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xbxDaniel Nov 12th, 2006 10:17 PM

He's serious! :eek

:pub

Emu Nov 12th, 2006 10:18 PM

Is this like when Womti got banned again because I kind of actually liked xbxDaniel

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 10:18 PM

Haha, he has a pm from Chojin calling him a bitch. :lol

EisigerBiskuit Nov 12th, 2006 10:21 PM

Thanks for changing it butthole, you just ruined it for the rest of us.

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
Is this like when Womti got banned again because I kind of actually liked xbxDaniel

Earlier on AIM he was complaining about no one liking him here. :lol


Feel the love, Julie! :love

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EisigerBiskuit
Thanks for changing it butthole, you just ruined it for the rest of us.

What?

Chojin Nov 12th, 2006 10:30 PM

i always thought xbx was kinda well-liked ;<

oh well, i have no patience for drama queens ;<

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 10:43 PM

Really? :chatter

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A dipshit sockpuppeting xbxDaniel
Lyk omg I luuuuuuuuv men! Tehy r teh secksiest people evur!!

Keep it in this thread, homo. :rolleyes

zeldasbiggestfan Nov 12th, 2006 10:48 PM

:lol

Fathom Zero Nov 12th, 2006 10:49 PM

It was you, wasn't it, Zelda?

zeldasbiggestfan Nov 12th, 2006 10:50 PM

No it wasnt. If I did Id say it was me.

Fathom Zero Nov 12th, 2006 10:52 PM

Or you could say that it wasn't, but compliment the guy that did.

At any rate, xbxdaniel was cool in my book. Come on, the guy has nine toes.

zeldasbiggestfan Nov 12th, 2006 10:53 PM

I laughed because he said "A dipshit sockpuppeting xbxDaniel". Im still laughing too hehehe.

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 10:53 PM

It was me. >:

It was always me! :conspiracy

Fathom Zero Nov 12th, 2006 10:56 PM

Hey, Publover. 6660.

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 10:59 PM

Are we counting now?

6661!

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 10:59 PM

6662!

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 11:00 PM

6663!

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 11:00 PM

6664!

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 11:01 PM

6665!

Sam Nov 12th, 2006 11:04 PM

6666

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 11:07 PM

Dude. :|

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 11:10 PM

BY THE GODS! THIS WOULD APPEAR TO BE PUB LOVER'S SIX THOUSAND, SIX HUNDRED, AND SIXTY-SEVENTH UNDELETED POST! :O

Sam Nov 12th, 2006 11:32 PM

switchdingo: A
AS 7th Force: B
switchdingo: C
AS 7th Force: D
switchdingo: E
AS 7th Force: F
switchdingo: G
AS 7th Force: H
switchdingo: I
AS 7th Force: J
switchdingo: K
AS 7th Force: L
switchdingo: M
AS 7th Force: N
switchdingo: O
AS 7th Force: P
switchdingo: Q
AS 7th Force: R
switchdingo: S
AS 7th Force: T
switchdingo: U
AS 7th Force: V
switchdingo: W
AS 7th Force: X
switchdingo: Y
AS 7th Force: Z
switchdingo: Now I know my ABCs
AS 7th Force: hold on
AS 7th Force: buffering
switchdingo: :(
AS 7th Force: NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH ME

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 11:35 PM

[23:04] Seven Force: NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH ME
[23:05] Seven Force: HOW ARE YOU AND YOURS DOING TONIGHT
[23:09] Sam: >:O
[23:10] Seven Force: Don't make that face at me! >:(
[23:11] Sam: sometimes i confuse you with Pub
[23:11] Seven Force: Oh.
[23:11] Seven Force: OH :(

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 11:38 PM

What?

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 11:38 PM

I mean what!

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
trancesapphire: sevenforce isn't as big a fag as everyone says
Chojin: yuh huh
trancesapphire: :(
Chojin: he's exactly like pub, only a little more immature and black ;<


Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 11:40 PM

I mean... SERIOUSLY?

