Oh go on, thay are not that bad! ;)

terra definitely does NOT need boobies

Maybe she could trade them in for a waffle iron or something. ;(

As if I knew. ;(

I miss my glowie!!!!!!! How's that baby boy???

30 pounds of cuteness that likes to hide in cupboards:

He's BLOND!!! When did this happen????? :D

Plus he's cute as a bug!!!!

Terra why don't you save some punctuation for the rest of us and by the way I'm unhappy that you're back.

Merry Christmas Scrooge!

I'd hit it but I'm like 90% sure it's womti again ;<

cute kid how old? My son is half the wieght of urs O_o

15 pounds what the hell is your kid a small dog or somthing

what a freak

no, he just eats alot....Thats how i know its my kid....

alot of dog food

Yes because babys can eat solid food you know....

duh i told you man it's a dog or somthing man i need to be on csi or some shit this is like that mexican rat pet dog thing sewer rat story but instead it's really a dog instead of a baby :lol

My babies will, they DON'T GET A CHOICE!

also Its cute until the kid crushes a few fingers in the cupboard doors, tats happened to my little sis a few times :(

His kid eats the good stuff. Alpo all the way.

k.

guys you dont understand NO HUMAN can weigh 15 pounds it's clearly of the canine descent

Wolfchild.

I thought you said Alpine. That made me think of a yeti baby. :/

damn oklahomans

ps ou top 12 baby

boooooooooo.

OU can go fuck themselves.

ZZ Top is the greatest fucking band of all time and no one can dispute this.

And I'm sorry for saying fuck so much in case anyone gets offended. I don't know why I have.

ZZ Top licks nuts.

ou rules homo

I RATE THIS JOKE ;_; ;_; ;_; out of ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;

I didn't write that, but I'm sure you can photoshop yourself kissing some guy to be trendy.

Don' go there gir'frien

OH MY FUCKING GOD! YOU DIDN'T WRITE THAT THING THAT WAS IN THE QUOTE? FUCKING HELL! SERIOUSLY! FOR FUCKS SAKE, SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE REALLY BELIEVED THAT YOU CALLED ME GAY WHEN YOU DIDN'T, WHEN WHAT YOU REALLY SAID WAS WHICH MAKES ALL THE FUCKING SENSE IN THE FUCKING WORLD, EVEN BACK WHEN IT WAS IN CONTEXT! I MEAN OH MY FUCKING GOD, FARTIN! WHAT IF PEOPLE THOUGHT YOU REALLY SAID I WAS A HOMOSEXUAL, THEY MIGHT THINK YOU'RE A BAD PERSON, OR UNFUNNY, OR JUST ON THE WRONG SIDE OF WEIRD! SHIT MAN, I'M SO SORRY! YOU WIN THIS ROUND! HOW WILL THE INTERNET EVER FUCKING RECOVER! >:

FARTIN? >:

DO YOU GET IT, FARTIN? >:

IT WAS A POOR ATTEMPT AT A JOKE, FARTIN. >:

IT WAS A JOKE, AND YOU DIDN'T GET IT.

BUT IT WAS A BAD JOKE, SO DON'T FEEL BAD. >:

HOWEVER, THIS ISN'T THE FIRST FUCKING TIME, IS IT FARTIN? >:

Guys I JUST NOW read the guitar woman thread in spite of having posted in it twice.

I think I'm the only person on these forums who has never registered an alt and you admins can back me up on that am i right :picklehat

Hey Emu, I was just about to call Fartin a stupid ******, so thanks. Top job! ;)

There's still time

I'd laugh if Chojin bans pub at 9999 :/







turn off the caps little buddy

You are kinda stupid, my friend. :)

I think it would be a good policy to ban anyone that posts that much on the internet. Losers.

I didn't even noticed that I took that picture from some guy's blog called "My GAY PERSPECTIVE" :/

Hey guys, you know how Pub Lover goes crazy, disappears for a few days & then comes back as if nothing happened?

Yeah.

:lol

so what about that dog baby

guys its so cold i had to melt the lock on my work door AND on my car door with warm water

THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN HERE ;_;

Ok wise guy

Esuohlim when you reach ten thousand can you put all the words from every post that you're in and make a story? I'm sure it would be riveting.

