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I put my dick in a jar of old mayonaise today. The best part was pulling it out slowly and feeling the clumps slip by the tip.

stop, Tadao.

Plain mayonnaise? Everybody knows that you can't beat that tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

I assume you let your pet lick your dick clean, otherwise that would have been waste of good mayonaise :posh

He said it was old mayonaise, jerk, do you want his dog to die?

it's not like it was antifreeze, at worst it would make the dog yack all over the rug

Which he would then undoubtedly rub his dick in

What can't you do with dicks these days?

They're terrible in pancakes.

i guess it depends on what kind of syrup you put on em

dick in the milk challenge at my house, 4:30 today

OMFGGGG!

Knowing that made my day... =/

**~Sparklez out~**

thanks for bumping this shitty old thread, purple text

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