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I'm going to go with yes. :(
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I hope he's having a better time with it than I did. ;D
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He just posted in the world ending thread. :(
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How do you make thirty dollars quickly with a busted leg in the way?
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Sell plasma.
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Would they take my plasma even if I lived overseas for four years? I hear that they won't. Screw 'em. My blood's as good as anyone elses.
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No. But maybe if you just bled into a bucket, you could find someone interested in buying it.
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shit i just shoveled some random assholes driveway and sidewalk for $30. You people should live in my town where 78% of the population rake in over $200 000 a year!
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Yeah, but that's only $52.98 American anyways.
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guys i'm sorry i haven't been reading the boards i've been busy playing ultima underworld :x
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Britney Spears has filed for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline. :tear
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dear me
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what a bitch
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He was too good for her anyways.
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She wanted him for his money and his promising rap career.
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I just noticed that I mispronounce pronunciation. :lol
8th worst newsreader ever! ;) |
I blame your goofy New Zealand accent.
SHE'S A BEAUT haha right ;) |
I blame your ugly face!
Which we've never seen, haha right? ;) |
THIS IS TRUE
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MISFIRE!
RELOAD! ;) |
hey,pub,what happened with the vicar?
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Oh lady, I don't feel like writing a sequel to that story right now.
Maybe later. ;) |
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Like it. ;) |
Or else! >:
Mothers. ;) |
i'm not a supermom like glow. gimme the can. :(
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At first I thought that said "vegetarian beef soup", and thought "oh those antipodals are so wacky".
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i just wanted to say vicar again.
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Just like Catholics killing themselves. ;) |
trancesapphire: sevenforce isn't as big a fag as everyone says
Chojin: yuh huh trancesapphire: :( Chojin: he's exactly like pub, only a little more immature and black ;< |
haha ;>
where'd you get that ;< |
Like an incontinent puppy, everytime you make a mess, you come running to tell me all about it.
You're just like a cute puppy. ;) |
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only more immature and black?
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This thread needs a loveline counterpart.
But about porn. ;) |
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But why stop at just one? ;) |
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Pictures! ;) |
I worked at KFC once. Worst job I ever had. There was this really hairy guy that worked there, and I swear we got a complaint about hair in the food every day. KFC is some nasty shit anyways though.
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I-Mockery Chat Room (THE MADDEST OF LIBS, DEAR SIR)
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I miss Helm. ;) |
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Pictures! ;) |
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The final countdown. ;) |
do da doo doo
do de do doo doo do da doo doo |
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I wish I had friends who did this stuff so I could say, "Girl I was there"
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and people think I'm crazy for taping twenty roman candles together and then aiming them at people :rolleyes
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WITH THEIR CONSENT, MIND
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They probably don't think your actually going to do it
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well to be fair i give them a bundle of candles to shoot back :(
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people just don't appreciate rockets like they used to :(
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We need a best of Emu page. A page of nothing but your favourite Emu quotes. You know, the funny & awesome things he's said over the years. I can't think of any, that's why I need you guys to do it.
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Why do my worst posts always remind me of Fartin? SAD FACE?
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I think I look fat.
And my teeth are really crooked. My grandfather's shoe/slipper on my head is just a thing. |
OH MY FUCKING GODS! IS MY EYE WONKY?! :7F
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Or is that obvious? ;) |
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This is the last year of fire works in the future. The government couldn't handle so many cool dudes. |
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The greatest single audio clip of the internet:
http://www.progressiveboink.com/just...ts_special.wav |
Who cares.
Pub Love you kinda look like Hound before he was skinny. |
vicar.
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Everybody on this site is starting to get heavier and older...makes me feel great :) Is that how they measure your fat head in New Zealand? with a shoe? ;)
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Everyone knows you put a shoe over your head to scare away Xena and hobbits. :rolleyes
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My mum and step-father are getting a divorce because he tried to kill her with my Oxycodine.
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Just put your dick in the fryer, presto, you are a woman with a kentucky fried cock.
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You could say, "wanna see my KFC? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEEEEAN!"
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Jurassic Park IV?
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DID SOMEONE SAY THEY'D LIKE A SPARKLING COLD DRINK?
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GUYS, PUB JUST DEDICATED A SONG TO NOTHING4BUDDHA AND ME ON THE NEW ZEALAND RADIO AND I HEARD IT.
PUB'S VOICE = THE NEW HOTNESS. :yum |
:conspiracy
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Pub do you have any clips I like sexy voices :( |
I emailed him a low bitrate recording.
No, Sam made me promise to give no one else any clips. I don't like my faggy sounding voice. :eek :lol |
You tease.
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Sir you'd better send it to me or I'll put off putting your update up on my site even longer. >:
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For those of you who haven't checked I put up a loop of "I Palindrome I" by TMBG on the front page a while ago (that one's for YOU Sam :eek)
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Esuohlim, do you have any pictures of yourself that you're willing to post? :eek
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OH MAN FIRST PUB ON THE RADIO
NOW MILHOUSE BACKSWARDS WHO'S NEXT TO DEDICATE SOMETHING TO SAM? |
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It's called puberty, and don't worry it will happen soon.
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Beards are easy. >:
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Beards are easy and so is your girlfriend! >:
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Nuh-uh. :(
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Yeah, beards are hard & so is your girlfriend. ;)
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Seriously, my sack is carrying raisins. :todd
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You sound VERY sure about that. :rolleyes
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My profile's password is now julie. Have fun with it kids.
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what
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WHAT?
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I would try it but I don't want to log out.
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