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Guitar Woman Oct 8th, 2008 09:17 PM

SHOUTS THE TRUTH, PEACEFULLY

Guitar Woman Oct 8th, 2008 09:18 PM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEC TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Kitsa Oct 8th, 2008 09:28 PM

This was my lunch today.


MetalMilitia Oct 8th, 2008 09:31 PM

It's a meal for people that look at red X themed food and think "How can I make this nerdier?".

Kitsa Oct 8th, 2008 09:35 PM

yea verily.

Dixie Oct 8th, 2008 11:09 PM

My foot's asleep and I don't have to work for the ballet tomorrow!
Yay!

WhiteRat Oct 8th, 2008 11:26 PM

I've got a 4 day weekend. Huzzah!

pac-man Oct 8th, 2008 11:32 PM

What's the occasion?

WhiteRat Oct 8th, 2008 11:44 PM

Columbus Day. Gotta love working for the federal government.

pac-man Oct 9th, 2008 12:03 AM

Columbus... what a hack.



"Oooh, look at me! I found someplace where there are already people."

Asila Oct 9th, 2008 12:06 AM

:lol

DevilWearsPrada Oct 9th, 2008 01:06 AM

plymouth rock landed on pac man

pac-man Oct 9th, 2008 01:13 AM

And it hurt like hell. :lol2

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 9th, 2008 10:04 AM

So, apparently even if you rape and murder a bunch of people. As long as you discover a new continent where there's already people living there you'll go down as a hero in the annals of history.

Also: yay! 4 day weekend too!

executioneer Oct 9th, 2008 10:26 AM

i don't get columbus day off but i get the day after thxgiving off in exchange, and i guess thats still one of those "ha ha take that indians" sort of holidays so what the hey

wobzire Oct 9th, 2008 10:57 AM

I actually have Saterday and Sunday off this week! I am really moving up in the world.

Trats12 Oct 9th, 2008 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 586063)
This was my lunch today.


The carrots are the only thing I can figure out.

Kitsa Oct 9th, 2008 02:14 PM

Carrots, spring rolls, edamame, some malaysian fruit jelly thing, roasted soybeans, rice, cheese, and an apple.

pac-man Oct 9th, 2008 02:57 PM

My lunch didn't look as fancy and is much less healthy but it came with Monopoly sqares, so I'd call it a draw.

Tadao Oct 9th, 2008 03:49 PM

MOTHER FUCKER, I CAN'T EVEN POINT AT A BLACK MAN AND SAY "THAT ONE" NOW. I'LL JUST HAVE TO GO BACK TO ******.

pac-man Oct 9th, 2008 04:43 PM

You can do either, but if you don't get elected president you only have yourself to blame.

Esuohlim Oct 9th, 2008 04:50 PM

GASDFASGSDFGSDDSSDAGFDA

Esuohlim Oct 9th, 2008 04:50 PM

HOW IS EVERYONE ELSE TODAY >:

Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 04:55 PM

How do you feel

I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 04:56 PM

Take a drink from my magic potion

True, you're gonna really feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

MarioRPG Oct 9th, 2008 04:58 PM

Guys, here's an event at my college.

Quote:

XXX-rated hypnotist Tony Lee
One of the most outrageous events to take place each semester is our regular visit from XXX-rated hypnotist Tony Lee. As part of Sexual Awareness Dayz, Tony will be performing at 9 PM in Forwell Hall.
I never thought it would be this easy :hypno:hypno:hypno

e: god damnit :pagebrak

Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 04:58 PM

One sip and you will see
things you never saw befoooooooooo

How do you feel

I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Upon my soul, I feel fine

Esuohlim Oct 9th, 2008 04:59 PM



TONY LEE: NON-STOP TOURING DYNAMO :eek

Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 05:01 PM



That's not what I expected a XXX-rated hypnotist to look like

Esuohlim Oct 9th, 2008 05:06 PM

My friend bought $40 worth of Dunkaroos off of Amazon and finally got them today.

