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Dr. V Oct 18th, 2019 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 771964)
So what's it like. You know. Having sex?

It's a lot like watching the news.

Tadao Oct 20th, 2019 03:47 PM

Fake banter that leads to a frantic screaming, then disappointment followed up with a food segment?

Dr. V Jun 28th, 2021 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 772033)
Fake banter that leads to a frantic screaming, then disappointment followed up with a food segment?

That plus a looming sense of knowing you're being lied to.

Dr. V Sep 1st, 2022 01:52 PM

What are you guys up to? My oldest just started 1st grade and my youngest just started pre-school. I'm closing in on 40!

Esuohlim Sep 1st, 2022 06:22 PM

My oldest started kindergarten and my youngest just turned 2, I'll be 35 in a month, and in six months I'll have had been registered on this message board for 20 years.

I remember when I was the biggest virgin on I-Mockery, and, arguably, I still might be :(


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