mr adventure told me lotida was a lesbo???
 

:x :x :x gross weve had a lesbo talking to us the whole time

girl syou better protect your vaginas while lotida is on the prowl :x :x :x

ps please don't ban me i'm just posting what i heard and i htink that we all ahve the right to know peple might want to bring their KIDS here and they might not be comfortable bring them into this envirotnment you know what i mean

godbless

i saw it lotida went to ross dress for less and i saw her hold up a plaid shirt to her chest and she thought it looked *ggood*

guys this just in i saw lotida at the grocery store and she scratched her butt (i thikn she pulled her underwear out of her butt too but i was too grossed out ot double chekc!) in front of everyone :x :x :x

Did she have a mullet?

i heard she got a job to messure little girls for party dresses so she can touch all the vaginas!!

hey gusy i heard lotida did drugs so her parents would send her to military academy so she could do push ups all day

She also works at a Bicycle shop Called Dykes on Bykes.

Ok, i got that joke from Rosie O Donnel.

are we absolutely sure that GADZOOKS isn't kind of you know :/ :/ lesbish :/

hey everyone dont believe lotida she'll say shes bisexual but thats just so the guys will buy her dinner!!!

:lol doesn't she know bisexual means you have two penises :lol sounds like shes trying to imprses THE LADIES :lol

woah now, jixby. :hypno

I hear lotida's a racist too. She hates Jews and people from Madagascar. She calls them Miggers.

hey lotida remember when you told me that you pretended that your pillow was a vagina and you would be all "likc lick lick" hahaha well guess what now everyone knows

when lotida tries to come in and talk to us lets not even talk to her lets pretend that shes not even there :conspiracy

hey lotida when was the last time you had a boyfriend was it oh i dont know never

hey look its lotida licking her vagina pillow :lol

except shes waaaaaay fatter than this! :lol

oh thats wow thats gross lotida! hey everyone when lotida was a little girl in church she would cup her hands together like a vagina and pray for vaginas

One time a girl asked her what nationality she was and she said "AMERICAN, YOU?" and the other girl said "Im lebanese" and then she said "well let's skip the chit chat and go right on with the SEX ;)"

Racist and Gay :hangman

hye eveyrone i heard lotida woke up at six am in her flannel pajamas so that she could look at the fred meyer bra ads before her parents knew about it!!!

She thought Butch Cassidy was sexy until she found out he was a man.

wheres lotida anyway? maybe shes too chicken to face us? :rolleyes or maybe shse got her foot stuck in a lady's butthole from having sick pervert sex :rolleyes

She probably did a winnie the pooh and got her head stuck in someone's honey pot.

And by honey pot, i mean another lesbian's vagina.

i bet she watches the l-word and wishes they were all girls :lol

And the ellen degeneres talk show.

hey lotida i remember when you were in class you made a valentine for a fat girl :x :x

hey lotida do you remember that time i found your diary and i read it ou loud and it said "i wish i had another girls vagina to touch with my fingers and possibly my tongue"

I Googled Lesbian and this is what i got



Fuck you Lotida, you ruined Eddie Murphy's carrer.

Edit: Sorry Mock for posting pornography :(

"It's Hell Being Mel" more like its hell being lotida always wishing i had a vagina in my mouth all the time :rolleyes

hey lotida remember that time you wished the laffy taffy mystery flavor was caucasian c*nt and you spilled the beans about it to me because you wont leave me alnoe

i bet when the governemnt lets lotida get married i bet shell kiss her life partners vagina instead of her mouth and the govrenment will be waiting outside with a gun to her head make her get a divorce

Yeah, it's not like she's a real woman or anything.

you guys i fgo to an all girl school and there are some lesbians and i KNOW how to handle thsi just liseten to mel...

ok if she asks you something like "hayy i like ur hair or kewl shoes" just prentend like you dont hear her ps if your nt sure lesbians usually cover up themselves by being "goth:" and then dont brush their hair or anything and they look at you for too long

and also regular girls be VERy careful especially if you have short hair lesbians LOVE that :/ boys if you try to ask her out shell be all "uuhh srry im not allowed to date.. (GROSS a boy)" and they look very frumpy put on a skirt for once isn your life....

i bet lotida has pictures of vaginas on her desk at work(yuou know istead of loved ones)

you guys remember when lotida tried to apply for a job at the lumber mill so she had an excuse to cut her hair rela dumb and wear flannrel *all day* haha well i do

:chainwallet :(

Jixby.....I can't believe you dedicated an entire thread to little ole' me!! I'm so excited!! I love knowing that you have been thinking about me while I was away!! You're the best!! :love

:bestthread

:loo

Oh fuck, run

sorry lotiada, jixby is a dude

I met a lesbian once, she didn't like me very much :/

I bet if lotida had her way she would change our national bird from the bald eagle to a blad vagina

First of all.....Jixby cuts his hair to look like a penis. Then, it's quite amusing that when the board starting posting porn it was cocks that was posted first! Now you have a problem with Lesbians and think that is an insult to me?

In reality, you little virgin boys would give your left nut to see some hot girl on girl action.

Carry on boys your making my day!! :love

If your going to play along dickmunch at least make a literate sentence! What exactly is a BLAD?

You would know haha

:conspiracy

Hey Lodita is it true that in high school you always dropped your pencil in class just so you could get a look at the girl that sat next to you and her legs? :x

OMG her avatar has big boobs I bet she stares at them all the timewishing they were real haha

hey lotida remember that oen time you made a pinata that looked like a naked lady and youtold everyone you adn your wife were going to hit it with d*ldos after you got married :-* :-*

I don't have to play dumb schoolboy games......all I have to do is ask. Don't be so jealous! :)

Lesbians are all rage except for the fat ones.