They aren't as good as I remember >:

Asila Oct 9th, 2008 05:06 PM

Fat bottomed girls
you make the rocking world
go round

Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 05:07 PM

I'll drink to that
Even if Queen is overrated

Esuohlim Oct 9th, 2008 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 586280)
Fat bottomed girls
you make the rocking world
go round

This haiku is terrible

Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 586281)
:rolleyes Touche

DAMN STRAIGHT


DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BOY

Asila Oct 9th, 2008 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 586282)
I'll drink to that
Even if Queen is overrated

Yeah, but then it came on and the radio was way over there, and goddamnit

Tadao Oct 9th, 2008 05:46 PM

Queen had the best duel guitar sound ever. EVER!

Asila Oct 9th, 2008 05:57 PM

EVER?!

Kitsa Oct 9th, 2008 06:03 PM

I am about 3/4 of the way done with a job I've had to do for like 2 weeks now and I am ready to be finished :(

pac-man Oct 9th, 2008 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 586284)
DAMN STRAIGHT


DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BOY

We got a live one here.:yum

Dixie Oct 9th, 2008 11:48 PM

I need a bigger bath tub.
:(

Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 11:54 PM

Why, not enough room for two?

Dixie Oct 9th, 2008 11:58 PM

2 can fit if we were dismembered and maybe partially liquefied.
But no, I need a bigger one to drown mice in.

Aaarg Oct 9th, 2008 11:59 PM

Sharing a bath is fun, though!

Drowning mice is probably also fun.

Grislygus Oct 9th, 2008 11:59 PM

HOT TUB IS THE ONLY WAY

Dixie Oct 10th, 2008 12:00 AM

A hot tub would be awesome.
Think of how many mice it would take to fill that thing up.

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:01 AM

What the fuck, dude, you aren't cool enough to be in the Pen-And-Ink gang


I didn't even know there was a Pen-And-Ink gang, I thought I was unique

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:01 AM

Most of me is about to take a bath, what a coinky-dink

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:02 AM

Not you, CiG, you can be in the Pen-And-Ink Gang if you want, I imagine there's more than a few inked album covers

DevilWearsPrada Oct 10th, 2008 12:03 AM

most of you? what the fucks the other fraction doing :/

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:04 AM

Being out of the water

Like her head, for example

Dixie Oct 10th, 2008 12:05 AM

What the fuck is going on?
:hypno
:pagebrak

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:05 AM

We need to start a Hitchcock gang, people


Say the word and I'll register you for pending approval and Sneaky Hitchcock versions of your current avatars

Aaarg Oct 10th, 2008 12:06 AM

i'm afraid of gangs

DevilWearsPrada Oct 10th, 2008 12:06 AM

well when you bathe you're sposed to to play for keeps.

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:10 AM

I want a Holmes group goddamnit ;_;

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 586391)
Being out of the water

Like her head, for example

THANK YOU EXACTLY

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:12 AM

What has been stopping you?

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:14 AM

from starting this holmes group

DevilWearsPrada Oct 10th, 2008 12:15 AM

idk what a holmes group is but I have nothing better to do so i'll just pretend to know and shit up this board more

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:16 AM

Not exactly pretending to know if you broadcast your waste of space

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:19 AM

jerk

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 12:20 AM

Wasn't Hitchcock a flaming homo pedophile?

DevilWearsPrada Oct 10th, 2008 12:21 AM

i'll jerk you >:

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:21 AM

Because I tend to assume it's just me, I mean really. Hitchcock is so much more encompassing than Holmes.

DevilWearsPrada Oct 10th, 2008 12:24 AM

oh i see...you mean the porno actor john holmes

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:25 AM

hitchcock wasnt a pedo, just a misoginist

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:26 AM

SHERLOCK.

YOU ASS.

MY ABILITY TO BE AMUSED AT THINGS ENDS THERE.

