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ElPila666 May 8th, 2008 07:19 AM

Wake up milhouse let's chat

MetalMilitia May 8th, 2008 11:15 AM


MetalMilitia May 8th, 2008 11:17 AM

"what if I were to tell you I found someone naked on the internet"

Sacks May 8th, 2008 11:19 AM

"What if I were to tell you I found you naked on the internet."

MetalMilitia May 8th, 2008 11:22 AM

"according to my calculations you are this old" :lol :lol

Sacks May 8th, 2008 11:34 AM

"According to my calculations, I'M naked on the internet!"

MetalMilitia May 8th, 2008 12:02 PM

Fun fact #1: The caption that originally came with this image was as follows:

"Who is responsible for sanitary waste disposal for your business premises?"

Asila May 8th, 2008 02:13 PM

That guy looks like he could handle it

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by News
Internet dating could be responsible for an increase in the number of sexual assaults in Auckland over the past two months.
Kate Kean from the Sexual Abuse Help Foundation, says most of the attacks are carried out by people known to their victims or happen during first time dates after a period of internet dating.
She says women are led to believe the people they are talking to online are nice, because of conversations they have had in chatrooms and through emails. But she says the reality is that women do not really know their dates and are removing their usual defences and leaving themselves open to assault.
Ms Kean says while the internet is a great tool, people need to be aware there is a dark side to it.

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuun! :eek

Tadao May 8th, 2008 03:18 PM

Peaople really cry when they get an infraction point? Or is the guy on the verge of being banned because he has collected to many?

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 03:19 PM

They should ban the internet! :eek

Because people being raped by someone they met at a bar only happens every week here. >:

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 554446)
Peaople really cry when they get an infraction point?

I seem to remember you complaining when you got one.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 554446)
Or is the guy on the verge of being banned because he has collected too many?

Not nearly enough sadly.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 03:26 PM

Great tits cope well with warming - NSFW

Asila May 8th, 2008 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554444)
Dun dun duuuuuuuuuun! :eek


The extremely callous side of me wants to say something like "sleeping with someone that you thought was nice, and then regretting it afterwards because he moved on is not tantamount to assault, regardless of the chat hours logged" but that would be mean.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 03:35 PM

Couching your statement in those sophomoric mollifications doesn't mean those that you're speaking to misunderstood what you intended to say. And if it does, you'd be better served by simply lying.

Asila May 8th, 2008 03:44 PM

I wasn't aware that I was attempting to remain purposely misunderstood, especially considering that I wasn't actually talking to anyone specifically, but I'll keep that in mind.

Asila May 8th, 2008 03:46 PM

And how are you, anyway?

Asila May 8th, 2008 03:47 PM

I'm a concerned party

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:19 PM

So you admit to using sophomoric mollifications? :lol

That sounds like an attribute of Toilet Roll. "Longer, Stronger and even more Sophomoric Mollifications! Give it to your puppy today!"

Asila May 8th, 2008 04:31 PM

I'll admit to ignoring that because I didn't feel like looking it up to verify it's meaning.

And I don't know about things in NZ, but that sure as hell doesn't sound like you're describing toilet paper.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 04:58 PM

Yeah, your idiocy must be a result of a cultural clash.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 05:01 PM

Perceived idiocy, I suppose. :blah

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 05:04 PM

That is what happened to Africa, right? We, the mighty Europeans, perceive you, via our cultural outlook, to be savages. Now sing us one of your ****** songs. Yeehaw!

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 05:06 PM

Oh wordfilter! Why you gotta be like that? I WAS BEING HILARIOUSLY RACIST! COME ON! :eek

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 05:07 PM

LET's SCANDALIZE SOME ASTERISKES! :eek

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 05:07 PM


executioneer May 8th, 2008 05:10 PM

sophomoric mollifications sounds like an achewood fanfiction site

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 05:20 PM

The thing about an achewood fanfiction site is that Onstad would be the only guy to post there. Under fifteen separate accounts all with their own style & obsessions.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 06:30 PM

GUUUUUUUUUUUS!
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554074)
Tell you what, you'll get it some time tomorrow evening. Scout's honor.

