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Zomboid Oct 30th, 2008 08:41 PM

Wrong. I've been smoking a lot more than I used to. I go through at least half a pack a day now and I'm thinking it's time to quit or at least cut back a whole lot.

Esuohlim Oct 30th, 2008 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 590959)
sXe huh milhouse

No way dude I'd be all over that shit if I could enjoy it :(

Kitsa Oct 30th, 2008 08:59 PM

You have no idea of the spectrum of childrens confusion I've seen tonight, handing out entire boxes of Frankenberry for Trick or Treat.

Sam Oct 30th, 2008 09:09 PM

THEY ARE PROBABLY CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU ARE HANDING THAT SHIT OUT THE NIGHT BEEEEFFFOOORREEE HALOWEEN. >:

Esuohlim Oct 30th, 2008 09:10 PM

I WOULD BE CONFUSED TOO IF FOUND MYSELF IN A SITUATION WHERE I WAS TRICK-OR-TREATING ON A DAY THAT WAS NOT HALLOWEEN

Esuohlim Oct 30th, 2008 09:11 PM

HI FIVE SAM

MetalMilitia Oct 30th, 2008 09:25 PM

The next page number is my birthday. :eek

Esuohlim Oct 30th, 2008 09:29 PM

:ROLLEYES

Tadao Oct 30th, 2008 09:31 PM

I'm 16 years older :(

:shakecane

Kitsa Oct 30th, 2008 09:32 PM

No, here in ass-backwards Ohio we have "beggar's night" which is separate from Halloween.

Tadao Oct 30th, 2008 09:35 PM

Tin soldiers and Nixon coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming,
Four dead in Ohio.

Kitsa Oct 30th, 2008 09:37 PM

I also accidentally set my jack o lantern on fire, leaving me with a smoldering scene that thoroughly confused the area children.

MetalMilitia Oct 30th, 2008 09:44 PM

I finally learnt how to use 3D studio and I'm making a Panzer Mk.VI Tiger tank.



Phase 2 is going to be to make an animation of it shooting guitar woman.

Kitsa Oct 30th, 2008 09:51 PM

Well, I had 5 trick or treaters this year, and 3 of them were kids who hang out here all the time anyway. The other two were bewildered-looking toddlers in mini furry outfits.

Gee, I'm sure glad I packed 40 bundles of awesome candy and frankenberry :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 30th, 2008 10:04 PM

Last page was my birthday. :(

Esuohlim Oct 30th, 2008 10:25 PM

I think you fuckers actually mean "birthyear".

Ain't no 19/84/2008 on my calendar.

MetalMilitia Oct 30th, 2008 10:35 PM

YEAH MILHOUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT THANKS FOR CLARIFYING THAT FOR EVERYONE THAT MISSED IT

Zomboid Oct 30th, 2008 10:37 PM

2 MORE PAGES FOR MY BIRTH YEAR.

Esuohlim Oct 30th, 2008 10:41 PM

ONLY 14 MORE PAGES UNTIL GW'S :eek

Esuohlim Oct 30th, 2008 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 591014)
YEAH MILHOUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT THANKS FOR CLARIFYING THAT FOR EVERYONE THAT MISSED IT

I speak for myself in God's Country of course, since you crazy limey communists got them crazy ass backwards date formats and whatnot

Asila Oct 30th, 2008 10:58 PM

OH SHIT WE PASSED MY BIRTH YEAR

FUCKING YOUNG 'UNS

Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2008 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 591016)
ONLY 14 MORE PAGES UNTIL GW'S :eek

hey man :(

liquidstatik Oct 30th, 2008 11:05 PM

2 FOR ME TOO :eek

Esuohlim Oct 30th, 2008 11:15 PM

Looks like we've got a bunch of 1987 fags :rolleyes :rolleyes

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 30th, 2008 11:18 PM

Birthyear :\.

2 more weeks for the day.

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2008 12:35 AM

So the only pretty girl at my school does crack

liquidstatik Oct 31st, 2008 12:37 AM

so?

