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liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 02:56 AM

LUCKY :(

Sam Oct 18th, 2008 02:57 AM

I was sure I'd have one from that time the only thing I ever posted was "I LOVE PUSSY" in like every thread. :(

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 02:59 AM

I must not either, though I know Tadao put me up for an infarction once

THANKS TADAO

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 03:01 AM

:lol this place has gotten too many rules lately :(

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 03:03 AM

AGREED

liquidstatik Oct 18th, 2008 03:07 AM

G'NIGHT :*

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 588792)

Some of those are gay

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 03:36 AM

LET'S SEE YOUR LIST THEN

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 03:41 AM

LET'S SEE THEM TITTIES THEN

JediScum Oct 18th, 2008 03:41 AM

I DON'T LIKE REPTILE DOO-DOO PORN (pouts and starts stamping feet)

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 03:44 AM

PLEASE FUCK OFF AND DIE

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 03:45 AM

AND


Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 03:46 AM

That's hawt

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 03:47 AM

look at the breast there, that's amazing :jealous

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 03:55 AM

I'd like to hear some funky dixieland
pretty momma come and take me
by the hand

By the hand
(hand take me by the hand pretty momma)
gonna dance with your daddy all night long

Kitsa Oct 18th, 2008 04:01 AM

MY YOVILLE APARTMENT IS LOOKIN' PRETTY BITCHIN, GUYS

...also I think I got propositioned by an adolescent boy. :/ I kind of just went "heh" and got out of there.

Aaarg Oct 18th, 2008 10:49 AM

jesus is just all right with me

wobzire Oct 18th, 2008 12:12 PM

I think it's going to be a good day. There was still coffee at the office when I got here and I think I found a really good deal on some Gucci shoes.

Shrubfest Oct 18th, 2008 12:21 PM

:D

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 01:50 PM

WELL ME OH MY I MIGHT BE MOVING TO TEXAS A LOT SOONER THAN I HAD PLANNED >:

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 02:55 PM

Then I won't have to drive so far to stalk you.

Asila Oct 18th, 2008 03:05 PM

;)

Neen Oct 18th, 2008 03:16 PM

Seven pages of catch-up and nothing. Squat. :(

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 03:18 PM

Hey! My birth year is coming up next page!

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 03:19 PM

:D

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 03:19 PM

Happy Brithyear to me!



Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 03:28 PM


pac-man Oct 18th, 2008 03:29 PM

Al Sharpton

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 03:34 PM

Jermaine Jackson

pac-man Oct 18th, 2008 03:36 PM

I should've known... no jogging suit or extra chins.

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 03:38 PM

Lol I just noticed that it says Jesse "JACKON"

wobzire Oct 18th, 2008 04:34 PM

Better than the alternative.

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 06:24 PM

http://www.averagebro.com/2008/10/i-...ing-these.html

Shyandquietguy Oct 18th, 2008 06:39 PM

Tadao! We have two children trapped in the second story! Get your ass in gear!! I got the hatchet, help me bring the hose!

Shyandquietguy Oct 18th, 2008 07:05 PM

They're dead. I'd be more heartbroken if it weren't for the fact that I have to deal with people who think boot camp is a waste of time. I'd be more heartbroken if the people I do deal with didn't decide that the day was best being wasted getting high. No, I'd be heartbroken. Tadao, You can go to hell.

Neen Oct 18th, 2008 07:49 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/image...ine=1202198073

:lol

Neen Oct 18th, 2008 07:52 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/membe...astposter&f=43

Why don't these people visit the forum? We could have a grand ol' time.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 18th, 2008 08:15 PM

It's saturday, where is all the shenaniganary?

Kitsa Oct 18th, 2008 08:22 PM

I have alcohol! :D

pac-man Oct 18th, 2008 08:24 PM

Help me decide: Stay in or go to local bar?

Neen Oct 18th, 2008 08:29 PM

http://www19.atwiki.jp/femaleenemey/

Every female video game character. ever. Bless the lonely soul that maintains this, and may his nuts be forever swollen from disuse.

