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Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 01:19 PM


MetalMilitia Jul 9th, 2008 01:19 PM

Me too. Fantasy is for gay nerds.

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 01:34 PM

Gay nerds? Now I don't know what to think. :(

MetalMilitia Jul 9th, 2008 01:39 PM

I just came up with a joke:

Who misses Chojin more than Gitar Woman?

No one! :lol :lol

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 566627)
The I-Mockery forums ARE my day. :unemployment :Publover

Wah wah, Pub is here all the time. You're here as often, so quit ragging on me with your unfunny bullshit.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 566664)
Now is it just me, or does the word "Penis" sound really stupid? Pee-nis. Penis. Penis.

It sounds like a cute nickname you would give a kid or a puppy.

"Oh look, here comes little Penis now!"

It doesn't even make sense, as it comes from a Latin word meaning "tail". A tail in the front? It doesn't flow like "vagina" or "vulva", its an ugly, stupid word.

I propose we come up with a new clinical name for a man's dick. According to Wiki, the word used the English langage prior to the word penis was "yard".

"the Yard, made up of two nervous Bodies, the Channel, Nut, Skin, and Fore-skin, etc."Physical Dictionary of 1684

However, I hardly think that "yard" will still work.

I propose the word "malestick" as a substitute. Say it a few times. Malestick. Malestick. Sounds more dignified than "penis", doesn't it? Sounds more masculine, less likely to evoke giggles, more serious. Malestick.

"The doctor examined my penis." vs. "The doctor examined my malestick."

Which is less embarrasing to say? Which sounds less stupid? Malestick, that's what.

So start a revolution. Start using the word "malestick" today!

I tried responding to everything, just select parts, and even considered my normal recourse of being wacky, but really you're just so repeatedly and absurdly wrong that I'm led to suspect that I'm just too stupid to grasp your true intention here.

MetalMilitia Jul 9th, 2008 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 566668)
You're here as often

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, PUBLOVER

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 02:30 PM

Fine. You're not here as often.

Well, you don't post as often.

You're sure logged in and noted at the bottom of the page as much.

liquidstatik Jul 9th, 2008 02:48 PM

I'm tryin to download Neverwinter Nights 2, and it's going 22 kb/s :(

liquidstatik Jul 9th, 2008 02:56 PM

nvm i guess i spoke too soon it's goin 12, wtf is it g;oing so SLOW godfadsamnfuck>::

liquidstatik Jul 9th, 2008 03:02 PM

METAL MILITION HOW COME I HAVE ALLRIGHT INTERNET, BUT WHEN UTORRENT IS OPEN(EVEN IF ITS NOT DOWNLOADING ANYTHING) IT GOES SLOWER THAN DIALUP IN A THUNDERSTORM AND IF IT IS DOWNLOADING SOMETHING, IT'S ALMOST USELESS AND THE DOWNLOAD GOES SO SLOW :'(

MetalMilitia Jul 9th, 2008 03:05 PM

ITS PROBABLY UPLOADING

liquidstatik Jul 9th, 2008 03:06 PM

IT SAYS IT'S NOT THO

Tadao Jul 9th, 2008 03:06 PM

LEECHING IS BETTER

liquidstatik Jul 9th, 2008 03:07 PM

and when it's downloading, it'll connect to like 50 people and still only go 30kb/s tops, and make my interent slow as fucking fuckss. :(

MetalMilitia Jul 9th, 2008 03:07 PM

IF YOU GO TO OPTIONS -> PREFERENCES ->CONNECTION AND SET A GLOBAL UPLOAD CAP OF ~6 (ANY LOWER AND IT WILL CAP DOWNLOADS) THEN THE SUM OF ALL TORRENTS' UPLOAD SPEED WILL NOT EXCEED 6

edit: nvrmind - if it's not uploading you might just have gay internrnet. Run a speed test a speedtest.net.

liquidstatik Jul 9th, 2008 03:09 PM

OKAY THAT HELPED A LITTLE BUT I STILL DONT KNOW WHY IT KILLS MY INTERNET SO HARD WHILE RUNNING :(

liquidstatik Jul 9th, 2008 03:12 PM

1284 kb/s down
312 kb/s up

;(

liquidstatik Jul 9th, 2008 03:13 PM

those aren't great numbers, but it shouldn't be going 12 kb/s and then taking about a minute for this page to reload like it is :x

MetalMilitia Jul 9th, 2008 03:32 PM

Could be anything really, though it might be due to your router sucking and freaking out at the number of simultaneous connections that are open.
If you go to options -> preferences -> BitTorrent and reduce the maximum number of connections it may improve things.