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [URL=http://www.newswire.co.nz/main/viewstory.aspx?storyid=346183&catid=0
News[/url]]Researchers who have studied the link between teenagers with acne and those who have suicidal thoughts say all young people seeking treatment for acne should be screened for depression.

The study used data collected during a national secondary school youth health survey five years ago, and involved 9,500 children aged 12 to 18.

It found that 34 percent of the students that reported suffering from acne said they had had suicidal thoughts, and 13 percent said they had attempted suicide.

Dr Peter Watson of the University of Auckland, who compiled the study, says this suggests doctors who see young people with problematic acne should screen them for depression, anxiety and suicidal thoughts and behaviour.

The survey did not ask if the participants were taking any medication for their acne.

Is 34% much of a correlation? SCIENCE! :eek

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2006 01:33 AM

I liked xbxDaniel he once gave me a working link to a Chrono Trigger ROM AND offered to donate $5 to my site but wanted to send cash only in an envelope without a return address. :(

FartinMowler Nov 13th, 2006 10:11 AM

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/pl...php?id=1758434

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I liked xbxDaniel

Now that we've heard from everyone that liked him, let's now get a few words from his enemies...

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 12:08 PM

Fartin, do you even know what a vicar is? ;)


"You have a fat head!" :P

Emu Nov 13th, 2006 12:24 PM

I don't know what a Vicar is but then again I don't speak New Zealish

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 01:26 PM

It's a church thing, they are common in Europe.

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
...I don't speak New Zealish

Wanker! >:

FartinMowler Nov 13th, 2006 02:05 PM

Quote:

"You have a fat head!" Tongue
I have a pointy head :/ [/url]

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 02:13 PM

I was razzing your callback to my big fat head, not suggesting that you also have a podgy cranium.

I did consider referencing your pointedness. ;)

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2006 02:13 PM

Fartin are you aware that Mr. Vagiclean still has your wiggling crotch in his avatar

FartinMowler Nov 13th, 2006 02:48 PM

Today I went to see my customer who's running in the local election. He is usually very nice but today he shook my hand and talked about how his rival is running a "dirty race" and is putting his sign's up illegally. I was going to say "Ya, well I know a guy in New Zealand with a fat head and they use shoes to measure there fat heads". I wish that I could randomly say shit to people so they would just give me money and laugh :/ "Oh hey that's the guy who cut's grass and say's funny shit" and then give me money.

MarioRPG Nov 13th, 2006 03:22 PM

Boo the Elections, nothing but a bunch of flipfloppers anyway.

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2006 03:32 PM

Man, fuck politics. My parents sent me an absintee ballot so I flipped a coin for everything. It's all a popularity contest anyway :rollseyes

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
DOGS ARE NTO WILDELIFE *EXPLODES*

OH NOES! WILLIE 'SPLODED! :tear

FartinMowler Nov 13th, 2006 04:17 PM

some of the names of the people running

Elagu V. ELAGUPPILLAI (his first name is part of his last name?)

THIBERT STAFFIERI (I'm going to name a disease after this guy)

Lankathas PATHMANATHAN (I think I hurt my tongue)

Navin Chand KATOCH (I would have just named him Crotch)

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 04:23 PM


Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2006 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
some of the names of the people running

Elagu V. ELAGUPPILLAI (his first name is part of his last name?)

THIBERT STAFFIERI (I'm going to name a disease after this guy)

Lankathas PATHMANATHAN (I think I hurt my tongue)

Navin Chand KATOCH (I would have just named him Crotch)

You should move to a better neighborhood. ;)

You know, away from those people :x

FartinMowler Nov 13th, 2006 04:37 PM

when people from Hong Kong come to Canada they pick an english name...makes it easy for them and english people to say "hey Frank nice thing you're beating your wife with" and Frank can say "This is a Batoomomoulm bat passed down from my great great great granfather"

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 04:44 PM

I like this thread because it makes me feel better about never beating level one of Bart Vs. The Space Mutants as a child. :)

Emu Nov 13th, 2006 04:46 PM

Fartin's gentle racism warms my heart

MetalMilitia Nov 13th, 2006 06:26 PM

girl walks into a bar

says 'ouch'

joke ends

turns out the bar was a pole or stick object and not infact a place where you buy drinks and foods and whatevers

MetalMilitia Nov 13th, 2006 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Lady Sovereign - '9 to 5'

Has she cleverly changed the lyrics to reflect her lack of ever having a job due to being a massive chav hoebag?

