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MattJack Apr 10th, 2009 11:28 AM

President Flies In Pizza Chef
 
http://politics.theatlantic.com/2009/04/obama_dissing_chicago_deep-dis h.php

Ryan Mangialardo, partner in St. Louis's Pi restaurant, will be preparing what Obama has previously called "the best pizza I've ever eaten."

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This is probably a huge outrage for many, and I don't mean because he's flying in some guy to cook pizza for him during a recession, but rather the most famous Chicagoan on the planet prefers pizza from St. Louis.

OUTRAGE!

:lol

Can't blame him though 'cause I don't rly care for deep dish either :\

Fathom Zero Apr 10th, 2009 12:40 PM

I prefer deep-dish, mainly from Chicago's Giordano's, (which was recently judged one of the best places to eat in America based on customer satisfaction). But I'm also a sucker for the macaroni and cheese pizza from Ci-Ci's.

Oh well. Kudos to him, I guess?

MattJack Apr 10th, 2009 12:49 PM

I'm a sucker for ridiculously large slices of NY style pizza, but I also like pizza with chicken on it :(

I want to try that pizza Obama likes though. I mean if you can cook a pizza so good that the leader of the free world flies you in on a Friday for a meal.. I say goddamn : pulpfiction

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 10th, 2009 12:59 PM

Maybe even get the guy some pull so he can open a branch in D.C.

kahljorn Apr 10th, 2009 01:39 PM

Hmmmm

Tadao Apr 10th, 2009 02:29 PM

I bet the guy is like his cousins husband or something.

Dimnos Apr 10th, 2009 03:53 PM

Wasnt the first thing he did when entering the white house to fire a lot of guys for frivolous spending?

MattJack Apr 10th, 2009 04:17 PM

That isn't the point. The point is he should be eating deep dish.

Dr. Boogie Apr 10th, 2009 06:29 PM

It looks like this guy makes deep dish pizza.


And is there really any extreme not worth going to to get good pizza?

Evil Robot Apr 11th, 2009 09:57 PM

The only good pizza comes from the northeast. Any other attempt at pizza is not pizza and should not be reffered to as pizza. If anyone trys to contradict me they are terrorists.

WhiteRat Apr 12th, 2009 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 623956)
But I'm also a sucker for the macaroni and cheese pizza from Ci-Ci's.

Oh well. Kudos to him, I guess?

That place is so disgusting. From the manager on down to the fat lard-assed customers that shovel mass amounts of "pizza" down their throats.

Everything about Ci-Ci's is shit.

Evil Robot Apr 12th, 2009 05:49 PM

"Deep dish" is just another word for "not real" pizza. Anyone from chicago is shitting themselves that they know good pizza. Fuck you, rot in hell.

Evil Robot Apr 12th, 2009 05:50 PM

That wasn't directed at anyone in this thread I am just angry about my last trip to that shit hole city. BTW chicagoans are all obese WTF is with that?

Tadao Apr 12th, 2009 05:55 PM

I don't get why NYers fold their slices. If you love your flat fucking slice so much why are you trying to add girth to it? Just admit that deep dish is better.

Evil Robot Apr 12th, 2009 05:58 PM

We fold it because that way it can be held without using a second hand to support the middle. If the crust has been over greased like most non NY pizza the slice will lay flacid, but a correct ny slice will remain erect.

Evil Robot Apr 12th, 2009 05:59 PM

Plus folding it holds in the grease.

Tadao Apr 12th, 2009 06:03 PM

No you fold it for you can shove as much of that pizza into your fat greasy Italian fuck hole. On the Bestcoast we would break that shit up into workable pieces. Fucking Wap bastards.

Evil Robot Apr 12th, 2009 06:04 PM

Whoa whoa whoa here you fuck who the fuck are you calling italian? I'll have you know I am NOT italian.

Evil Robot Apr 12th, 2009 06:06 PM

BTW the only thing your side of the country is known for are riots and blackouts.

Tadao Apr 12th, 2009 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 624240)
BTW the only thing your side of the country is known for are riots and blackouts.

This is redundant.

WhiteRat Apr 12th, 2009 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 624238)
No you fold it for you can shove as much of that pizza into your fat greasy Italian fuck hole. On the Bestcoast we would break that shit up into workable pieces. Fucking Wap bastards.

:lol

I don't think i've ever laughed so hard at a post here before.

Tadao Apr 12th, 2009 10:01 PM

I learned it from TV!

Dimnos Apr 13th, 2009 10:26 AM

Real men eat calzones!

kahljorn Apr 13th, 2009 07:55 PM

calzones and pizzas sound good :(

fuck this thread

Colonel Flagg Apr 13th, 2009 10:39 PM

Man, I could go for a double pepperoni with extra grease RIGHT NOW. :yum


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