong"? Would the differences be great?

bush sr would have gone after japan instead of iraq in 1990, unless they also kept the original "puckman" name for pac-man, that would have countered it out nicely

Scott Piligrim vs The World was a good movie

Willie,

What the fuck is captain talking about?

idk i havent seen it

Willie,

How can I find motivation?

dearest willie,

my professor wants me to write about how philosophy is both revolutionary and evolutionary for extra credit. this does not make sense. instead, i am going to draw a cat. what should it be doing? artist block :(

you should do like that ascent of man thing only with cats and the last one should be standing on irs hind legs and throwing a molotov cocktail

Willie,

Are you a secret cookie magnate? :eek

you spelled "magnet" wrong lol

HES COOKIE ROYALTY

HES TRYING TO KEEP HIS IDENTITY A SECRET

His real name is Willie Oreo. :lol

IM THE ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OF FAMOUS AMOS AND MRS FIELDS :lol

I KNEW IT!

Wait that is not a question. Let me try again.

Lord Willie,

I knew it?

LETS JUST HOPE SIR WHOREMILK DOESNT FIND OUT ABOUT HIS SECRET OR HE WILL BE IN DANGER OF AN ASsASSINATION, THUS CAUSING HUNGRY-AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE TO DECLARE WAR ON WHOREMILKS HInTERLAND

Willie,

What does a hungry Australian eat?

meat pies floating in pea soup, i think

Dear Willie,

If there was another way to communicate with you on the internet I would ask you what do you want for christmas.

tshirts in 3xl or posters from the webcomics i posted in the webcomics thread :(

or hell maybe that glow in the dark shark shirt from this website

hahah or how about a mc frontalot cd

The ink ran on a burned cd onto the mc frontalot cd. So the MC Frontalot cd got ink trampled.