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liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 02:49 PM

:lol

Tadao Aug 4th, 2008 02:58 PM

Speaking of cats and photographs and nightsticks, I think I might be in trouble.

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 03:00 PM

I DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW :lol :lol

Tadao Aug 4th, 2008 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kybo Ren (Post 572408)
Dear Willie-
Why do beards get a bad rap? (In Starcom all the villains have them, or are robots.)
_________________________________________

Mr. Bungle:

The Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny (heaviest Bungle!)
Bowel of Chili
OU818
Mr. Bungle
Live Berekely 1991 (Welcome back Kotter)
Live & Rare (Star Wars medley)
Disco Volante
Live 1992 Anaheim
Live 1995 Chicago (3rd floor dungeon)
California
Live Atlanta 1999 (Vanity Fair has metal verse)
Live House of Blues 1999 (Pee Wee Herman Theme- Brass section plays! no nothing right now, Mr. Herman)
__________________________________________________ __________

WHAT A DOUCHE.

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 03:51 PM

ASSHOLE

Chojin Aug 4th, 2008 04:28 PM

i had a dream that i got drunk and passed out in a gutter in the rain, and when i woke up pub lover was there and we walked back to my house while talking about it.

Chojin Aug 4th, 2008 04:29 PM

when i woke up in the dream, that is.

Rez Aug 4th, 2008 04:35 PM

home movies is just about the best show to have ever graced television.
NOT JOKING

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 04:42 PM

i started watching dr katz becasue of it, but its so hard to watch. :( the animation makes my eyes bleed, so i usually just listen to it while browsing the net. :x

Tadao Aug 4th, 2008 05:23 PM


Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2008 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 233367)
Lemmysomemoney: Lemmysomemoney (05:22:38): how quickly can you make a pipebomb?
robuttocks (05:22:51): never made one :-(
Lemmysomemoney (05:23:08): then what did you do at church camp?
robuttocks (05:23:51): GAVE GROCERIES TO THE NEEDY
Lemmysomemoney (05:24:07): grocery bombs?
robuttocks (05:24:20): NO :ROLLEYES
Lemmysomemoney (05:24:51): church camp sucks. I'm definatly going to mosque camp.
robuttocks (05:25:09): lol
Lemmysomemoney (05:25:32): don't tell sruU2wice I said that. :o
Lemmysomemoney (05:25:38): he might jihad me. :-(
robuttocks (05:25:45): LMAO

2004 :eek

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2008 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 572444)
I'm just collecting cat names to forward to her. These cats will be 800 miles away from me. Jixby Phillips made me cry so no he's out ;_;

In that case, let me suggest the following names:
Jixby Phillips is a racist
Jixby Phillips is a jerk
Jixby Phillips is Luke Maxwell
Jixby Phillips thinks it's funny to draw poop in mspaint but dosn't want to post on this forum? What the hell? He is suck a jerk and I'm glad he's banned. >:
Jixby Phillips is mean

liquidstatik Aug 4th, 2008 07:08 PM

:lol church camp

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2008 07:24 PM

At one point in 2004 everyone started shouting 'Awesome! :)' and it was! :eek

Tadao Aug 4th, 2008 07:42 PM

Jixby Phillips is a big doodoo head

Sam Aug 4th, 2008 07:48 PM

YOU'VE GOTTA BE "KITTEN" ME!

MetalMilitia Aug 4th, 2008 07:50 PM

Jixby Phillips

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2008 07:55 PM

Oh shit this page is great! :eek

HickMan Aug 4th, 2008 08:03 PM

I miss Jixby Phillips

HickMan Aug 4th, 2008 08:04 PM


Sam Aug 4th, 2008 08:06 PM

Hey Hickman have you been getting your dick sucked?

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2008 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 572469)
Voltron
Boosh!
And/Or Kakow!
Mephistopheles
Rick James, bitch

I think he should suggest his Ex call one "I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SOMETIMES! >:"

Tadao Aug 4th, 2008 08:46 PM

She's already used up most the Pratchett characters that she likes.

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 572470)
Oh shit this page is great! :eek

Yeah and the next six :lol

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 02:51 AM

PAST TENSE VERB

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 02:52 AM

CUNTED

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 02:53 AM

PLURAL NOUN

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 02:53 AM

STUNTS

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 02:54 AM

PAST TENSE VERB

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 02:55 AM

GOOSED

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 02:56 AM

INSULTING PHRASE

bigtimecow Aug 5th, 2008 03:03 AM

STOP FUCKING TICKLING ME

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 03:04 AM

STOP FUCKING TICKLING ME YOU N*GGER LOVER

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 03:05 AM

ANOTHER INSULTING PHRASE

bigtimecow Aug 5th, 2008 03:05 AM

YOUR MOM IS A FAT FAGGOT LOVER

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 03:06 AM

SINGULAR NOUN

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 03:06 AM

STOP FUCKING N*GGERING ME YOU TICKLE LOVER :(

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 03:07 AM

RECTUM

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 03:07 AM

ANOTHER SINGULAR NOUN

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 03:08 AM

SPECTRUM

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 03:09 AM

ANIMALS

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 03:09 AM

OR SEPTUM :(

SHIT

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 03:10 AM

SPERM WHALES

bigtimecow Aug 5th, 2008 03:10 AM

danny let me know when you and milhouse are done with this game, i have a better one