I promise I'd at least skim through that story

How about someone else writes it for me since I'm important enough??

I googled "post 10,000" and this is what I got:



Chojin, as stated in the "one ban per ten thousand posts" portion of the contract (Section VI) I'd like to choose zeldasbiggestfan, if you would carry that out as soon as possible (for the sake of everyone haha right).

I'd like to thank everyone, it's been quite a ride!

Hooray for Esuohlim!

Are you going to post more now? >:

Haha I'm not about to open up a can of worms answering that question ;)

Here's a quick yet accurate history of my posts throughout the years:

Oh man, growing up :cry

Like your site? :lol



>:

You're really depressing, you know that right? ;(

Guys I really like being 21.

P.S. Congratulations Esuohlim

How does your liver feel about it?

Speaking of googling names I put mine in and that womti asshole is using my name to register to a bunch of stupid forums. >:

Seriously, like Aryan Nations. He's only made like 10 posts on each board and they all pertain to racism in some way :lol

I sent him a frank email displaying my distaste at his behavior. A young man like him needs to focus his energy away from hate and more towards finding a nice soup kitchen to eat at.

thank was me, sorry

Damn my need for sleep, I missed out on stupid faggots IMing me with internet threats. >:

Just because they found a pig munching a cloth don't mean they ate the kid. It'd be smart to wait few days to find out how the parents found their kid from a bush near the house or something like that.






Unless they were pigs of DOOM.

Shut up you stupid shit, pigs can easily eat people! >:



Although not a person, I have seen a pig eat a rat. It was a horrifying experience. :eek

Who here is black? I am still trying to figure out what it means when black people say "you cookin?"

We up and banned our last darkie a few months ago.

He says 'Hey', if anyone's interested.

haven't you seen old yeller pigs can rip your shit UP

Man I hate that guy, he's got such a fish and chip on his shoulder :lol :lol

I'll be here all week.

I've killed for less. Hell, I've bitch-slapped for less!

SO GUYS
i think i know what i want to do with my life
im looking at colleges right now :O

lol i forgot to say what it was!

im going to get a bachelors of science degree in media arts & animation, and do character design or storyboard art for caaaaartoons [nickelodeon i hope!]

my lifes going to be so great
:D

I'm going to be an engineer except I don't actually know what kind of jobs an engineer has or what kind of things an engineer does at their jobs!

Maybe I should start reading dilbert lol

haha yeah idk what engineers do either
but i hear it's top-notch!

I don't know about the US but over here engineers generally engineer things. You can't really be much more specific until you say what type of enginner you want to be; electrial, mechanical, chemical... mathmatical etc etc

I'm still undecided, but after some research it seems like materials science and engineering is the cushiest of all the engineering branches. :picklehat

okay guys lets focus on danny now :[

Oh hey there! Will you be able to sneak in drawings of penises and photos of boobs like they did at Disney? :x

i hope so :X

one time i was drawing a little girl in gymnastics
she looked real cute but there was a penis bulge in her tights :O

wait i dont know if that even counts!

im real excited though, guys
i've been drawing since, like, FOREVER
and i've always liked cartoons

so it should be a great job
i just hope i can get a job at nickelodeon. the other channels suck with kids cartoons, if you ask me

Whoops I almost forgot my Christmas-Thyme™ fuzzy JPEG avatar tradition :x

lol hey milhouse my birthday is like next friday
ill be 19
:X

December 8th is when I licked a vagina for the first time :x

Happy birthday, what are you going to get??

ew i've yet to lick a vagina
it seems gross :x

and uhmm im not sure yet
im getting new shoes, clothes, and some art shit for suure
that and my grandma bought me a new website :O


ohh and apparently my birthday is the same day john lenon died
[according to some fatty on myspace]

Now that's a watershed event!

Shut up it's no laughing matter and it's a bit scary at first but I powered through put on my snorkel and went to town. Jerk. >:

i know one time this girl was sucking my d*ck, and i remember in porn they'd like just start humping their throat, so i tried it.
anyway i basically rammed the fuck out of the back of her throat and she got really pissed. :/

No she was probably pretending and actually loved every minute of it because she was a slut maybe?

yeah, she was a slut
she's pregnant now, lol

"you can do it, hun! :]]"

this thread is for queers

Your point being?

you be gay