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:26 AM

ILL JERK YOU RIGHT BACK, FAGOTRON

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:26 AM

THAT WAS DIRECTED AT YOU, NOT YOU, SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION GUYS MY BAD

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:29 AM

WE GOT YOU

liquidstatik Oct 10th, 2008 12:30 AM

EEK D:

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:30 AM

I'M SORRY, MY PARENTS DIDN'T ESTABLISH BOUNDARIES

I'M SORRY

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:30 AM

OH GOD

Neen Oct 10th, 2008 12:31 AM

Good evening.
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I stink at ASCII

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:32 AM

YOU STINK AT EVERYTHING

STINKER

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:33 AM


Neen Oct 10th, 2008 12:33 AM

ITS FIX NOW K

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:35 AM

EVERYONE MAKE START MAKING PAINT DRAWINGS RIGHT NOW, I DARE ANY OF YOU CANDYASSES TO MAKE ANYTHING HALF AS MANLY AS MY PAGE BREAK

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:36 AM

YOU KNOW IT'S NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE YOU ASSHOLE

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:38 AM

I DO KNOW

TRY ANYWAY SO THAT I CAN EVALUATE YOU ALL

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:39 AM

PUB LOVER ALREADY DID IT, HE HAS PROVEN HIS BALLSINESS AND LARGE PHALLUSHOOD, YOU HAVE NOT



AND BEING A GIRL IS NO EXCUSE, WEAKLING

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 12:40 AM

Too busy playing Hello Kitty.

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:41 AM

WEAKLING

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:41 AM

FUCK YOU MY VAGINA DOES NOT MAKE ME A WEAKLING IN THAT REGARD BUT MY FUCKING SHITTY ART SKILLS DO

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:43 AM

IF YOU DO NOT TRY AND MAKE ART RIGHT NOW, YOUR VAGINA WILL SHRIVEL UP INTO A DRIED UP PIECE OF PASTRAMI

TRUST ME, I CAN SUMMON DEMONS TO DO IT

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:43 AM

On a side note, Pub appears to have logged on and is undoubtedly hating me for once again ruining the chat thread :(

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:44 AM

IT HAPPENS FOR ANYONE THAT TALKS THAT IS NOT HIM

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:45 AM

POSSIBLY

THE COOL PEOPLE DO NOT TALK SO MUCH WHEN I AM AROUND SO I DON'T KNOW

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:49 AM

YOU'RE NEVER AROUND ANYWAY SO WHAT THE FUCK?

I HAVE THIS ONE THING I DID BUT FUCK YOU I THINK IT SUCKS AND I DON'T WANT TO SHOW IT

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 12:50 AM


Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:52 AM

INTERESTING COLOR CONTRAST, YET STILL SO UNINSPIRED

ALSO, MUDDLED LOOKING, SAVE IN A HIGHER QUALITY FORMAT, YOU FAILURE


NEXT

Tadao Oct 10th, 2008 12:52 AM

I call it Lord Sappington v nut cancer.

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:52 AM




FUCK YOU ALL

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:53 AM

AND I DO MEAN NEXT, ASILA, I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NICE BOOBS SO I WILL BE MORE FORGIVING OF YOUR CREATION, AS YOU WILL LOVE IT AS ONLY A WOMAN WITH REPRESSED NURTURING INSTINCTS CAN

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:54 AM

AH, I SEE THAT YOU HAVE BEATEN ME TO THE PUNCH

LET ME SEE HERE



YES, IT IS VERY NICE





BUT THE BACKGROUND SUCKS THERE IS NO BACKGROUND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING BRINGING THAT IN HERE I AM ASHAMED TO HAVE LOOKED AT IT

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 586400)
I want a Holmes group goddamnit ;_;

JOHN HOLMES

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:55 AM

IT IS STILL VERY NICE THOUGH

Grislygus Oct 10th, 2008 12:55 AM

SAM ASILA HAS PROVEN TO HAVE HAD MORE BALLS THAN YOU AT THIS POINT EVEN THOUGH SHE IS A GIRL HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS

Asila Oct 10th, 2008 12:57 AM

HOW THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT MY BOOBS AT THIS POINT

Sam Oct 10th, 2008 12:58 AM

I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT YOUR BOOBS, BUT YOUR JOHN HOLMES GROUP SOUNDS INTERESTING


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