Hey America, is it evening yet for any of you? :berniemac

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 06:57 PM

Not yet, I gotta wait for someone else to stop by and hold the camera

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 554477)
DOG PENIS

Peneperro! :eek

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554479)
Not yet, I gotta wait for someone else to stop by and hold the camera

:orgasm

Chojin May 8th, 2008 07:10 PM

I AM FROM THE YEAR 2196 I HAVE COME TO COLLECT YOUR AWESOME DISC-BASED GAME SYSTEMS. IS PANASONIC YOUR LEADER?

Chojin May 8th, 2008 07:18 PM

I AM SURFING THE NET.

Shrubfest May 8th, 2008 07:22 PM

Ooh, shiny.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 554488)
don't ever say 'epic' again.

Was there an infraction involved in that? :kinky

Also, could you ban Esuohlim until he talks to that girl, else he'll become me or Willie & those positions are filled.

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 554429)
...And that's when Sacks and Grislygus teamed up and made the most enchanting story book ever created.

YEAH >: jerks :(

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 07:43 PM

I mean jerk, singular, I think

I kinda just skimmed the whole thing

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 07:43 PM

I think you could do a very good job illustrating a book for children, Gus. Fat_Hippo can suck a choad.

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 07:48 PM

I COULD DO AN AWESOME JOB

I even wrote an entire children's story when I was seven, gots me some credentials

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 07:55 PM

I'm not convinced it would put me into a state of some awe.

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 07:58 PM

Y'see, it was called "Owl Toes", and this owl didn't know what toes were for so he asked the bats, and the bats said they were for hanging upside down so he started hanging upside down with the bats, and when Mister Cat came and ate all of the mean owls he couldn't get to the good owl and the bats because they were upside down, the end

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 07:59 PM

Two years later I would go on to write my magnum opus, Goldilocks and the Three Cannibals, which got my in trouble with my fourth grade teacher, because she hated freedom

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 08:00 PM

That is indeed a children's story. It has a moral and everything.

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554503)
Two years later I would go on to write my magnum opus, Goldilocks and the Three Cannibals, which got my in trouble with my fourth grade teacher, because she hated freedom

Better than Goldilocks & the Three Cannibalistic Paedophile Hitlers.

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 08:03 PM

She didn't like my zombie story either >:

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 08:04 PM

"Too violent" my fucking ass, the only people who died were the zombies and I knew for a fact that they didn't count

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 08:05 PM

You can get arrested nowadays for setting zombies/vampire attack story at your school. :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 553351)
What about self-inclusion fanfic?

Self-inclusion erotic fanfiction written by Mexican Paedophiles about Hitler, and posted on /b/

The title of which was:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554505)
Better than Goldilocks & the Three Cannibalistic Paedophile Hitlers.

It was set aboard the Enterprise. :x

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 08:07 PM

What?! That's some goddamned bullshit right there

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 08:09 PM

I mean, the story didn't explicitly describe the police department getting slaughtered, and they came back as good zombies later on anyway so I don't get what the big fucking problem was

Grislygus May 8th, 2008 08:11 PM

:pagebrak

Okay, I guess I can see why the fucking gay ass little Imagination Station acting troupe or whatever didn't want to act it out in the next assembly, but it did not deserve a C

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 08:21 PM


Shrubfest May 8th, 2008 09:16 PM

Hmm, sat in a friends house, and they've fallen asleep with a pillow balenced longways on their head....

Anyone got anything good to talk about?

Chojin May 8th, 2008 09:50 PM


Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 554520)
Anyone got anything good to talk about?

I GOT A HAIRCUT :eeek

LOOKIN' SHARP AS HELL ON THIS END

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 554520)
Anyone got anything good to talk about?

