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Zhukov Dec 6th, 2009 07:17 AM

I don't know, the mods are known for their Draconian measures on these things.

executioneer Dec 6th, 2009 07:21 AM

well I'M not gonna ban you, how's that

MLE Dec 6th, 2009 12:52 PM

(I won't ban you either)

Evil Robot Dec 6th, 2009 03:23 PM

what does it take for the playa to get respect?

executioneer Dec 7th, 2009 06:08 PM

dolla billz and acting like a man

Supafly345 Dec 8th, 2009 04:21 AM

Is shambrain right for me?

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 8th, 2009 11:16 AM

Dear Willie,

Is shambrain like a lobotomy with Shamwow?

executioneer Dec 8th, 2009 12:12 PM

it's like getting a scalp massage... from Lucifer

stevetothepast Dec 14th, 2009 12:05 PM

Have you seen any good films lately willie?

executioneer Dec 14th, 2009 07:01 PM

nope

The Leader Dec 14th, 2009 07:02 PM

Dear Willie,

Why did you ignore Supfly345's question?

Love, The Leader

executioneer Dec 14th, 2009 07:17 PM

who said i did! i can answer two questions with one answer ;(

stevetothepast Dec 27th, 2009 10:48 AM

Dear Mr Willie, how did santa treat you? Did you get any nice gifts?

executioneer Dec 27th, 2009 11:13 AM

I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

stevetothepast Dec 27th, 2009 11:46 AM

:tear

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 28th, 2009 04:14 PM

Dear Willie,

How is your weather?

executioneer Dec 28th, 2009 08:52 PM

it's pretty clear today, yesterday there was frozen rain and i had to scrape it off my car windows before i could drive anywhere

Evil Robot Jan 5th, 2010 08:41 PM

If I die in I-Mockery, do I die in real life? Like in lawnmower man?

executioneer Jan 5th, 2010 10:12 PM

if you die in i-mockery you go back into your body unless your silver cord got cut by a githyanki or some shit

Darryl Jan 8th, 2010 01:44 PM

Hi Willie, is your job situation secure? You said it was all set last week, but I just wanted to be sure.
And, what game is your avatar pic thing from?

executioneer Jan 8th, 2010 06:49 PM

yeah my job is secure (i guess). i can't post from work unless i use my phoneternet though and that's kind of a pain because i work underground :(

and my av is from star control 2, one of the bestest space exploration games ever

Evil Robot Jan 9th, 2010 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 666813)
i work underground :(

?




The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 2 characters.

The Leader Jan 9th, 2010 12:41 PM

NORAD

executioneer Jan 10th, 2010 07:37 AM

the mailroom is in the basement :(

executioneer Jan 10th, 2010 07:44 AM

"it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me" w. ferrel as b. elf

Grislygus Jan 10th, 2010 02:52 PM

willie





why do stupid american people like fake wheat beers

on a related note, why hasnt the good merciful jesus man destroyed widmer brothers

executioneer Jan 10th, 2010 02:59 PM

man i dont know i dont really like any beer v. much :( and the jesus man is probably going to let them get all full of themselves before he pulls the rug out

Shrubfest Jan 10th, 2010 04:29 PM

Willie, why does my digestive system hate me?

executioneer Jan 11th, 2010 09:20 AM

because it secretly wants to digest YOU :eek

Shrubfest Jan 11th, 2010 01:06 PM

Bugger. I had always fear this was the case. What can I do to show it who's boss?

Grislygus Jan 11th, 2010 02:10 PM

WILLIE


Al Stewart's "Year of the Cat"- Good song to play while committing a brutal murder, or best song to play while committing a brutal murder?

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2010 01:51 PM

Dear Willie,

Do you think Snowmageddon is overkill on terms?

executioneer Feb 12th, 2010 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 667162)
Bugger. I had always fear this was the case. What can I do to show it who's boss?

PUNCH IT

executioneer Feb 12th, 2010 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 667174)
WILLIE


Al Stewart's "Year of the Cat"- Good song to play while committing a brutal murder, or best song to play while committing a brutal murder?

its pretty good, but really any song sounds better whilst murdering so i'm not sure

executioneer Feb 12th, 2010 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 672334)
Dear Willie,

Do you think Snowmageddon is overkill on terms?

oh EVERYTHING is an ageddon of some sort these days :rolleyes way to dilute an almost-suffix, guys

Pentegarn Feb 12th, 2010 11:53 PM

I just had ricemageddon when I ate a cup of rice for dinner.

EDIT: That wasn't a question though, so my question for Willie is: What should I have had with my ricemageddon?

executioneer Feb 13th, 2010 07:18 AM

general tso's chickenpocalypse

executioneer Feb 13th, 2010 07:20 AM

or maybe some broccoli beeferdammerung

executioneer Feb 13th, 2010 07:21 AM

sweet and sour porknarok?

executioneer Feb 13th, 2010 07:23 AM

salt and pepper prawnaclysm?