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 03:37 PM

Danny, if the CatMan fixes your problem you're not allowed to complain about him being here anymore.

liquidstatik Jul 9th, 2008 03:48 PM

I KNOW THIS, PUB

MetalMilitia Jul 9th, 2008 03:51 PM

I HOPE IT'S FIXED BECAUSE I HAVE SOME CRACKING CAT PICTURES LINED UP

liquidstatik Jul 9th, 2008 03:55 PM

WELL THE DOWNLOAD IS STILL GOING SLOW, BUT IT'S NO LONGER DESTROYING MY INTERNET SO GOOD 'NUFF BUT FOR THE SAKE OF MY EYES PLEASE DON'T POST CAT PICTURES ;(

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 04:08 PM

I WANT TO SEE THESE CAT PICTURES POSTED

liquidstatik Jul 9th, 2008 04:15 PM

I think my cat died :(

HickMan Jul 9th, 2008 04:17 PM


wobzire Jul 9th, 2008 04:50 PM

that is not a cat picture...

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 05:08 PM

That is not how you should use ellipses.

Fathom Zero Jul 9th, 2008 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 565085)
I think your mental anguish comes from within. Just think, ask yourself: "Why do I fight these fires? What am I running from?"

:lol

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 06:18 PM

KITSA, YOU SEEM TO BE IN A BAD MOOD! A WORD OF ADVICE; DON'T POST WHILE ANGRY

wobzire Jul 9th, 2008 06:21 PM

...

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 06:24 PM

A line of text and an emoticon, Sir. :posh

wobzire Jul 9th, 2008 06:27 PM

Is that a suggestion? :)

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 06:27 PM

SHIT! LIQUIDSTATIK, THEY FIGURED OUT THAT THE PARENTS DIDN'T KILL JONBENET RAMSEY! I'LL MEET YOU IN MEXICO! :headingfortheborder

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 566738)
Is that a suggestion? :)

It's the only way to communicate. :x

Kitsa Jul 9th, 2008 06:31 PM

you post your woes all the time >:(

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 06:34 PM

Because the tears of a clown are funny.

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 06:34 PM

Whoops, I forgot the emoticon. :rolleyes

Uh, I wanted that AOK one.

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 06:38 PM

He Likes Mustard! :eek

wobzire Jul 9th, 2008 06:39 PM

Is clown blood even funnier?

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 06:40 PM

If it's drawn really slowly, yeah. ;)

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 06:42 PM

Rob, are your comics your diary? :suicide

Fathom Zero Jul 9th, 2008 06:42 PM

Is there a border in New Zealand?

Fathom Zero Jul 9th, 2008 06:43 PM

http://www.zshare.net/audio/8907651ce47a0e/

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 06:43 PM

I wouldn't know. I'm in Texas.

wobzire Jul 9th, 2008 06:44 PM

And clown semen?

wobzire Jul 9th, 2008 06:45 PM

no

wobzire Jul 9th, 2008 06:46 PM

My diary is actually funny (In a semen of a clown sort of way).

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 566749)
Anyone know a good joke?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 566753)
When I clicked on this thread I forgot I had you on my ignore list.


BOOM BOOM!

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 566757)
My diary is actually funny (In a semen of a clown sort of way).

In the word of Willie confronted by the Penis thread: GROSS

Fathom Zero Jul 9th, 2008 06:49 PM

Holding the right mouse button and using the scrollwheel in Opera is fun and speedy.

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 06:50 PM


wobzire Jul 9th, 2008 06:56 PM

did I say Semen? I meant tears. One usually follows the other so I get confused

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 07:06 PM

I like to pretend that your comics are voiced by ElPila and the attention has made him far too excited about it all, but he's determined to get the job done. He's professional like that.

Fathom Zero Jul 9th, 2008 07:08 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uUuj3BEkoXU&feature=related

wobzire Jul 9th, 2008 07:20 PM

thanks

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 07:23 PM

It's the same way I managed my taxes this year.

liquidstatik Jul 9th, 2008 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 566739)
SHIT! LIQUIDSTATIK, THEY FIGURED OUT THAT THE PARENTS DIDN'T KILL JONBENET RAMSEY! I'LL MEET YOU IN MEXICO! :headingfortheborder

YOU DON'T RUN TO THE CRIME SCENE, DOOFUS, I'M OFF TO EGYPT :x

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 07:30 PM

I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T SAY COLORADO! IT WASN'T IN MEXICO WHEN WE WERE THERE TWELVE YEARS AGO, IT PROBABLY ISN'T THERE NOW

wobzire Jul 9th, 2008 07:33 PM

Why did you guys do that? She could have been the champion of the world.

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 07:40 PM


TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T

Kitsa Jul 9th, 2008 07:41 PM

My mom went to high school with her mother :themoreyouknow

Guitar Woman Jul 9th, 2008 07:42 PM

Why do unlit cigarettes smell like rasins?

Is there some delicious secret I am missing out on?

Kitsa Jul 9th, 2008 07:43 PM

I'm surprised most smokers can smell anything.

wobzire Jul 9th, 2008 07:43 PM

not anymore

MetalMilitia Jul 9th, 2008 07:43 PM

Do your parents know you're smelling their cigarettes, guitar woman?

