NFL 2011/2012
Let's talk some pigskin!
What's with Joe Banner? Did someone cut holes in his Dockers? He's spending Lurie's money like it was gasoline and he was driving a HumVee. And what are they going to do for DeSean Jackson? |
Oh NFL, how we missed thee. The lockout is finally over and everyone is ready for some foosball. The last week has seen a flurry of activity with free agents and undrafted rookies engaged in a spirited game of musical chairs of which the NFL has never seen before. Camps are now underway and out of shape fatasses like FORMER Vikings LT Bryant McKinnie are getting cut from their respective teams. In case anyone forgot already, the Green Bay Packers (boo) won it all last year: Draft Recap Cam Newton (or $cam Newton as Bama fans will tell you) was taken number 1 overall by the Panthers, causing noted bitch-boy and former 2nd round pick Jimmithy Clausen to switch to Johnson & Johnson No Tears shampoo. Texas A&M LB Von Miller was taken second by the Josh McDaniels-less Broncos. He also tried to sue the NFL for the lockout shenanigans or something like that. Tide DL Marcell Dareus went to the Bills at number 3 No Palmer no problem for the Bengals as they took Georgia WR AJ Green at number 4 and also took Palmer's future replacement Andy Dalton of TCU in the second round. Dalton's hair also matches his uniform. Arizona took LSU shutdown corner Patrick Peterson at number 5. Hopefully he pans out better than Antrelle Rolle who was taken high in 2005. The Falcons traded up to get Julio Jones from Bama, who Tony Gonzalez is already saying "This kid Julio Jones is the real deal. He's the best incoming receiver I've ever played with. Come to think of it, it's not even close." Young Qbs Jake Locker, Blaine Gabbert, and Christian Ponder went early to the Titans, Jaguars, and Vikings, respectively. Also Nick Fairley went to the Lions, causing NFC North QBs to shit their pantaloons at the though of a Lions D-line anchored by Fairley, Suh, and Kyle VandenBosch. The last player of the draft, Mr. Irrelevant, went to Cheta Ozougwu of Rice. Godspeed, Cheta. Notable Transactions CB Nnamdi Asomugha Old Team: Raiders New Team: Eagles WR Sidney Rice Old Team: Vikings New Team: Seahawks Rice will be joining his bff and former Vikings QB Tarvaris Jackson in Seattle. Kevin Kolb Old Team: Eagles New Team: Cardinals Jason Babin Old Team: Titans New Team: Eagles One year wonder ends up back in Philly where he palyed in 2009. CB Johnathan Joseph Old Team: Bengals New Team: Texans QB Matt Hasselbeck Old Team: Seahawks New Team: Titans Keepin' the seat warm for Jake Locker. Barrett Ruud Old Team: Bucs New Team: Titans Donovan McNabb Old Team: Redskins New Team: Vikings I'm desperately hoping that last year's McNabb was a fluke. Reggie Bush Old Team: Saints New Team: Dolphins Albert Haynesworth Old Team: Redskins New Team: Patriots If anyone can whip this fatty into shape it's Belichick. Chad Ochocinco Old Team: Bengals New Team: Patriots Ronnie Brown Old Team: Dolphins New Team: Eagles Vince Young Old Team: Titans New Team: Eagles Less pressure and a chance to learn from Vick on the bench. New Coaches Jim Harbaugh Old Team: HC at Standford New Team: 49ers Jason Garrett Old Team: OC/Interim HC Cowboys New Team: Cowboys Hue Jackson Old Team: OC Raiders New Team: Raiders Leslie Fraizer Old Team: DC Vikings New Team: Vikings Pat Shurmur Old Team: OC Rams New Team: Browns John Fox Old Team: HC Panthers New Team: Broncos Ron Rivera Old Team: DC Chargers New Team: Panthers This took me too long to type up so you guys better enjoy it! |
YEAH, LET'S GO BROWNS.
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I'm not going to quote you, WR, but good luck on the McNabb thing. He should do better with a few people to throw to, plus a running game. Peterson is still there, right?
Good luck with the new HC, too. I'll be watching with interest. |
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ok Raiders, please have a good season this year....or at the very least a halfway decent one like last year
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I think Jackson will have the Raiders in the playoffs within 2 years.
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Whiterat, I wish you would post like this everyweek. I just caught up on more than I needed to in the nfl in less than five mins thanks to you. |
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New Browns coach makes me happy, regardless of who it is :lol This has been an uber busy week, it is clear the owners really wanted things to get going again |
RAIDERS ARE GONNA WIN THIS YEAR I JUST KNOW IT
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I assume you mean a game
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RIP Bubba Smith
Bubba Smith passes away.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shu...urn=nfl-wp4511 |
Rest in peace, big guy. :tear
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So who actually believes that Randy Moss is going to stay retired!
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Sure he will, just like Brett Favre.
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He might, cause he has probably run out of teams who are willing to tolerate his shit
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For what it's worth his arrival and quick exit helped Childress find his ass without a job. |
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Moss is gonna end up in the cfl.
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Technically, this is the second time Randy Moss has quit football. The first was when he decided to play for the Raiders.
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Since it is pretty much a proven fact that Moss is a poison, I think even the CFL, the Arena league, WWE and American Gladiators won't want him even.
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There's always "Dancing with the Stars".
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