Go put on a dress and hang out in a redneck bar.

Then maybe one day you could get all depressed by the internet because a guy mentions that you once did that. >:

Well, Shit. Maybe he wouldn't mind losing that name for the good of the boards.

You could always be 'x_JuLiE_x'.

This post sucks, please continue.

We haven't had a song posted in the chatroom in a while.

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

FUCK! :eek

That's creepy.

Did she use it?

I want to change my avatar back to my Chiana Liar one. :(

Now that you mention Creepy, I notice Larry is back. Did he mention why?

Yeah, Julie. WTF?

I'm not that well versed in the actual names of the posters here on the board.

It's hard to become something you already are, Pub.

HELL YEAH! :love

Larry is Blue Oatmeal. Give him a call. Go on. You'll only regret it if you do. I know I did.

I'm kind of astonished that I haven't been banned yet.

I'll consider it. I'd rather write him a letter though. Get me the address and I'll write a letter.

See you man. Have a party! :squigly

You're not interesting enough to ban.

I won't be missed. :(

How did that work out for you?

Are you really that big a fag, or are phones so rare in Kentucky?

TAKE IT HARD!


:orgasm

Everybody knows that phones take your soul when you speak into them. They also give cancer. The bad kind.

Pub doesn't want to talk to me anymore. :(

Exactly.

Don't you get it? If you die in the game, you die for real.

History is about to be rewritten by two guys who can't spell... :eek

I still want an orange megaman :(

Wow pub went on a posting rampage! he was gone and then all of a sudden here he is!

Now he's gone again. :(

I really wish Comedy Central didn't do a Blue Collar Weekend twice a month. :(

Especially since they've been doing it every other week since like 2003 :(

But it's so hilarious. Hearing about how Foxworthy is an inept knob of a man and hearing Ron White tell us how he divorced his rich wife never gets old.

Forgive me, I was bored.

You know it took me two whole days to actually figure out what you were doing in Mock Wars with that picture. Then I laughed so hard I almost fell over.

No, I know you don't know what I'm talking about. I was actually calling it white paint. Jeeze.

Ignorance is bliss.

Yeah

huh?

What, the "Schimid's copy" with the cummed-up face thing? Two whole days?

Yes I was busy. I read it a couple of days later and laughed my ass off.

I see you saw it too. You little sneakie!

Well yeah but I have no intention to post in that godawful thread I mean I don't just post anywhere :rolleyes

:(

Mods plz lower post count by half thx :(

You knew the consequences.

You butthead. You probably *jipped* all over yourself on that thread. I can amost see you white knuckling it.

That's a hell of a term for jacking off.

Did you mean to write "jizzed" because seriously how can you miss a letter by a whole keyboard?

EDIT: F U Pub Lover NEW RULES >:

No it's "jipped." It's a dry penile heave. You ought to know this terminology by now.

MISTER WHITE KNUCKLER!

Mommy said my unique talent was what made me special. Now that I know Milhouse does it too, I have no reasone to live. :(

Now this is a jipp.

Page 626: Masturbation discussion.

Hahaha I guess I can't post on this page anymore you hosers time to have sex with my girlfriend bye :picklehat

Do you wear the pickle hat while you do it? Cuz, if so, can I buy it when you're done?

Milhouse always does that. When it gets heated he always checks out and whacks off to pictures of Lotida. He'll be back in 30 seconds.

Can I still get the pickle hat though?

RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! You know darn well he is going back to watching the Blue Collar Comedy Show on TV. He can't fool us... everyone knows Milhouse can't get a girlfriend.

Nice Matt Harty impression though!! :doublethumbsup!!

Nobody will answer my damn question.

You may have to get it dry cleaned but I bet he will let you borrow it as long as you agree to take pictures with it!

Lotida, back me up here please, tell Terra that I suck at mocking and that I'm an unfunny fuck.

I think she has figured that out herself. It's not your personality she is after!! :conspiracy

What?

Never mind.

You are definitely a quick study!!

Oh shit. There go all of those wonderful pms back and forth.
:(

I'm listening to a song that gives me goosebumps.