IT'S CALLED M B K

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 03:10 AM

PAST TENSE VERB

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 03:11 AM

WHEN I POST THE STORY IT'LL BE DONE, JERK

bigtimecow Aug 5th, 2008 03:11 AM

sharted

lawl

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 03:12 AM

PLURAL NOUN

bigtimecow Aug 5th, 2008 03:12 AM

DOGS

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 03:12 AM

PLACE

bigtimecow Aug 5th, 2008 03:13 AM

VENICE

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 03:13 AM

BLUE BALLS, PENNSYLVANIA

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 03:14 AM

ANOTHER PLACE

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 03:15 AM

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he CUNTED along the road, some STUNTS came out of the town and GOOSED at him. " STOP FUCKING TICKLING ME!" they said. "STOP FUCKING N*GGERING ME YOU TICKLE LOVER :(!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a RECTUM on them in the name of the SEPTUM. Then two SPERM WHALES came out of the woods and SHARTED forty-two of the DOGS. And he went on to VENICE and from there returned to BLUE BALLS, PENNSYLVANIA.

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 03:16 AM

hahahaha

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 03:18 AM

I like how he sharted 42 of the dogs :x

bigtimecow Aug 5th, 2008 03:28 AM

lol

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 03:30 AM

yeah like your games any better, btc :rolleyes

Sam Aug 5th, 2008 03:52 AM

F*CK

bigtimecow Aug 5th, 2008 03:59 AM

SO HERE'S MY GAME

MARRY BONE KILL

KITSA, GLOWBELLY, MLE

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 04:04 AM

MARRY GLOWBELLY, BONE MLE, KILL KITSA

DUH

Sam Aug 5th, 2008 04:05 AM

WILLIE, ESUOHLIM, PUBLUBER

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 04:06 AM

PILLOWFIGHT(:(), PILLOWFIGHT(:(), ZOMBOID

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 04:16 AM

SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM
SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM
SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM

Sam Aug 5th, 2008 04:18 AM

I WAS SWIMMIN' IN THE CARIBBEAN

executioneer Aug 5th, 2008 04:27 AM

I CHOOSE BONE

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 04:30 AM

:lol

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2008 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 572579)
I WAS SWIMMIN' IN THE CARIBBEAN

Yeah me too why didn't you say hi >:

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2008 01:08 PM

I'm unboneable :(

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2008 01:10 PM

IS IT BECAUSE I'M ALL REDHEADED AND GROSS AND SHIT?

OR, IN PUB'S CASE, WANGLESS?

:cry

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 05:32 PM

YES

Tadao Aug 5th, 2008 05:44 PM

Crying makes you sexy

HickMan Aug 5th, 2008 06:03 PM

pics plz

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2008 06:20 PM

If you're asking me, I put a pic up in the pics thread a long time ago.

liquidstatik Aug 5th, 2008 06:24 PM

:rolleyes

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2008 06:38 PM

p 467, you lazy faygelahs

Tadao Aug 5th, 2008 06:39 PM

I have pics of her but I'll let Pub post them.

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2008 06:52 PM

I'm sure.

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2008 07:03 PM

I'm sure.

Tadao Aug 5th, 2008 07:18 PM

Totally.

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2008 07:21 PM

Pics of who, T?

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2008 07:50 PM

Not valley girl sure, Tadao. Just regular type.

Sethomas Aug 5th, 2008 08:04 PM

I passed a crowd of vagrant youth today and a teenage girl said that I look like Will Ferrel, except sexier. I told her that I don't have a sense of humor and that I usually beat up people who make any Will Ferrel comment to me.

Tadao Aug 5th, 2008 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 572665)
Not valley girl sure, Tadao. Just regular type.

Ok fine.

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2008 08:57 PM

In the vain of 'My friend buying a Seth Pace poster the other day'

Seth Pace cares not for hobo loving.

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2008 09:17 PM

Happy Birthday, Carnivore Is God.

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2008 11:20 PM

Quote:

A solution may be on hand for parents who cannot get their youngsters to eat meat.

Studies show that toddlers and the elderly who sometimes cannot stomach meat, are at risk of a diet depleted in iron and zinc, but AgResearch scientists have made an accidental discovery that may help.

While investigating the binding strength of meat proteins, researcher Dr Mustafa Farouk found meat could be formed into long, spaghetti-like strings. The product's advantages include being able to make it out of cheap cuts of meat and to dry it, which would lead to snack products.

The next step is to look for a commercial partner to market the spaghetti meat.
:meat

Tadao Aug 6th, 2008 12:14 AM


liquidstatik Aug 6th, 2008 12:41 AM

:lol

HickMan Aug 6th, 2008 12:57 AM

:rolleyes

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 6th, 2008 01:26 AM

Happy Birthday CIG

Dixie Aug 6th, 2008 03:00 AM

Thank you!
I'm scared of being so close to 30.

Zomboid Aug 6th, 2008 03:03 AM

As you should be. Old broads = blegh

Dixie Aug 6th, 2008 03:12 AM

I'll try not to get old, I promise.

Zomboid Aug 6th, 2008 11:23 AM

That's all I ask. Also, happy belated bday :O

Edit: Oh, it's today. HAPPY BIRTHHHHDAY!!!!!!!!!

Tadao Aug 6th, 2008 12:28 PM


HickMan Aug 6th, 2008 12:36 PM

:notfunny

Tadao Aug 6th, 2008 12:50 PM

When do you leave anyways and is the Asian girl ruined?

HickMan Aug 6th, 2008 02:25 PM

I leave in 6 days and the asian girl's from chicago :rolleyes

Tadao Aug 6th, 2008 03:19 PM

She can work her way here on the rails.


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