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We watched that movie in English, and I thought it was pretty neat. :o
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Yeah, I like that film, but then I'm big Robin Williams & poetry liking fag. :(
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I hate robin william's stand up. Something about old men making perverted jokes kind of weirds me out. :(
That, and he seems way too coked out. shut up, pub. >: |
All of the Robin Williams stand up that I've heard has involved his talking penis. And that isn't funny.
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My friend bought one of his DVDs, and all of his jokes are in the same area of "LOL PUSSY COCK BALLS." Which, I guess might be funny to an 8th grader. But, he's like, 60. :( |
I smoke a good cigar every once in a while :x
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What kind? :o
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I dunno it's my friend's grandpa's. I'll ask him next time, though ;)
OH YEAH AND THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT ON MAH BODAY BUT I THINK CAPTAINBUBBA IS WAAAY CUTER. |
CAPTAINBUBBA AND HICKMAN SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE SEX!
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HEY HOW COME I CAN'T BE INVOLVED IN THE CUTE SEX OKAY GUYS PLZ :[
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FINE, YOU CAN SEX THE WINNER!
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I dislike this page, Pub, please hurry up and carry us to the next one. :)
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WHAT?
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DO YOU THINK I AM SOME KIND OF MAD 'POST ALL HE CAN' PERSON? >:
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I AM OFFENDED, MARIORPG. :(
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I DON'T THINK I CAN EVEN MAKE IT TO FIVE POSTS IN A ROW RIGHT NOW! :(
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WELL, MAYBE FIVE.
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HEY PUB STOP ALL THIS NONSENSE MAN
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OK, SURE.
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I THINK DANNY TATOM IS A GREAT NAME. :(
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PUB LOVER IS A SUCKASS NAME. >:
HAHA, GOOD THINK I'M A SUCKASS PERSON! :lol >: |
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yeah srsly, i thought she was nice. what happened? :x
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Daniel would go infinitely better with a last name like Tatom. I reccomend ditching the kiddy nickname.
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Well, Daniel is my last name. But, I've been going by Danny since 3rd grade. There was already a Daniel, and he was way more popular. So, unless I went by Danny, I would have been totally looked over in life. :(
+ My full name is DANIEL HOWARD TATOM, and that sounds way smarter than i really am. and i don't wanna throw anyone off. :o |
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I think it's a nice name :/ I lived in a rooming house with a guy named Dick Chisholm
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What did GW's post say before she edited it?
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The same thing, but without the last sentence. :o
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srsly. we used to be close, GW. what happened? :(
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ANSWER THE QUESTION! >:
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PSH, SHE'S OFFLINE. I BET SHE'S SCAAARRED. >:
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THEN YOU SHOULD ANSWER MY QUESTION! >:
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SERIOUSLY, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO SMASH A FEW OF HER TEETH OUT DURING SEX? >:
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HAHA, DANE COOK IS THE NEW STEVE MARTIN! :lol
I'D LIKE TO SMASH SOME OF THEIR TEETH OUT! >: BUT NOT DURING SEX, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! >: YEAH, YOU DO! :( |
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NO, I DON'T.
