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executioneer Jun 2nd, 2007 01:40 AM

ever since OH FUCK SWAMP MONSTER

Guitar Woman Jun 2nd, 2007 01:43 AM

Oh also are lenor and Goat Cheese still hanging around :x

MattJack Jun 2nd, 2007 02:53 AM

SHHHHHHHH don't speak that name! I was hoping she would just vanish if people stopped talking to her!!!!!!!!!

Guitar Woman Jun 2nd, 2007 03:49 AM

Man I sure wish someone who doesn't hate me would log on and inquire about my lost love, beause I need to talk about her to help let out my EMOTIONAL PAIN

Seriously guys I'm like dying here

MattJack Jun 2nd, 2007 04:19 AM

Emotional pain?

If it is about a woman, nobody knows more about women than me, duhhhhhhh. Especially when it comes to them dealing emotional pain.

MattJack Jun 2nd, 2007 05:12 AM

Ok maybe I'm full of shit and I don't know a damn thing about how women work.

kahljorn Jun 2nd, 2007 06:38 AM

i know they have solar powered vaginas so the problem with this woman might've been that her vagina hadn't received any sunlight so she was running on low that makes them a little stuttery...

Fartinmowler, anybody who calls themselves a pagan is a complete moron.

kahljorn Jun 2nd, 2007 06:40 AM

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MattJack Jun 2nd, 2007 06:49 AM

you gotta watch out for those solar powered trifle'n bitches man, srsly

Guitar Woman Jun 3rd, 2007 12:04 AM

The only real problem here is that when I left the treatment center I never got ahold of any contact info from her and wasn't able to give her mine, so most likely the only way I'll ever see her again is through some freakish twist of fate or something. This sort of reminds me of Charlie Brown and the red-haired chick he meets at summer camp, except we met in a behavioral health institute. :(

Esuohlim Jun 3rd, 2007 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
No, but I did get institutionalized at a treatment center in north Idaho where I met and most likely lost forever the girl who could have been the love of my life. :(

More like "The Mock Wars Tournament was scary and I had to hide for three months" haha but seriously dude you can get much better sex than treatment center sex ok, buck up

BlueOatmeal Jun 4th, 2007 01:30 AM

Fuck guys. All these women were really rude at Starbucks. They were all like "WHERES MY FRAPPUCCINO??!?!" Women suck.

MattJack Jun 4th, 2007 01:45 AM

I h8 women 2

Fathom Zero Jun 4th, 2007 02:03 AM

They should learn their fucking place.

MattJack Jun 4th, 2007 02:10 AM

>: yea the kitchen

Sam Jun 4th, 2007 02:12 AM

fuckin broads

Sam Jun 4th, 2007 02:14 AM

FUCKING BROADS

Sam Jun 4th, 2007 02:15 AM

THIS WEEKEND I'M GONNA TRY TO GET SOME POONANI

MattJack Jun 4th, 2007 02:15 AM

they need to go to the store and get some ActRite

Sam Jun 4th, 2007 02:16 AM

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAANNNNNIIIIIIIIII

Sam Jun 4th, 2007 02:16 AM

I got dem blue balls like a muthafucka'

Sam Jun 4th, 2007 02:17 AM

I know Mattjack knows what i'm talking about

he knows

Sam Jun 4th, 2007 02:18 AM

DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW MATTJACK

MattJack Jun 4th, 2007 02:18 AM

that's the easy part. The hard part is getting them to stop calling you>:

an they always wanna talk about their day and their feelings.

an they always ask if you listenin an if you wanna go out sometime again.


THEY JUST WANT ANOTHER FREE MEAL AND ANOTHER HOT CUP OF DILK

MattJack Jun 4th, 2007 02:20 AM

>: I BEAT BLUE BALLS UP


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