No. :(


Infact, never. :(

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554525)
I GOT A HAIRCUT :eeek

LOOKIN' SHARP AS HELL ON THIS END

Come on, give us a look. Be sure to do the Fonz thumbs up thing.

ElPila666 May 8th, 2008 10:27 PM

i've got shaved

Esuohlim May 8th, 2008 10:30 PM

:eek

WhiteRat May 8th, 2008 10:30 PM

I deleted my myspace account. Good riddance I say!

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 554538)
I deleted my myspace account. Good riddance I say!

Awww, is that why you never approved my Friend Request? :tear

WhiteRat May 8th, 2008 10:36 PM

I don't remember ever getting one from you.

Fathom Zero May 8th, 2008 10:37 PM

What's the difference between black people and early disc-based gaming consoles?

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 554541)
I don't remember ever getting one from you.

That might be because I'm not Max Burbank & I don't hound people night and day until they add me.

Tadao May 8th, 2008 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 554542)
What's the difference between black people and early disc-based gaming consoles?

How many weapons it can hold?

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 554542)
What's the difference between black people and early disc-based gaming consoles?

I don't know, Jake. What is the difference between dark skinned people and obsolete technology?

Fathom Zero May 8th, 2008 10:44 PM

There is no difference. They're both pieces of shit. :lol

WhiteRat May 8th, 2008 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butthead99 (Post 554501)
what the fuck dude? puppet bashing? lol

I really hope that butthead99 becomes a solid contributer to these here forums.

Raise your cups up for butthead99!

Tadao May 8th, 2008 10:47 PM

Jake Busy put out a new website.

http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/

Fathom Zero May 8th, 2008 10:49 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOO0OOO

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by News
Grave-robbers 'used skull as bong'

Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong.
The Harris County District Attorney's Office confirmed that misdemeanour abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case.
One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.
Police found the cemetery and a grave that had been disturbed, but are still investigating the rest of the story, officials said.

Dude, I bet they were already high when they came up with that idea. :hypno

Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 554550)
Jake Busy put out a new website.

http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 554552)
NOOOOOOOOOOO0OOO


Pub Lover May 8th, 2008 11:07 PM

Huh? Well shit, the old Mockeries section of the main site does have pop-unders.

Of course, I haven't looked at them for years, and as they still point to the .net forums, I doubt Old Rubberface Barr has either.

ElPila666 May 8th, 2008 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554554)
Dude, I bet they were already high when they came up with that idea. :hypno



I wonder if King Diamond has toking some weed in a skull

Tadao May 9th, 2008 12:09 AM

I'd bet King Diamond is a business man just like Alice Cooper.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 12:11 AM

Same as it ever was... :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 12:15 AM


Fathom Zero May 9th, 2008 12:19 AM

Only one Talking Heads reference per forum per day, please.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 554575)
Only one Talking Heads reference per forum per day, please.

Like I read your posts. :rolleyes

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 554575)
Only one Talking Heads reference per forum per day, please.


Like I read your post where you did that. :rolleyes

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 554575)
Only one Talking Heads reference per forum per day, please.


Like I read your post & decided to listen to that song. :rolleyes

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 554575)
Only one Talking Heads reference per forum per day, please.


Like I listened to that song & was all "Yeah, I'll post that line." :rolleyes

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 12:26 AM

Because it was like that. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 12:27 AM

Or even simply was that. :eek

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 554575)
Only one Talking Heads reference per forum per day, please.

No. >:

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Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 12:41 AM

:(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 12:42 AM

:( :( :(


:lol

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 12:43 AM

>:

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 12:47 AM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image...2&type=profile

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 12:47 AM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image...ine=1203052482

Fathom Zero May 9th, 2008 12:48 AM

:\

Misdemonar May 9th, 2008 12:48 AM

I'm here for you pub what's the problem?


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