Fathom Zero Jul 9th, 2008 07:46 PM

He thinks smoking is what cool kids do.

wobzire Jul 9th, 2008 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 566787)
He thinks smoking is what cool kids do.

what he fails to realize it's it's not just for cool kids anymore! Cool adults are down with the fog now too!

Tadao Jul 9th, 2008 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 566788)
what he fails to realize it's it's not just for cool kids anymore! Cool adults are down with the fog now too!

Quoting the person directly above you is the cool thing now.

liquidstatik Jul 9th, 2008 07:59 PM

i'd have you know i'm a smoker and they indeed do smell like raisins and wobzire ur just jealous you dont' smoke cigaerretes

Guitar Woman Jul 9th, 2008 08:02 PM

I smoke because society and a talking camel told me to

Guitar Woman Jul 9th, 2008 08:03 PM

Seriously, did you see that camel? He is a cool motherfucker.

Kitsa Jul 9th, 2008 08:11 PM

Demeter sells a tobacco-scented perfume, maybe I need to get some and nab me some smokers. Or at least see if it smells like raisins too.

liquidstatik Jul 9th, 2008 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James (Post 95703)
The rubber and plastic used in your dildo could have been used as a pacemaker for a young boy with heart failure. >:

THINK ABOUT IT.


:lol

liquidstatik Jul 9th, 2008 08:33 PM



g/d buffie got a nice ass :eek

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 566789)
Quoting the person directly above you is the cool thing now.

You can argue that for any thread but this.

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 08:35 PM

Dammit.

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 08:36 PM


Fathom Zero Jul 9th, 2008 08:37 PM

I love Buffie.

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 566815)
I love Buffie.

Enough ass for everybody.

Gee, thanks Google!

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 566812)
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg281/ISRAELI_CRAZY/BUFFY.jpg

g/d buffie got a nice ass :eek

Damn, Danny! You trying to get banned again?

Fathom Zero Jul 9th, 2008 08:41 PM

That thong is strangling her ass.

Kitsa Jul 9th, 2008 08:45 PM

who decided it was "tasty"?

Fathom Zero Jul 9th, 2008 08:47 PM

Wish it was me. :love

Guitar Woman Jul 9th, 2008 08:49 PM

yeesh

Kitsa Jul 9th, 2008 08:50 PM

(2x)
Ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass 'n titties

(2x)
Big booty bitches thats where it gets
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.

(4x)
Ass, ass, ass, ass

(2x)
If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, ho, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.

(4x)
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

(2x)
If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

(4x)
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'

(2x)
Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

(4x)
Water, Water, Water, Water

wobzire Jul 9th, 2008 08:50 PM

Is she ok???

Guitar Woman Jul 9th, 2008 08:50 PM

whatever happened to the concept of subtle beauty

Fathom Zero Jul 9th, 2008 08:53 PM

Went out the window with your nose.

Am I right? Guys? Come on, that was funny!

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 08:58 PM

Your game is broken if I must build a yet another new machine in order to play it.

Guitar Woman Jul 9th, 2008 09:00 PM

I'm getting a new computer for TF2 and pretty much nothing else :(

MetalMilitia Jul 9th, 2008 09:07 PM

Computer hardware prices have dropped through the floor recently. You can pick up a powerful machine capable of playing just about anything you can throw at it for around £500 these days.

Guitar Woman Jul 9th, 2008 09:10 PM

yeah, I've got this dualcore number with 2 gigs of ram and a GeForce 8800 and was only set back 600 bucks.

It's gonna be sweet

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 09:15 PM

Not here in... uh, Texas. Plus with gas & food prices running the mental gamut and eating away at my meagre wages.

executioneer Jul 9th, 2008 09:15 PM

i got a xbox 360 so that i can be assured of being able to enjoy fallout 3 in a couple months

y'know, assuming i don't get red ringed and all that malarkey

executioneer Jul 9th, 2008 09:16 PM

plus, gta4 :c

Guitar Woman Jul 9th, 2008 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 566835)
Not here in... uh, Texas. Plus with gas & food prices running the mental gamut and eating away at my meagre wages.

Can't you just revert to riding horses like the rest of us have?

Fathom Zero Jul 9th, 2008 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 566836)
i got a xbox 360 so that i can be assured of being able to enjoy fallout 3 in a couple months

y'know, assuming i don't get red ringed and all that malarkey

That was blown out of proportion. And if you got one fairly recently, they've fixed the GPU problems.

executioneer Jul 9th, 2008 09:20 PM

i got a used one :(

MetalMilitia Jul 9th, 2008 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 566835)
Not here in... uh, Texas. Plus with gas & food prices running the mental gamut and eating away at my meagre wages.

Tell me about it. Food here is so fucking expensive now. Stuff like chicken costs about 8-9 for a single packet containing 3-4 largish bits - and that's the bog standard supermarket stuff.

Fuel is the exactly same problem - I put in 20 yesterday and it didn't even half fill my tank. This time last year I was getting a whole tank for 35 quid.

>:


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