Neen Oct 18th, 2008 08:33 PM

I wish I could navigate the damn thing, though.

Kitsa Oct 18th, 2008 08:44 PM

My Yoville apt is growing more bitchin by the HOUR, my friends.



Feast your eyes! This took many, many hours in the widget factory!

Neen Oct 18th, 2008 08:59 PM


Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 588920)
Tadao! We have two children trapped in the second story! Get your ass in gear!! I got the hatchet, help me bring the hose!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 588922)
They're dead. I'd be more heartbroken if it weren't for the fact that I have to deal with people who think boot camp is a waste of time. I'd be more heartbroken if the people I do deal with didn't decide that the day was best being wasted getting high. No, I'd be heartbroken. Tadao, You can go to hell.

Sorry Sir! I was napping behind the old shed.

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 10:45 PM

Very nice Kitsa, but were are the Halloween decorations?

Kitsa Oct 18th, 2008 10:59 PM

Those cost like 20,000 coins and I just don't make that kind of lameass virtual money.

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 11:04 PM

They should give of free temporary ones :(

Kitsa Oct 18th, 2008 11:28 PM

when there are plenty of idiots willing to fork over real money for tiny renderings of pumpkins? Are you KIDDING?!?

Tadao Oct 18th, 2008 11:47 PM

yikes, the fundamentals of our economy are strong.

Shyandquietguy Oct 19th, 2008 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 588972)
Sorry Sir! I was napping behind the old shed.

You can't even take criticism seriously, let alone a human life. Get out of here! You're fired!

Tadao Oct 19th, 2008 12:49 AM


bigtimecow Oct 19th, 2008 02:05 AM

HEY Y'ALL ;)

Tadao Oct 19th, 2008 02:07 AM

Shake it like a Polaroid picture.

Aaarg Oct 19th, 2008 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 588992)

I love to pick up hitchhikers. What's up, sweetie?

bigtimecow Oct 19th, 2008 02:35 AM

http://www.hoogerbrugge.com/

http://nails.hoogerbrugge.com/

this site is so balls

WhiteRat Oct 19th, 2008 04:28 AM

niggaz down to make some endz

MetalMilitia Oct 19th, 2008 01:41 PM

I was in a video rental store and I overheard some woman explaining the storyline of Trainspotting.

"It's about a baby that takes drugs and falls in a toilet" apparently.

RaNkeri Oct 19th, 2008 03:12 PM

:lol

Shyandquietguy Oct 19th, 2008 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 589006)
I love to pick up hitchhikers. What's up, sweetie?

I am cyclemoto. Get on the bitch seat. Bitch. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.


MetalMilitia Oct 19th, 2008 04:19 PM


DevilWearsPrada Oct 19th, 2008 05:44 PM

YOUTUBE VIDEO CHALLENGE

4 HOURS, FIND A RAP VIDEO WITHOUT:

-dirty n*ggers




>:

liquidstatik Oct 19th, 2008 06:05 PM

DEVILWEARSPRADA CHALLENGE

10 MINUTES, SAY SOMETHING FUNNY AND/OR INTERESTING

DevilWearsPrada Oct 19th, 2008 06:17 PM

I lost

Dixie Oct 19th, 2008 06:36 PM

BANNED FOR LIFE.



Rape.

kahljorn Oct 19th, 2008 06:41 PM

i think i lost my jacket :(

Guitar Woman Oct 19th, 2008 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 589095)
YOUTUBE VIDEO CHALLENGE

4 HOURS, FIND A RAP VIDEO WITHOUT:

-dirty n*ggers




>:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpDer9wdUEw

It counts because I say it does.

RaNkeri Oct 19th, 2008 06:46 PM

In world war 2 the average age of a combat soldier was twentysix, in Vietnam it was nineteen

i-i-i-i-in Vietnam it was nineteen

RaNkeri Oct 19th, 2008 06:47 PM

Think about that

Tadao Oct 19th, 2008 07:03 PM

Think about what? Vietnam was a lot harder on the U.S. soldiers.