Pentegarn Feb 13th, 2010 08:09 AM

Sweet and sour porknarok is my new favorite food

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 13th, 2010 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 672406)
general tso's chickenpocalypse

GIVES YOU THE RUNS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.

stevetothepast Feb 14th, 2010 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 672406)
general tso's chickenpocalypse


ILAT

Evil Robot Feb 14th, 2010 03:36 AM

woonsocket rhode island?

executioneer Feb 14th, 2010 09:06 AM

*dumps bucket of water on rhode island*

Evil Robot Mar 1st, 2010 08:02 PM

give me back that fillet o fish
give me that fish
give me back that fillet o fish
give me that fish
what if it were you hanging up on this wall?

Zhukov Mar 1st, 2010 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 672407)
or maybe some broccoli beeferdammerung

:lol

bigtimecow Mar 1st, 2010 10:28 PM

willie

is my mid semester critique gonna go okay

executioneer Mar 2nd, 2010 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 674502)
give me back that fillet o fish
give me that fish
give me back that fillet o fish
give me that fish
what if it were you hanging up on this wall?

i'd be more concerned about getting down than a fillet o fish :( but i guess i'd take what i could get

executioneer Mar 2nd, 2010 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 674510)
willie

is my mid semester critique gonna go okay

i think it'll be ok but not great, maybe as good as good

Evil Robot Mar 6th, 2010 09:18 PM

"The proof is in the pudding" WTF, why is it there?

executioneer Mar 7th, 2010 01:29 AM

i blame some fat kid

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 8th, 2010 03:13 PM

Dear Willie,

Did my doc mock picture win the contest?

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 8th, 2010 04:05 PM

Dear Willie,

Is the Coolinator a real person?

executioneer Mar 8th, 2010 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 675168)
Dear Willie,

Did my doc mock picture win the contest?

idk!

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 675200)
Dear Willie,

Is the Coolinator a real person?

i dunno i'd have to do a voight-kampff test to be really sure

Fathom Zero Mar 9th, 2010 06:36 AM

Willie,

Why did you lock that thread? I wanted to do the comedys.

executioneer Mar 10th, 2010 12:05 AM

i locked it because of it being three years old when it was bumped and it didnt look like it was going anywhere good :( sry

The Leader Mar 10th, 2010 12:35 PM

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise, Willie. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Willie?

Dimnos Mar 10th, 2010 04:06 PM

Willie, do you like turtle soup?

TheCoolinator Mar 10th, 2010 04:17 PM

Willie,

Is Jem from that cartoon show really truly outrageous ? Because I won't lie.....I'm a bit skeptical....:(


executioneer Mar 10th, 2010 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 675551)
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise, Willie. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Willie?

i am jealous of the tortoise's fucker of a long lifespan >: LIVE 150 YEARS ON YOUR BACK, MOTHERFUCKER

executioneer Mar 10th, 2010 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 675600)
Willie, do you like turtle soup?

i've never had it but i hear that it's good!

executioneer Mar 10th, 2010 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCoolinator (Post 675605)
Willie,

Is Jem from that cartoon show really truly outrageous ? Because I won't lie.....I'm a bit skeptical....:(

excuse me but this is ask willie the thread not ask michael ian black the thread

Supafly345 Mar 10th, 2010 10:41 PM

What clever pop culture references would be funny to ask you ironically for full comedic effect Willie?

executioneer Mar 10th, 2010 10:44 PM

maybe something about transformers that join together to form one big transformer, i love those!

Supafly345 Mar 10th, 2010 10:46 PM

Are transformers really robots in disguise? Because I won't lie, I can't disguise my skepticism. :(

executioneer Mar 10th, 2010 11:23 PM

*makes the transformer noise with his mouth while mugging at the camera/doing a little dance for two minutes*

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 22nd, 2010 04:13 PM

Dear Willie,

Quote:

Originally Posted by jhonnyD2 (Post 677414)
off course ElPila666 it is not the same ... off course reading is good ... but sometimes people get tired or boring....

Did a robot replace ElPilla ?

executioneer Mar 23rd, 2010 01:23 AM

i do not believe this to be correct, end of line

Evil Robot Apr 9th, 2010 10:04 PM

What has John Locke become?

bigtimecow Apr 9th, 2010 10:38 PM

HE'S DEAD

Grislygus Apr 9th, 2010 11:05 PM

WILLIE AM I A FUNGI

CAUSE I REALLY WANNA BE A FUN GUY, BUT I WOULD BE OKAY WITH BEING A COOL GUY

executioneer Apr 10th, 2010 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 680105)
What has John Locke become?

he died in 1704 according to wikipedia, so he's probably been recycled thru several million organisms by now

executioneer Apr 10th, 2010 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 680111)
WILLIE AM I A FUNGI

CAUSE I REALLY WANNA BE A FUN GUY, BUT I WOULD BE OKAY WITH BEING A COOL GUY

are fun and cool mutually exclusive now :( PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO MAKE THAT CHOICE >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 10th, 2010 01:04 PM

Dear Willie,

Why is there a T-Rex in here?
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__...r_The_Cowl.jpg
Spoilers!