Oldita do you get out of the shower and then pass by the mirror and start trying to kiss the vagina in the mirror but get frustrated when it keeps moving out of the way.

hey guys i saw lotida driving a volkswagen with a license plate that read "vagina" and she had a bumper stick that said "my other car is a vagina" :-x :x

Are you writing these gems down Outhouse? You could make a fortune. :)

What else ya got?

That would indeed be frustrating.

Someone please tag MrAdventure. He has lost his steam....NEXT!

i heard lotida grows a moustahce *on purpose*

haha hey guys do you remember that one time lotida cried because all the ticktes for the show "the vagina monologues" were sold out

Mr. Adventure hsan't lost his steam hes as funny as he ever was unlike you who likes to pet the pussy if you know what I mean

:MoustacheRides :(

hey guys did you hear i found lotida practicing how to take off a bra with her best friend and lotida tried to kiss her best friend but her best friend puked and ran home :x :x :x

MrAdventure was never funny....ever, ever, ever! He doesn't even come close. Since when are lame attempts at humor funny?

Would you be insulted if I said you like to stroke the Cock.....if you know what I mean!

I heard she works in the little girls department at JC Penny so she can help little girls take off their clothes in dressing rooms so she can see their vaginas.

Omg Lotida just told me that wishes she could have been breast fed until she was allowed to date :x

hey you gjys one time lotida wrote a love letter signed "love, vagina" and she mailed it to herself and forgot that she mailed it and she was really excited for like a week

And by date she meant dating girls :x

PLEASE teach MrAdventure how to be funny!!! PLEASE!!



P.S. I love all the attention you guys are giving me!! :love Thanks for the love boys!!

It's hell getting puke stains out of flannel. It dries and sticks to the fuzzy bits. :(

Hey Lotida went to the police academy just so she could pull chicks over and tell them to spread their legs. :eek

one time at a a bar lotida got slapped on the face twicebecause she tried and grabbed some girls t*t and when she came outside she was crying and saying real quiet "i swear you guys i tripped i was drunk im not a pervert" :x :x :x

SHUT UP YOU GUYS!! JIXBY IS HERE!!!
:love :love :love :love :love :love :love :love

That reminds of when Lotida would go to the community pool every day in the summer and pretend to play Marco Polo just so she could have an excuse to try feel boobs. :eek

Guys can't u see that u aren't bothering her at all???? :roleleyes GROW UP ALREADY JEESE NO ONE WANTS 2 HEAR UR FANTASTIES... :rolleyes :rolleyse

Me and lotida used to be FRIENDS (gross) and we'd go to the video store adn she'd always want to rent SPICE WORLD (gee i wonder why)

Ew gross remember when Lotida would kiss pictures of girls in her yearbook during class :x? And she tried to deny it even though there were lipstick marks all over only the girl pictures and she only wears lipstick for that occasion. :x :x

Why do you deny our friendship so? It's obvious that you were thinking of me today! :love

Are you still upset because I wouldn't let you watch? :tear

ps gee i wonder why chojin the gayboy is defending lotida :rolleyes

Gee.....i wonder why your "pals" are so homophobic! :rollseyes

She wrote "Lotida O'Donnell" all over my yearbook. :(

What do you expect when you walk around with a name like Kelly!!

Woah back off kelly's not really a girl but I can see why you're confused right now, even more than usual.

Hey Lotida you know that one part in Fast Times at Ridgemont High haha you know what I'm talking about ;) ;)

When Lotida watched that scene she wanted to give her a kiss when she came out of the pool too. :x

The idea of kissing her makes you sick? Boys, I think we found the real Fag here!! >:

haha yeah right on i think we all know who has issues here hmmmmmm is it ESUHOLIM?????

Yeah but you forgot your a fatty, with strechmarks from here to brazil. :x

I bet you were into the 90's grunge scene not for music but the wardrobe.

hey guys in art class lotida would always take the pink crayons first and never share them and they would be little nubsd even though we never saw a single picture and also one time i heard she wrote thje scented marker company and told them licorice was yuckty and that a vagina smell would be preferable :x

Where the hell have you been? We covered the fat jokes in another thread! HELLLLLLLLLLOOOO KEEP UP DUMBASS!!!

BTW, just because we discovered that Esuohlim was a fag doesn't give you the right to switch characters. Gadzooks is even lamer! >:

Lotida eats her tacos vertically not horizontally.

Hey Lotida, do you remember that time you and your "life partner" made a kid out of David Crosby's sperm?

i haerd lotida set up a free breast cancer checking station as a front to get closer to vaginas :-*

She specifically ask for a female gynecologist.

she tried to run for class pres once and the only people who voted for her were all the gays :lol

She made a big statement at her high school when she tried to take another girl to the prom! :eek

ok shut up havent u ever had a friend w/ no date maybe bcuz she actually feels compassion 4 people ur all jealous

haha hey guys remember that time wehn we started the rumor that i had a hot lesbian sister and lotida was all "where?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" haha

Quite Right!

ever notice that lotida has never posted a picture of herslef gee i wonder why

ya'll need to shut up. lotida and i have become friends over the past few days. :orgasm

haha hey everyo9ne i hear lotida makes tuna fish sandwiches for lucnh and breakfast and dinner everyday :x

I heard her son was beaten up so bad at school he was in a coma for a while thanks to his mom for being such a lesbo dyek :lol