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Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 10:48 PM



Welcome to our newest member, Vyvyan Basterd

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 604642)
No, she stole my heart :tear

I was going to make that joke. :(

But I couldn't figure out how to correctly phrase the second line. :(

"...but coal is very easy to replace. :eek"

Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 10:55 PM

The TV series "The IT Crowd" is amusing, except for the canned laughter abuse.

Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 604646)
I was going to make that joke. :(

But I couldn't figure out how to correctly phrase the second line. :(

"...but coal is very easy to replace. :eek"

She stole his hear, but coal is easily replaced nowadays.

I can't believe you haven't seen Dogs in Space. It's a Sydney AUS punk movie with Michael Hutchence crawling around on all fours and growling. Takes place in 78 but was made in 87.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092904/

I say I watch it because Sskia Post is hawt, but it's really for Hutchence.

Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 11:05 PM

Oops, I mean Melbourne.

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 11:10 PM

One shithole in Australia is as good as another to me.

Sam Dec 28th, 2008 11:50 PM

THEY ARE ALL A STEP UP FROM NEW ZEALAND, EH PUB? ;)

Kitsa Dec 28th, 2008 11:52 PM

I want to know why I'm forbidden by law to ship anything with the word ANZAC on it to Australia or NZ.

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 11:54 PM

For anyone that has been here, that's a given.

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604656)
I want to know why I'm forbidden by law to ship anything with the word ANZAC on it to Australia or NZ.

Because of biscuits. :x

DevilWearsPrada Dec 29th, 2008 12:20 AM

like wheat biscuits or icky british cookie biscuits?

Colonel Flagg Dec 29th, 2008 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604656)
I want to know why I'm forbidden by law to ship anything with the word ANZAC on it to Australia or NZ.

Serious answer: http://scaleplus.law.gov.au/html/pastereg/0/127/top.htm

Not-so serious answer: I don't even think they know for sure.

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2008 12:31 AM

You think so, Douchebag? >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 604660)
like wheat biscuits or icky british cookie biscuits?

Not stupid wheat you stupiud american, but also Not cookies. :x

Call it it a cookie and get punched by australians. ;)

DevilWearsPrada Dec 29th, 2008 12:34 AM

penis?

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2008 12:39 AM

Would you please just Fuck off.

Colonel Flagg Dec 29th, 2008 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 604664)
You think so, Douchebag? >:

Actually, not really.

I'll f*ck off now. ;)

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2008 01:11 AM

I wasn't talking to you, Dingus.

Chojin Dec 29th, 2008 04:36 AM

paging willie

check your PMs

Kitsa Dec 29th, 2008 05:52 AM

What are you talking about, DWP? British biscuits kick ass.

Have you ever had a Cadbury Finger or a Hob Nob?

Although I'm going to agree on Jaffa Cakes because every one I've ever had is stale with the jam all dried out :( I don't know if it's because it's imported or because they just naturally taste that way.

Anyway, all I could gather from that page (thanks, btw) is that Australians are, slightly contrary to character, serious as hell about one particular thing. I can respect that.

DevilWearsPrada Dec 29th, 2008 06:09 AM

Idk, the ones I had were British, and they were sandy tasting and were filled with some kind of raspberry toothpaste shit :x

Kitsa Dec 29th, 2008 06:34 AM

Cadbury Fingers are great, try those. They're like twix without the caramel.

Zomboid Dec 29th, 2008 09:41 AM

I think I'm an alcoholic :(

Kitsa Dec 29th, 2008 11:12 AM

When you go to rehab, drop the booze off at my house.

Sam Dec 29th, 2008 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 604719)
I think I'm an alcoholic :(

YOU SHOULD HAVE USED PROTECTION. >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 29th, 2008 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 604719)
I think I'm an alcoholic :(


You probably just have a drinking problem. I usually have that problem when I'm not drinking.

Kitsa Dec 29th, 2008 05:57 PM

speaking of being an alcoholic

I'm supposed to go spend the evening with some relatives visiting from out of town and I've just had a margarita (when I was out for dinner) that's making the room turn sideways when I try to walk forward.

This could be a problem...?

DevilWearsPrada Dec 29th, 2008 06:08 PM

they slipped you some ecstacy

Tadao Dec 29th, 2008 06:09 PM

I actually puked yesterday morning from drinking way too much vodka.

DevilWearsPrada Dec 29th, 2008 06:10 PM

don't smoke when you drink, as that causes hangovers

:themoreyouknow

Fathom Zero Dec 29th, 2008 06:42 PM

Chojin's alive!

Tadao Dec 29th, 2008 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 604803)
don't smoke when you drink, as that causes hangovers

:themoreyouknow

That's like saying don't have sex because it may create a baby.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 29th, 2008 07:43 PM

I had a hangover the other day. At lunch my friend and I drove to a pizza shop. His erratic driving must have shook some alcohol in my stomach back up because I felt drunk again. It was no good.

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 09:36 AM

Happy Birthday, Shrubfest. :)

<3

Kitsa Dec 30th, 2008 09:39 AM

I went to the Museum of Creepy Santas yesterday. I do that every year.