Sam Apr 10th, 2010 04:07 PM

THE DINOSAUR IS FROM DINOSAUR ISLAND :(

executioneer Apr 10th, 2010 09:37 PM

http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1690

THERES YOUR ANSWER
ULTIMATE UNDERSTANDING OF BATMAN

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 11th, 2010 11:42 AM

:lol Oh man.

TheCoolinator Apr 12th, 2010 09:42 AM

Willie,

Are you on the doc mock show?

Pentegarn Apr 12th, 2010 07:22 PM

Willie,

How bad will it be for Coolinator for asking you that?

Evil Robot Apr 12th, 2010 08:09 PM

You know the type of double glass doors that retail stores and 7-11 and shit like that have? Why is it that some places leave one door locked and not make it obvious which one it is by putting stuff in front of it? Why do they make people guess? I've even seen places that change it up to confuse people. It's sick that's what it is its a sick fucking joke to them isn't it?

PS I'm not referring to the doors that have the levers at the top and bottom those are a pain in the ass to unlock I'm talking about the one with an easy little thing that flips.

Colonel Flagg Apr 12th, 2010 08:53 PM

Hi Willie.

Why do I wait so fucking long every year to file my income taxes?

executioneer Apr 12th, 2010 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCoolinator (Post 680349)
Willie,

Are you on the doc mock show?

i think you have to live in / visit LA to do that, and since i'm from the northwest it'd be difficult

MAYBE IF THEY DO A COMICON SPECIAL >:

executioneer Apr 12th, 2010 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 680415)
Willie,

How bad will it be for Coolinator for asking you that?

THINGS WILL NOT CHANGE

executioneer Apr 12th, 2010 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 680424)
You know the type of double glass doors that retail stores and 7-11 and shit like that have? Why is it that some places leave one door locked and not make it obvious which one it is by putting stuff in front of it? Why do they make people guess? I've even seen places that change it up to confuse people. It's sick that's what it is its a sick fucking joke to them isn't it?

PS I'm not referring to the doors that have the levers at the top and bottom those are a pain in the ass to unlock I'm talking about the one with an easy little thing that flips.

some of them it's probably a joke, yeah

the ones who aren't just dumb and forget to make it obvious

I bet a lot of the time it STARTS OUT they forget, and then something funny happens so they start doing it on purpose

executioneer Apr 12th, 2010 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 680430)
Hi Willie.

Why do I wait so fucking long every year to file my income taxes?

because IRS stands for INFERNAL REALM OF SATAN

Babs Apr 13th, 2010 03:14 AM

Willie, why do bands like Puddle of Mudd and Nickleback exist?

TheCoolinator Apr 13th, 2010 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 680522)
Willie, why do bands like Puddle of Mudd and Nickleback exist?

Good Question :rock

executioneer Apr 14th, 2010 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 680522)
Willie, why do bands like Puddle of Mudd and Nickleback exist?

so people know who to punch in the d*ck

Colonel Flagg Apr 16th, 2010 10:58 AM

Willie, why the f**k can't that volcano go erupt somewhere else? >:>:>:>:>:>:>::explode

Fathom Zero Apr 16th, 2010 11:56 AM

Yeah, it's fucking up all the science.

Evil Robot Apr 17th, 2010 05:46 PM

Willie
I am currently off the rails on some kind of crazy train. Should I notify the Department of Transportation?

Kitsa Apr 17th, 2010 06:15 PM

Dear Willie,

How is the facebook-family scenario best handled?

Fathom Zero Apr 18th, 2010 05:11 PM

Dear Willie,

How now, brown cow?

Tadao Apr 19th, 2010 04:27 PM

Sir William,

Wanna go to my wedding in Hawaii?

Fathom Zero Apr 19th, 2010 05:35 PM

Willie,

Can I go to Tadao's wedding in Hawaii?

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 19th, 2010 05:57 PM

skA Willie,

Pick it up?

TheCoolinator Apr 20th, 2010 10:58 AM

Willie,

What should be done about the economy? :posh

And please respond promptly I have many assets to trade on the market and they aren't going to trade themselves.....Hmph!

bigtimecow Apr 23rd, 2010 03:41 PM

WILLIE WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS

Dimnos Apr 23rd, 2010 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 681717)
WILLIE WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS




:tear


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