He always does this. Right when it gets good, he goes blank, his eyes roll back into his head and it's Deftones baby.

It really is a sad song. Highway Patrolman

I'm right here, you know.

xbxMCj is turning into Pub Lover :eek

So, how are you MarioRPG?

Why don't you go and tongue the receptacle end of an extension cord! Preferably while it's still plugged into the wall.

Why don't you go and verb the noun.

Milhouse, perhaps you should excuse yourself again and go have sex with your girlfriend for another 30 seconds. I am sure she is done panting from the first 30 seconds!! Go for it big boy!!

Why don't you go and have teh sex with your gf like you said you were going to??? You said this ONE PAGE AGO!

And give xbxMCj your fucking pickle hat, you cyber squash.

Psssssst.... Terra, he already did that!! He's back! Poor girlfriend!! :tear

Talk about minuteman express. But it's only a blowup doll.

They didn't mean it milhouse, please come back. :tear

I wish she wasn't going to be away until Wednesday. :tear

He'll be back... he can't stay away! He will fake us out and pretend like it took more than 30 seconds though!


EDIT: Told ya!

:tear

Aw milhouse....can't you just use your hands until she gets back?

Geez. Poor little guy.

Aw man I missed the masturbation discussion page :(

Yeah, I got that impression by just scrolling past those pages too. Fuck reading them though, right Terra?

Yeah? What the fuck are these new rules, you lazy-assed fucker!? >:

When no one seems to react to a joke you have two options.

You could carry on till even the people that like you get pissed off.
You could shift one of your other equally annoying running gags.

Then there is option three: GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU TEDIOUS LITTLE SHIT! >:

Just make up a new rule, & I'll run it into the ground.

Yeah, he posts loads of shit, & everyone with a sense of humour wants to see the the back of him.

OH, AND FUCK YOU MARIORPG! >:

Get it? Because I'm just like Carnivore, everytime my name is mentioned I gotta run in & blow my load. Then follow it up with some bullshit " :x SUICIDE_TIME :x ". >:

Also, if any guys wanna take some showering pictures, please send them to me. Thanks. :orgasm

We missed you too.

"Julie"
(feat. Shaggy)

[Ali G, Shaggy]
Let’s talk about Julie right now yu hear mi
You got your Julie, I got my Julie, anybody else who no have dem Julie dem need fi get one
Yo slammin and banging ya dig dat.

[Chorus 1]
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy

[Verse 1]
Ragga muffin give you love and affection
Mr Lover will be your protection, stick it to, to your hearts contention, anything for my Julie.
Mi go so hmmmm and make a connection
She hear mi voice and get a nipple erection
We be banging to a Shaggy selection, one time for my Julie.

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Verse 2]
I need a cure for the thing I’m feeling, Shaggy need some sexual healing, I want to reach and
touch the ceiling, when I’m loving my Julie, aight
Mi a de king in a de late night healing, worse know if it’s just a piece I’m stealing, a safe
sex a mister lover believe in, when I’m loving my Julie

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Ali G Rap]
Hear dis Shaggy mi can rap too.
A Yo A Yo you is fitter than J-Lo next to you
She just a minga fitter than destiny’s child apart from the lead singer,
Fitter than the spice girls including the Ginger,
Give it a shave cause mi wanna be in ya,
They was claiming that our love was wrong
The people just stared and said it was too long
Yo it ain’t a crime to have a 12 inch
Dong Da Dong Dong Dong

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Chorus 1]
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

OK, fine. Julie, You're now my protegé. >:

I demand that you reply to every damn post I've made in this thread over the last two days. >:

You want me for my body. :(

Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon!

The words alone do not do it justice. You have to hear it.

Do they have Ali G & Shaggy in the US?

Yes.

Those are the names of the horses he fellates! :)

chat was wonky for a sec.

Are you this obsessed with kinky secks in real life, lady?

Yeah, we broke the php, & it puts up that No Posts In Topic message.

That's why we used have the Page Break rule, Esuohlim. :(

Hey Staxeon, who the fuck are you? >:

This is my drunk warning thing, my sexy buddies. :eek

I was hoping for a reply by now. :(