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 07:36 PM

It's not even a little like the Dolly Parton hit. ;)

Chavs! :lol

MetalMilitia Nov 13th, 2006 07:45 PM

One of my lecturers tried to move to New Zealand but they wouldn't let him in. I don't know why, he might be a sex pervert or something.

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 07:58 PM

We let sex perverts in. :rolleyes

We currently have a set of stupid immigration laws left over from our Thatcher copying Tory government of a decade back. Either you have a lot of money, or a degree. Except all the jobs we're short on are plumbers, electricians, taxi drivers, etc. Shit you don't usually get degrees in. We need manual labour, that's why big business here wants open borders with China, but thenthe Tories go ape, and try a coup, and the Labour party can barely keep their controlling coalition under control and really fuck NZ politics they are worse than little kids.

Who the fuck cares! >:

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 08:00 PM

Dolly Parton - 'Coming Forth To Carry Me Home'

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 08:01 PM

Which thread am I in?

xbxDaniel Nov 13th, 2006 08:24 PM

What the fuck! >:

executioneer Nov 13th, 2006 08:26 PM

you're in the thread that's not like that other thread

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
What the fuck! >:

Apparently it wasn't Julie's idea to open his account to everyone. :x

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
you're in the thread that's not like that other thread

I'm in the best thread. :bestthread

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 10:29 PM

Chip Winger.

When making a character, remember not to put your regular AIM account in the profile. :sigh

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2006 10:33 PM

That address looks familiar to me and I don't know why.

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 10:38 PM

Someone funny make a Kelly Strippa account and hound Megaman until he cries and goes home. >:

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 10:40 PM

That guy is so stupid, he made a second Chip Winger account. :lol

Misdemonar Nov 13th, 2006 10:42 PM

hey pub, you come here often? :lol

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2006 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
That guy is so stupid, he made a second Chip Winger account. :lol

He wants ALL the rights for himself.

Pub Lover Nov 13th, 2006 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar
hey pub, you come here often? :lol

Every now & then. ;<

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2006 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
That guy is so stupid, he made a second Chip Winger account. :lol

Hahaha he put his AIM in there again

Sam Nov 13th, 2006 11:18 PM

HA HA MSN

GADZOOKS Nov 14th, 2006 01:16 AM

I like mario kart, so what

BlueOatmeal Nov 14th, 2006 03:59 AM

Mario Kart DS is wikkid sweet! I finally unlocked ROB the robot!

FartinMowler Nov 14th, 2006 10:59 AM

my customer won the local election...I actually have two customer's that ran in the election. One is old (he's the one that won) and a young guy that is 25ish looking he lost. the average winner had around 4000-8000 votes and the young guy got 600 :/ he told me he spent over $5000 just for signs. I asked the young guy before he lost if he liked politics and he said "if someone ask's me about world politics I'm not interested but I think locally I can make a difference" with that "I'm throwing my pitch" voice...fucking fake people.

Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2006 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [url=http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3860930a1860,00.html
News[/url]]Michael Jackson is living in fear of his life after being stalked by a transvestite.


The Thriller singer - who recently sparked controversy by reportedly wearing women's clothing during a day out in St Tropez - is said to have hired four bodyguards and is wearing a bullet-proof vest at all times, after receiving a number of threatening letters.

A source said told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "This person is plaguing his life and has sent some seriously dodgy letters. They are from a man who works as a drag queen in the seedy Kings Cross area of Sydney, Australia. The content is eerie to say the least and this person is seemingly obsessed with Michael."

