DAS NOT COOL.

i always thought that whole chicks with dicks thing was kind of hot. is jessica alba had a dick, i'd let her put it in me. :x

i think it's vile and i wish japan would get over the whole notion already

oh whatever

yeah buddy you just keep diggin that hole

HOW ABOUT YOU KEEP DIGGING IN MY HOLE

YOU GOT IT

http://xc4.xanga.com/231b94417073246.../b31574468.jpg

:x

Sorry Mr. Tatom :x

it's ok. i was starting to miss liquidstatik, but i think i'll keep mr. danny tatom. :O!

I'll kinda miss it. I've grown used to calling you that. ;(

THAT'S LIFE, THOUGH. right? :(

quick someone make a MRS DANNY TATOM character

And make the avatar a person from mingers.com haha, man those would be some funny jokes.

no it should be his avatar with eyeshadow and lipstick put on in paint like MRS FART :(

and uh i think a bow?? i dont remember now

awwww :(

That cat looks miiiighty nervous.

no way she's purrin' like the dickens in that picture :(

I think its cute. :(

You totally look like a cat person, willie. :D

i also like doggies :(

Yeah, I got a new puppie the other week. :D

I don't know what kind it is, cause it came from the pound. And all they had written on the sign was "A DOG." :(

But, I will post pictures soon! :D

Fucking A.

I thought you were dead.

Where you been?

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=436209#436209

>:

:lol

How many times do we have to say 'girls shitting on guys' before we get a high google search rating for it and the board gets flooded by fetishists?

2 more.

And I'll keep googling that...for the team.

hehehe :giggle

Thanks alot, Julie! :)

I just puked up a little into my mouth. >:

I'd send you an actual letter if I weren't so afraid that you'd sign me up for all kinds of fetish magazines, or something of that nature. :(

Totally! :love

Yes, because that is what I am like. :|

Way to kick a guy when he's down. :(

Hey, don't blame yourself kiddo, that's what parents are for.

Jesus: Seriously, just because I'm the son of God you guys all expect me to be performing miracles and shit, well FUCK YOU AND YOUR SODDING MIRACLES!
Mary: Joseph, What did I say? All I asked was for him to lay the table!

:fartinmowler

What with being a full on crazy Anglican Xian I actually think about what Jesus would do.

And what with being a jerk I usually decide that he'd rush to the nearest temple and give it a good trashing, which I would shout out from the back of the congregation until I'm asked to wait outside until the end of the service.

I'm not kidding. :(

HAHAHA, I WAS KIDDING! HOW CAN I GO TO CHURCH IF I NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE? :eek

Right, Chijin? >:

Heh, I've got nothing.

A TOTAL FOX! :wank

Me too, but that doesn't stop me posting stupid and annoying bullshit for pages. :(

Right, Marc Summers? >:


:selfpity :lol

Self-depracation is an amazing tool.

Laugh at those who cry by themselves!

TranceSapphire: how can a book be scary :rolleyes
xbxMCj: Well, I find Salem's Lot by Stephen King to be rather creepy.
xbxMCj: The description of the actions become vivid in my mind.
xbxMCj: The deception used by others, the dramatic irony in being aware of the situation while the characters dally along, nary the wiser to the grand scheme.
TranceSapphire: fag

Frankly GW, in that :blah you look the idiot. :blah

HEY GUYS, I JUST GOT MY INTERNET EXAM RESULTS, AND IT TURNED I FAILED, SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STOP USING IT UNTIL I RETAKE THE EXAM. :(

Pub's sense of humor is invalid.

Popn VS Internet: i hope you've already learned how to pull your pants up around your chest
Popn VS Internet: it's important
Popn VS Internet: it's how the modern lesbian transmits her homing signal
trancesapphire: lol

HOORAY!

Has anyone seen Emu in the last couple of weeks?

You know, to change the subject and stuff.