AND I THINK JESSICA ALBA IS CUTE SO I DON'T WANT TO RUIN HER TEETH BUT I WOULD PROBABLY STICK MY PENIS IN HER POOPER ;D |
AND MOST GIRLS I WON'T PUT IT IN THERE BUT BECAUSE NATURALLY THATS KIND OF GROSS BUT THIS IS JESSICA ALBA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
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OKAY I GUESS THERE'S A FEW REALLY, BUT THEY'RE ALL GIRLS
AND JESSICA ALBA IS AT THE TOP OF THE LIST |
WOULD YOU LET JESSICA ALBA TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR CHEST? :x
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PROBABLY ;X
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OKAY MAYBE NOT I GUESS IT DEPENDS
WOULD SHE HAVE CLEAN POOP? I IMAGINE SO BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, YA KNOW? |
that could be a good photoshop contest :) if you had serious homo problems
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BUT SHE PISSES ACID LIKE THE MONSTER IN ALIEN! :(
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HEY I GOT A QUESTION FOR ALL THE GUYS
WHICH SHOULD HANG LOWER, THE PENIS OR THE SACK? |
OH MAN, DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS! :(
THE DICK SHOULD BE WAY LOWER, UNLESS YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PENIS PUPPET GUYS AND YOU'VE STRETCHED YOUR SACK SO YOU CAN FIT IT OVER YOUR HEAD. :( |
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WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT BECAUSE I DONT KNOW I WATCH A LOT OF PORN AND THEIR SACKS HANG LOWER THAN THEIR PENISES. AND YOU KNOW, I HAVENT SEEN MANY DICKS OTHER THAN THEIRS SO I WASNT SURE. I THOUGHT MAYBE MY BALLS HADN'T DROPPED OR SOMETHING I WASN'T TOO SURE YA KNOW? :[
AND BTW NO MY PENIS HANGS LOWER THAN MY TESTICLE SACK, ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS COLD, CAUSE I BARELY EVEN HAVE A SACK WHEN ITS COLD :[ |
OH AND MY FRIEND WOODY CAN STRETCH HIS SACK UP TO HIS BELLY BUTTON :(
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AND THEN GET ALL THE LADIES AT ALL THE PARTIES!
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THIS ISN'T WOODY AS IN JUTTIN, RIGHT?
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NO NOT ERECT PENISES AND NO NOT JUTTIN AND NO HE DOESN'T GET LADIES CAUSE HE'S GAY SO YEAH HE GETS GUYS
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UNDERSTANDABLE. :(
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THIS CAKE HAS WAYY TOO MUCH ICING ON IT. :(
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HAHA, THE POWER OF SUGGESTION! :eek
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YEAH, BUT SHE IS MARRIED AND CRAZY SO IT WOULDN'T GO ANYWHERE! :(
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CAN I TYPE IN CAPS TOO YOU GUYS
ALSO I LIKE THE TOP HAT, DANNY :ROLLEYES |
I LIKE THOSE BREASTS, GUITARWOMAN
JK I'VE NEVER SEEN 'EM BUT I BET THEY'RE GROSS :x |
a-cups lol :(
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I think Danny Tatom is an ok name.
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thank you, whatever your name is. :D
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I'd also like to mention that I like the internet because it allows a person to say things they don't really mean, without worrying about keeping a straight face. It's hard Danny. It's real hard. It's like my eye but a thousand times more difficult. You did this to me Danny.
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If it makes you feel better I added that paragraph to be an ass, and I do find your name ok. I'm totally not trying to save face. On the Internet.
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HEY GUITAR WOMAN, SEEING AS HOW YOUR ONLY ROLE IN LIFE IS TO PLEASE MEN, NO SMALL BREASTS AREN'T OKAY.
ALRIGHT? >: and sevenforce, I GUESS THAT'S COOL HOW ABOUT YOU TRY NOT BEING A JERK OKAYOKAY THANKS I REALLY DON'T APPRECITATE IT :( |
Fuck men, dude
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YEAH EXACTLY BUT MEN WONT FUCK YOU IF YOU HAVE SMALL BREASTS
SO YOU NEED TO FIX THAT, ALRIGHT? >: |
I THINK IT IS FINE FOR LESBIANS TO HAVE SMALL BREASTS. :(
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I SAID!
I WAS SORRY! :wah small breasts are okay as long as the girl has a tight pussy for me that is the deal breaker if i can break my dick off in her |
I ALSO THINK LESBIANS SHOULD HAVE PENISES! :(
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ok so srsly 7force, are you mexican or wut?
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oh man 7f, did I tell you about this chick I saw, and she looked like me but had a lazy eye, and I thought to myself, "If sevenforce and me had a kid it would be her"
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I'm half Irish and half black. I don't know what the black is but thank god it's not Hatian. ;( It is probably African because all black people come from Africa.
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