Tadao Dec 30th, 2008 04:01 PM

http://www.worth1000.com/cache/galle...play=photoshop

Guitar Woman Dec 30th, 2008 04:59 PM

http://www.noisebot.com/merry_christ...ll_t-shirt.htm

Fathom Zero Dec 30th, 2008 05:02 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDRA3...e=channel_page

Sam Dec 30th, 2008 07:13 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHRUBFEST IF IT IS INDEED YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY.

Tadao Dec 30th, 2008 07:43 PM

My Stalker clock says in 18 more minutes.

Shrubfest Dec 30th, 2008 07:46 PM

It is indeeds.

Fun stuff. Told you I was having a party.

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 07:50 PM

Everytime I see Dec 31 today I wonder why I'm not drinking. Haha, because somehow I'm too drunk to remember that I am.

Weird, I typed this message but left the page without putting it up.


Did I miss Willie's Birthday? I hope it was ok. I'm glad your forth decade saw you become a mod. I wanted that to happen for you five years ago. :eek

Tadao Dec 30th, 2008 08:01 PM

Happy B-Day Shrub! I bought you silk rope this time.

executioneer Dec 30th, 2008 08:12 PM

i have to work 12 hours today :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 30th, 2008 08:13 PM

Happy B-Day shrubbery

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiquidStatik
tell shrub i say happy birthday ;D

but also that she is now too old :x

This counts as a circumvention of a ban.

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 08:50 PM

Yay! I just got a Christmas Card. I hadn't noticed that I hadn't got any, but getting one is really nice.

Haha, it was mailed on the 19th.

So that was pretty quick getting here.

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 09:17 PM

Esuohlim really like those Discworld books. He's had a word with The Queen and now Pratchett is a knight! :eek

But now every fag is going to call him Sir Terry, oh noes. :(

Tadao Dec 30th, 2008 09:48 PM

I will never! Vimes would be pissed!

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 605074)
HI CIG! HAPPY B-DAY TO YOU!

:confused



Whose birthday isn't it?

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 605078)
Quote:

Originally Posted by dawnna (Post 604763)
um party hard andrew wk? that sounds like manly music:confused:


:|


Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 605076)
Hey hey hey slow down. Read the forum for a month or so before you start posting new threads if you want to get anything but dick responses.

Pretty much everyone here besides Guitar Woman hates anime... and Guitar Woman. Saying they shouldn't make the bad animes into films is like saying they should only put the bad rapists in prison. Fact is they're all bad and rapists, just like animes.

Steve for Mod (of the cat forum)! >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 605085)
First off, to those who laughed: Fuck you.

OK, so.....Anyone else still play Neopets?
Or am I the only loser in this catagory?

Have a baby.
Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 605089)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 605079)
Some rape is just misunderstood affection :(

Have you tried to legally change your middle name to that yet Tadao?

He is rather hoping that Tadao itself becomes the new word for permissible rape.

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 10:26 PM


Dixie Dec 30th, 2008 10:38 PM

Why you hatin', Pub?

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 10:44 PM

Because I'm a sad little man. >:

Tadao Dec 30th, 2008 10:45 PM

NO HATE IN 08

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 30th, 2008 10:45 PM

I thought Dawwwwna's location was Black Willie at first.

Dixie Dec 30th, 2008 10:48 PM

A Black Willie would be awesome.
Somebody make Willie's Mario costume picture black.

Fathom Zero Dec 30th, 2008 10:49 PM

I'm sad because I like the dark meat. :(

MetalMilitia Dec 30th, 2008 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 605093)
:|
Steve for Mod (of the cat forum)! >:

If I was a mod I've move all your replies out of this thread into the threads you're replying to. That'd show you. >:

Dixie Dec 30th, 2008 10:52 PM

DO IT!
I HAVE NO ARTISTIC TALENT!

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 10:53 PM

But I'm not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me!

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 10:58 PM

I am not a cat! :eek

Youhave no power over me! :smug

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 10:59 PM

I am not a cat! :eek

Youhave no power over me! :smug

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 10:59 PM

I am not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me! :smug

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 11:00 PM

I am not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me! :smug

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 11:00 PM

I am not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me! :smug

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 11:00 PM

But I'm not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me!

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 11:00 PM

But I'm not a cat! :eek

You have no power over me!

Dixie Dec 30th, 2008 11:06 PM

I mean it, I'm totally useless.
I've only ever used Photoshop like once.

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 11:09 PM

IS NOT CAT! :eek

NONU MOLESTO MEOW

Fathom Zero Dec 30th, 2008 11:10 PM

NOW I'M A CAR

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 11:12 PM

IS NOT CAT! :eek

NONU MOLESTO MEOW :notcat

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 11:14 PM

IS NOT CAT! :eek :eek

NONU MOLESTO MEOW :notcat

Dixie Dec 30th, 2008 11:15 PM

If I don't understand you I can't pretend to be offended.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 30th, 2008 11:20 PM

Is that the reason why my browser took 3 minutes to refresh???