Because I can't think of a way to respond with out sounding like a bitchy child. :(

OH NO...! :eek

It really does feel like an "OH FUCK YOU" day. :(

Yeah, that's why I put a U in it, to differentiate it from the humour you guys have. :(

Did you guys get a memo I didn't?/Maybe we're just reading from a differant book today.

OH FUCK YOU, YOU FAT BASTARD! >:

Oh, I love you when you're forceful! Wanna make out? :orgasm

Popn VS Internet: most of the game isn't creepy, but it does have its moments ;<
Popn VS Internet: in x-change 2 there's this crazy girl that stalks you and molests you all over the place
TranceSapphire: lol
Popn VS Internet: and later you find out that the school nurse put her up to it
Popn VS Internet: then you can date her in the ending as either a girl or a guy, depending on whether you fix yourself
Popn VS Internet: my favorite ending is the one where the creepy male that is always trying to rape you accidentally gets turned into a girl, and then you chase him around the school to corner and rape him in the doctor's office
Popn VS Internet: it's so vindicating

And those are just a few of the replies I rejected for being too shitty. :(

Remember that time I got banned for acting like a baby? That is totally the way I think I'm acting right now! >:

LETS SCANDELIZE SOME NIGGERS! :lol

:lol

Irony.

So why does shifting your gender also change your opinion on rape?

the bus rape scenes are my 2nd favorite

Speaking of rape, my new neighbour who is moving in today is my age with a kid because she was raped by the village elders. :lol

Get it? Rape! :lol

SA References! Houray!

I do not make SA references for the simple reason that I do not know any.

Also I think I wouldn't make them if I did. >:

Futurama. :(

Or was something else I said some shitty SA catchphrase? >:

Let me restate that--

That sounded vaguely like an SA Reference

pub lover you're craaaaazzy!

What did I do this time? :(

nooothing, i'm only kidding. :D

oh man im bored. :[

haha, Hitler! :dunce

:rolleyes

Go on, then.

He was kidding guys. Lighten up. :rolleyes

HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME GUITAR WOMAN WANTED YOUR KID OR SOMETHING YEAH I REMEMBER THAT IT WAS HILARIOUS

haha, Hitler! :dunce

No. :(

i was talking to 7force :(

i'd have your kids, pub. don't feel left out. :(

I'll never find a girl that doesn't want kids. :(

I also do not remember her wanting his children. :(

;)

OKAY MAYBE I'M WRONG BUT I COULD HAVE SWORE THAT WAS MENTIONED SOMEWHERE :[

either way, im listenin to coheed and cambria ;p

Is that rare? I didn't think that was rare. I'd have thought finding a girl that wants you would be harder. >:

Haha, I'm kidding, you're alright! :lol

Maybe she did, I'm hardly an expert on I-Mockery lore.

ME EITHER BUT THIS FAT UGLY GOTH CHICK MESSAGED ME ON MYSPACE AND NOW WE'RE TLAKIN ON AIM AND SHE'S PRETTY GAY :[

<H1>OKAY THATS HER BUT I NEED TO GO LOOK AT CUTE GIRLS NOW :(</H1>

She doesn't look that bad

I FORGOT YOU CANT WRITE HTML IN THIS THING MY BAD

If she got a few tattoos & a heroin addiction, I think she'd totally be your type, Mister Tatom.

The Twizzle-Tufts are a little off-putting. :(

Yeah, it's annoying how close BBcode and HTML are in places becasue I mess it up constantly. :(

Yeah, srsly. :(

THIS IS THE PART WHERE SOMEONE STARTS TALKING TO ME OKAY THANKS

/look at liquid

-you look at liquidstatic

/punch liquid

-I don't think he'd like that

/take liquid

-you try, and try, and try, but you cannot lift the liquidstatic

/drink liquid

-you take a drink of some strange liquid you found on the ground

/kill yourself

-invalid command

/talk to liquid

-You die

Restart? (Y/N)

/N

GAME OVER