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Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2005 05:36 PM

Page bloody Break

HickMan Aug 3rd, 2005 06:52 PM

I <8 u

Esuohlim Aug 3rd, 2005 07:07 PM

WHERE THE HELL DID WILLIE GO TO WHY IS HE QUITING INTERNETS? >:

kellychaos Aug 3rd, 2005 07:09 PM


Krythor Aug 3rd, 2005 07:33 PM

Oh, he quits the internet every other Monday.

HickMan Aug 4th, 2005 12:12 PM

We need a new post in this thread.



There you guys go!

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 01:41 PM

Chortle.

Mad Melvin Aug 4th, 2005 02:24 PM

I'm happy today. I have a job, some beer and soon I'll have some money. Life is good at the moment. :)

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 02:58 PM

Those are almost all the things I want out of life. :(

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 03:00 PM

A warm place to sleep would be the final addition to my wish list. :(

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 03:03 PM

Hey guys I just found a new website!

http://www.elserpento.com/

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 03:04 PM

It's awesome! :)

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 03:07 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 03:09 PM

Why can't El Matematico not wear cut-offs just once? :/

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 03:12 PM

I often think I'm alone in finding I-Mockery funny. :(

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 03:13 PM

If you don't find the site funny, why post on the forums? >:

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 03:16 PM

Yeah, the community is good, I guess. :(

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 03:24 PM

No, I don't think he's a faggot. :(

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 03:27 PM

So what? It's just a colour.

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 03:29 PM

OF COURSE I WOULDN'T WEAR IT! I'M NOT A FAG! >:



:rolleyes

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 03:31 PM

Fine. I am a fag. ;(

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2005 06:06 PM

I-Mockery is great I've been a fan since the first choose your own adventure story you know about dissecting the frog but I don't know what happened to the guy who can't draw comics but yeah I like I-Mockery so shut up >:

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 06:17 PM

You been talking to Riddles too? :eek

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 06:23 PM

The first article I ever read was Killing Joke's "Behold The Evils Of Cheese"

So I'm only here because I'm a stupid Vegan. :(

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 06:27 PM

Hmm, I'd forgotten some of the great stuff on I-Mockery. I wish I had the time to reread them all. :(

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2005 06:28 PM

Page Brak

HickMan Aug 4th, 2005 09:24 PM

I saw the best movie ever last night it's called Invasion U.S.A. and it has Chuck Norris

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2005 09:52 PM

Is it better than Forced Vengeance?

Starring Chuck Norris >:

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2005 11:15 PM

YOU KNOW WHO I MISS, ARTIFICIALBRANDON. WHERE HAS HE BEEN I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN HIM SINCE LIQUIDSTATIK'S CAEKS.COM BOARDS :(

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 12:03 PM

I think he changed his board name & then got a real life. :(

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 04:04 PM

F HIM

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 04:06 PM

Yeah. :/

Mad Melvin Aug 5th, 2005 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
I saw the best movie ever last night it's called Invasion U.S.A. and it has Chuck Norris

I went to buy some DVDs today and I saw that movie on the shelve. The DVD cover was a piece of art I kid you not.

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 04:16 PM

I switch off the tv when Walker Texas Ranger comes on.

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 04:17 PM

J/K

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 04:18 PM

I never turn the tv off. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 04:19 PM

I watch the Discovery Channel. All day.

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 04:21 PM

What the hell was up with the Shark Week Special of Mythbusters? >:

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 04:22 PM

I was all trying to think about busting the myths of the movie Jaws, & they were all waving boobies at me. >:

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 04:24 PM

Female co-hosts are great for porn, but I want my pseudo-science presented by bearded guys that like blowing shit up. >:

fungusamongus Aug 5th, 2005 04:24 PM

i like boobies :(

fungusamongus Aug 5th, 2005 04:27 PM

i think the guys in mythbusters are gay :(

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 04:35 PM

Yeah, you wish.

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fungusamongus
i like boobies :(

They are great, but they should be rationed. That's why women only get two, or they would explode from the fun. >:

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 04:56 PM

TEN THOUSAND POSTS :(

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 04:57 PM

Willie's changing thread titles from the dead I see :(

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 05:00 PM

lol Discovery channel, you nerds :(

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 05:01 PM

lol I'm listening to They Might Be Giants right now. :nerd

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
TEN THOUSAND POSTS :(

The next worthwhile goal is one hundred thousand now. >(

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 05:06 PM

The internet will be extinct before then probably ;(

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 05:06 PM

Edit: Page Break >:

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 05:07 PM

PAG BRK

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 05:08 PM

lol "one milliard posts"

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 05:08 PM

I don't want a post count of 500,000 that would suck

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 05:11 PM

I think it would be cool to reach one milliard posts, but it would take me & Esuohlim posting nonstop for a year to reach that number. :(

Edit: No, it would take closer to a thousand years. :(

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 05:12 PM

Yeah but we could cut it down to maybe 150 years if post flood filter wasn't on. >:

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 05:13 PM

And if we didn't have to sleep and go to the bathroom and stuff :(

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I don't want a post count of 500,000 that would suck

Yeah, that would be nerdy. :(

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 05:15 PM

I wouldn't be respected by newbs like I am now. They'd laugh at me :tear

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 05:18 PM

After 150 years there wouldn't be many vets left. :x

I think it's a bad plan unless we can convince a few thousand other people to give us a hand.