Happy B-Day Pub! What do you want for your birthday?

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 11:30 PM

Either happiness or not to be so old.

Haha, I'm kidding. I want death.

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2008 11:33 PM


Fathom Zero Dec 30th, 2008 11:39 PM

WISH YOU WERE HERE

Kitsa Dec 31st, 2008 09:42 AM

I was going to suggest Tadao change his avatar to Stalker Santa but now I don't know who should change their avatar to Stalker Santa.

Tadao Dec 31st, 2008 12:37 PM

I would, but it would have to be a stalker bunny.

Aaarg Dec 31st, 2008 03:42 PM

Somebody asked if I was "tech-savvy" and followed it up by asking if I knew how to copy music CD's.

Tadao Dec 31st, 2008 03:49 PM

Did you put the cd in the scanner/xerox machine?

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 31st, 2008 03:53 PM

You should have sent them a facsimile.

Kitsa Dec 31st, 2008 04:12 PM

I know someone who was played up by everyone to be this big tech genius, and someone handed him a CD to get some info off of. And he didn't know what to do with it. He just stood there looking from it to the computer and back.

I ended up having to do it, and since then I've been a little skeptical of self-described gurus.

Aaarg Dec 31st, 2008 04:15 PM

Yeah, I never hype up my abilities--people at work just think I'm smart because I can turn a computer on and use a menu and all that.

One time, the computer we use for Western Union transactions wasn't working and there were three people looking at it, trying to get it to boot up Windows. They couldn't figure it out, and put up a sign that said "WESTERN UNION OUT OF SERVICE." I went up to the computer after they left it, saw a message about how no keyboard was found, and looked at the back to see the keyboard unplugged. Three fucking people.

Kitsa Dec 31st, 2008 04:18 PM

Heh, do people still switch keyboard and monitor cables in computer labs? That's fun to watch.

God, I've felt like shit the past 2 days...nothing to eat but some leftover Stove Top...and right now that's feeling like a mistake.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 31st, 2008 04:24 PM

I hate having to shit right after getting out of the shower.

Aaarg Dec 31st, 2008 04:59 PM

The last computer lab I was in was the one in Percival Hall at West Virginia U (the natural resources "building which was just the third floor of another building), where most people would go to actually do work because the NR kids weren't much for using computers all day. Any time you go anywhere else that combined students and computers, all the screens are Facebook.

SHIT IN THE SHOWER.

WhiteRat Dec 31st, 2008 05:07 PM

Suspicious activity: A man reported July 16 that someone entered his home in Blaine and taped a sink nozzle so that it would spray him when he turned on the water.

Property damage: It was reported Aug. 14 that someone spray-painted the rear window of a car in Eagan. Blue paint was used to write the words "penis mobile."

Accidental poisoning: A woman called 911 about 7 p.m. Oct. 31 to get the telephone number for poison control. She said there was a possible poisoning at her Oakdale home and an ambulance might be needed. The woman said she accidentally used ammonia instead of vinegar while cooking Sloppy Joes. The food was consumed but didn't appear to cause any medical problems. Poison control advised her that no medical attention was needed.

Aaarg Dec 31st, 2008 05:19 PM

Awesome. x3

Kitsa Dec 31st, 2008 05:21 PM

I just got attacked by the neighbor's yorkie, which catapulted itself over the fence he put up.

They really are ankle-biters :(

Fathom Zero Dec 31st, 2008 06:06 PM

I'd punt the little bastard back across the fence. Little fucker'd think twice. I'd have no problem doing that.

MattJack Dec 31st, 2008 07:28 PM

My dog has a seizure yesterday ):

MattJack Dec 31st, 2008 07:29 PM

and had too

Tadao Dec 31st, 2008 07:39 PM

Your dog had two seizures yesterday?

MattJack Dec 31st, 2008 08:56 PM

just uno

He's an old guy ):

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2008 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 605133)

Awwww. <3


Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 605194)
Please don't be fat and ugly....please don't be fat and ugly.....

sees that favorite game is some jappy shit and loves pizza...

A man can dream, right?

In Canada pizza works in reverse, so if she uses it to counter the weabo shit, she might not be a meat mountain.

Quote:

Originally Posted by VelvetEvoker (Post 605293)
I'll get some pics up soon. In the pics thread, of course.

I spit on yer interpretation of the rules.

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2008 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VelvetEvoker (Post 605296)

Very impressive bags.

Now let us see your funbags. :tadao

Kitsa Dec 31st, 2008 11:51 PM

That was weird as hell.

Spend 2 days nauseated. Spend 7-10 pm puking my guts out, then fall asleep. Wake up at 10:45 feeling just fine. I mean, I'm sore, but not even a hint of nausea.

What a strange bug I must have had. :/

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2008 11:56 PM

*hugs* 4 Kitsa


The pervading thought was that VelvetEvoker looks like a child, and it took a moment for it to dawn on me that I'm now in my late thirties, so she is. :x

KitKit: That sounds like food poisoning if you try and tough it out. Stop trying to be so tough, Honey.

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 12:00 AM



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