ElPila666 Oct 19th, 2008 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 589095)
YOUTUBE VIDEO CHALLENGE

4 HOURS, FIND A RAP VIDEO WITHOUT:

-dirty n*ggers




>:

Whoa dude your new avatar's awesome!! :hypno

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=tsZt6d...eature=related

ElPila666 Oct 19th, 2008 08:20 PM

and danny's too :love

Aaarg Oct 19th, 2008 08:22 PM

right now right now right now it's time to... kick out the jams, motherfuckers!

Neen Oct 19th, 2008 10:16 PM

Aaarg became a vet, too? Goddammit, if that actually meant something to me, I'd be jealous.

Dixie Oct 19th, 2008 10:17 PM

Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Vain
Call him Mr. Raider call him Mr. Wrong
Call him Mr. Vain
He'd say: I know what I want
and I want it now
I want you cause I'm Mr. Vain
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you cause I'm Mr. Vain

Asila Oct 19th, 2008 10:27 PM

Fuck you for getting that song stuck in my head >:


Kitsa Oct 19th, 2008 11:04 PM

Our food network HD has been stuck on this frame for the past 2 hrs that we know of.


pac-man Oct 20th, 2008 12:38 AM

That's hot.

Kitsa Oct 20th, 2008 12:43 AM

Someone at Time Warner must think so too.

Dixie Oct 20th, 2008 08:55 AM

Me love you long time.

Kitsa Oct 20th, 2008 09:30 AM

I thought it was Tila Tequila at first, but then it struck me that if it was her she'd actually be fellating that can in her hand, not squirting it in her mouth.

Dixie Oct 20th, 2008 09:48 AM

I'm glad I don't have cable.
But I wish Elimidate would come back.

Guitar Woman Oct 20th, 2008 11:58 AM

Why would you want this horrible thing

kahljorn Oct 20th, 2008 12:46 PM

I found my jacket :O im a lot more responsible than I thought

RaNkeri Oct 20th, 2008 01:27 PM

Yes, some birds are funny when they talk

Esuohlim Oct 20th, 2008 01:42 PM

My laptop screen won't stay up on its own anymore. :(

RaNkeri Oct 20th, 2008 01:45 PM

How long have you had it? Is it fixable?

MattJack Oct 20th, 2008 01:46 PM

it needs some ALL NATURAL PC enhancement

Esuohlim Oct 20th, 2008 02:00 PM

It's apparently fixable but the internet isn't much help, and the only website I can find that gives advice pertaining to my HP Pavilion zv6000 is Yahoo Answers where they range from "pry open your monitor and tighten your screws" to "buy a new laptop". I'm not inclined to do either >:

I can lean the screen against my wall so I'm not too concerned about it right now

Kitsa Oct 20th, 2008 02:37 PM

my toshiba does that, it's a pain in the ass

MetalMilitia Oct 20th, 2008 03:24 PM



This part here should just clip on (you'll probably need a screwdriver to pry it off). Once it's off you may be able to access the screws holding up the display.





http://h10032.www1.hp.com/ctg/Manual/c00364919.pdf -> page 110.

Tadao Oct 20th, 2008 04:11 PM

or buy a new laptop

Emu Oct 20th, 2008 05:53 PM

HP laptops are shit. :( I'm posting on one now.

Sam Oct 20th, 2008 06:13 PM

Compaq laptops are worse. :(

ASK ME HOW I KNOW. >:

RaNkeri Oct 20th, 2008 06:13 PM

I have a LG, everythings ok atm :)

pac-man Oct 20th, 2008 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 589269)
Compaq laptops are worse. :(

Yup.

executioneer Oct 20th, 2008 08:09 PM

velcro a bookend to the back of it

Esuohlim Oct 20th, 2008 08:11 PM

MetalMilitia am I going to accidentally destroy my computer with that shenanigans >:

MetalMilitia Oct 20th, 2008 08:27 PM

Probably not unless your name is Retardo "Guitar Woman" McIdiot.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 20th, 2008 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 589284)
dude almost everyone's sidereal's different than their tropical wth

Mine is the same for sidereal and tropical. Scorpio in both. 11/16


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