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 05:20 PM

Oh no, it's all too slow at my end. >:

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 05:21 PM

I think this plan isn't going to take off :(

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 05:22 PM

Now this thread has reached 10,000 it should be locked & put in thread backups. That would stop my postcount dead in it's tracks. :)

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 05:28 PM

Yeah.

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Now this thread has reached 10,000 it should be locked & put in thread backups. That would stop my postcount dead in it's tracks. :)

Getting banned worked in the past too. :(

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 05:33 PM

Did you know that our postcounts combined are higher than this thread? :( :( :(

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Getting banned worked in the past too. :(

Oh Snap! :(

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Did you know that our postcounts combined are higher than this thread? :( :( :(

I had done that calculation, yeah. :nerd :(

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 06:04 PM

Anyway, I'm the 24th person you'd be wanting to add postcounts with.

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2005 06:05 PM

Unless I post four more time & pass Saad for 23rd...

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 07:06 PM

Shit I'm catching up to Rongi fast. I wish he'd post more so I won't have to be King Loser again :(

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2005 08:41 PM

Your butt is "something you don't show to people." This is according to Mr. Bear, who is old and eating dinner.

fungusamongus Aug 5th, 2005 08:52 PM

Technically, I am a geek, not a nerd, as I did not excel at all studies but mainly technical ones

HickMan Aug 6th, 2005 12:47 AM

Fag

HickMan Aug 6th, 2005 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Is it better than Forced Vengeance?

Starring Chuck Norris >:

I haven't seen Forced Vengeance! You should watch Invasion USA and I'll watch Forced Vengence and give our opinions on them!


The cover is a real peice of art too!


fungusamongus Aug 6th, 2005 07:31 AM

page break

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2005 11:34 AM

Another day, another page. :(

Emu Aug 6th, 2005 12:30 PM

C'est la vie. :(

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2005 12:42 PM

A lot of frogs in Illinois?

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2005 12:44 PM

By 'frogs' I mean 'The French'. :rolleyes

fungusamongus Aug 6th, 2005 01:20 PM

i think marine doesn't have a computer and he has to go to the library to use one

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2005 01:27 PM

All the better for us.

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2005 01:29 PM

Don't library computers use filters? I-Mockery is Adult Humour.

Emu Aug 6th, 2005 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
A lot of frogs in Illinois?

There were a long time ago. All of the roads in the larger cities have French names. :(

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2005 02:57 PM

They were chased out? :)

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2005 02:59 PM

I'd still rather live in Wisconsin, unless you've got a tie-breaker for Illinois.

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2005 12:36 AM

I MADE A SEXY NEW JESSICA ALBA AVATAR FOR PUBE LOVER HERE


GADZOOKS Aug 7th, 2005 12:37 AM

OK GANG , HERE'S THE LATEST DIRT!



You're all invited to the hippest message board around! The OFFICAL F*ck You B*tch: The Message Board. No more foolin around this is the permanent one (WITH GOLD COMMUNITY BENEFITS :lol)

http://p097.ezboard.com/bfuckyoubitchthemessageboard

It promises to be the best message board around. I mean where else :rolleyes

P.S: MetalMilitia you are banned for being a wimp :lol

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2005 12:41 AM

when did you become fuck you butch spokesman >:

GADZOOKS Aug 7th, 2005 12:51 AM

It's b*tch now get it right or pay the price.

Jixby refuses to login to I-Mockery so I handle stuff here.

and I am an administrator there, so suck on that you big bully >:

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2005 01:30 AM

That's it, just for that I'm actually going to register there >:

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2005 02:30 AM

There see, what now >:

HickMan Aug 7th, 2005 02:37 AM

Huh?

GADZOOKS Aug 7th, 2005 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
There see, what now >:

I thought you already had an ezboard account :rolleyes

ScruU2wice Aug 7th, 2005 02:55 AM

when did this thread get 400 pages?

GADZOOKS Aug 7th, 2005 03:00 AM

August 1, 2005

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2005 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
I thought you already had an ezboard account :rolleyes

Yeah I made a local one for ASMB, but now I made a global one to eliminate hassles and whatnot >:

GADZOOKS Aug 7th, 2005 04:05 AM

I WAS REFERING TO THE ONE FROM YOU'RE NOT INVITED!

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2005 04:38 AM

LOCAL ACCOUNT THERE TOO. :(

So from now on when you people make ezboards that gets posts for a week or two in the future, I won't have to re-register anymore. >:

GADZOOKS Aug 7th, 2005 04:54 AM

I ASSURE YOU THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.


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