The alleged stalker - who goes under the name of Melanie - has bombarded the 48-year-old pop superstar with up to 100 lewd letters a day, begging him for a relationship and asking for his hand in marriage.

The source added: "He writes all kinds of things, saying he knows Michael and wants to marry him. He tells Michael he needs to marry him. Michael has been having problems sleeping because of this guy."

Erika Krystal would claw this guys eyes out. :eek

executioneer Nov 14th, 2006 01:39 PM

maybe it IS erika krystal :x

Emu Nov 14th, 2006 01:40 PM

fill me in dudes

Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2006 01:41 PM

:eek


I'm glad someone else remembers too. ;)

Emu Nov 14th, 2006 01:42 PM

i don't ;(

Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2006 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
fill me in dudes

Old board story arc. ;<


Quote:

Originally Posted by FS
Point in case: "My hot and steamy affair with Michael Jackson" by one Erika Crystal.


Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2006 01:46 PM

The old board had some great newbie fun. :aaliyah

Emu Nov 14th, 2006 01:48 PM

It's got all the images disabled ;_;

Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2006 01:48 PM

It's like a corpse filled with fun pus!

Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2006 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
It's got all the images disabled ;_;

How good would you look if you were three & a half year old internet? >:

Sethomas Nov 14th, 2006 05:45 PM

Oh man, those macros she made talking about "MJ". Those were priceless. She looked somewhat decent, didn't she? I'm not going back THERE to look. But she was so awkward that it'd be like crushing on your sister if you ever thought about wanting to get to know her, in the sense that, God it'd be disgusting. What a waste.

Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2006 05:51 PM


Sethomas Nov 14th, 2006 05:55 PM

oh. Nevermind!

Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2006 05:55 PM

I was kinda hoping she had turned into a crazy cat lady or something, but no.

Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2006 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
Modern Spanish translations rarely spell Cervantes' quixotic character with an x anymore.

:lol @ Quixote being quixotic.

Sethomas Nov 14th, 2006 07:09 PM

Etymology is a harsh mistress. >:

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2006 07:11 PM

Speaking of which...
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
Americans are xenophobic. Thus, they intentionally ignore historical anecdotes about foreign cultures. Thus, they are ignorant.

I have met five people on five seperate occasions in three seperate states who didn't know who John Adams was. JOHN ADAMS. Remember the Eddie Izzard bit where he mentions General Lafayette, only to be met by silence? We Americans seem to have the habit of ignoring history entirely, this is not restricted to the histories of foreign cultures. Sheesh.

Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2006 07:17 PM

Seth, would you say the life of Josef K was Kafkaesque? :eek

Or, to recall your I-Mock past, Winston Smith orwellian?

Sethomas Nov 14th, 2006 07:19 PM

Yeah. I just love how Francophobes go on and on about how we saved them during WWII, which is quite an exaggeration given the relative amount of effort by the Soviets to rid the world of Hitler. But they totally overlook the XYZ Affair of the 1790s or some shit like that, which was lolz all over.

executioneer Nov 14th, 2006 08:07 PM

pub how come you capitalized kafkaesque but didn't capitalize Orwellian :/ :fartin

FartinMowler Nov 14th, 2006 08:23 PM

Imagine the conversation before they did a circle jerk :/

Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2006 08:29 PM

I wasn't happy about that second sentence at all & rewrote it several times.

In the end I made it a lowercase 'o' because it looked a little like a double barreled name, Winston Smith-Orwellian.

Sam Nov 14th, 2006 08:35 PM

We need more 'phobes in this thread.

Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2006 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
Imagine the conversation before they did a circle jerk :/

What?

Jixby Phillips Nov 14th, 2006 08:54 PM

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/sadd...andit/002.html
http://www.novirginsallowed.com/sadd...andit/003.html
http://www.novirginsallowed.com/sadd...andit/004.html

MetalMilitia Nov 14th, 2006 09:04 PM

mustache bandit is extremely successful.


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