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2008 01:16 AM

So I don't want to do a crack head :<

Esuohlim Oct 31st, 2008 01:25 AM

You should do some crack too and by that I mean you should hump some of that a** :picklehat

Post her picture dude!

liquidstatik Oct 31st, 2008 01:31 AM

Who decided you had a chance with the prettiest girl in your school? :x

Zomboid Oct 31st, 2008 01:32 AM

:lol

Tadao Oct 31st, 2008 01:41 AM

He's just make excuses as to why he can't go out with girls. He'll come out of the closet one day hopefully.

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2008 01:45 AM

Everyone else at my school is really, really horrifying so saying she's the prettiest girl there is like saying she's the best show on Comedy Central

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2008 01:45 AM

She is really pretty though :<

Esuohlim Oct 31st, 2008 01:54 AM

DON'T WORRY GW WE'RE BOTH IN THE SAME BOAT

ONLY I AM EXCEPTIONALLY HANDSOME AND PROBABLY COULD GET THE GIRL YOU LIKE

TOUGH LUCK BRAH

Zomboid Oct 31st, 2008 02:37 AM

HAHA RIGHT ON. WANNA HIT UP A KEGGER AFTER TOMORROW'S BIG GAME?

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2008 02:42 AM

I'm not bad looking, guys, I'm just really not photogenic

at all

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2008 02:43 AM

;_;

liquidstatik Oct 31st, 2008 02:50 AM

UGLY BETTY

liquidstatik Oct 31st, 2008 02:51 AM

YOU'RE SO UGLY I BET YOU COULDN'T GET YOUR DICK SUCKED BY A DRUNK GUY LOOKING FOR HIS FIRST GAY EXPERIENCE TO DECIDE IF HE';S A FAG OR NOT

Asila Oct 31st, 2008 02:56 AM

I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING

BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT ALL I DO IS MAKE SEXUAL COMMENTS AND THAT'S JUST DEPRESSING

kahljorn Oct 31st, 2008 03:29 AM

what up

liquidstatik Oct 31st, 2008 03:42 AM

chillin u?

Tadao Oct 31st, 2008 03:43 AM

WHHAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP

Dixie Oct 31st, 2008 04:05 AM

I'm so excited!
:D

Chojin Oct 31st, 2008 05:57 AM

you can send us your unused boxes of frankenberry, kitsa.

pac-man Oct 31st, 2008 06:03 AM

You're all Joe the Plumbers!

Dixie Oct 31st, 2008 07:12 AM

Excuse me, but I prefer Joe Six Pack.

MetalMilitia Oct 31st, 2008 07:59 AM

Happy my BIRTHyear page everyone. :bestthread

It occurred to me earlier that Guitar Woman's posts are way sexier if every time she talks about smoking you imagine she's talking about dicks.

It's kind of like how it's sexier to imagine Jeanette isn't talking about her vagina every time she talks about her vagina.

Hope this helps.

Kitsa Oct 31st, 2008 08:58 AM

DAMMIT IS GUITAR WOMAN MALE OR FEMALE?!??! I STILL DON'T KNOW!!!!

MetalMilitia Oct 31st, 2008 09:00 AM

S/he's a hermaphrodite.

MattJack Oct 31st, 2008 12:12 PM

DIC*S OR GTFO

MetalMilitia Oct 31st, 2008 12:37 PM

Publover either got a life outside the forums or killed himself.

RIP Publover.


pac-man Oct 31st, 2008 12:42 PM

Candle in the wind.

wobzire Oct 31st, 2008 01:02 PM

Maybe he met a cute girl at a book store.

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2008 01:14 PM

What the hell, MM? :eek No, I didn't. :(

Wobzire, stop spoiling characters! >: Who do you think you are? Esuohlim? ;)

MetalMilitia Oct 31st, 2008 01:29 PM

That's not really Pub Lover. His parents are keeping his memory alive by creeping people out over the Internet and checking the I-mockery forums every 15 minutes.

It's like when someone's kid dies and they keep their bedroom as they left it for 20 years.

wobzire Oct 31st, 2008 01:42 PM

I don't think we will notice the difference.

MattJack Oct 31st, 2008 01:52 PM

Pub is like our resident Aussi.

Well, the closest thing we have to an Aussi.

liquidstatik Oct 31st, 2008 01:56 PM

MATTJACK YOU WANNA GET HIGH SOMETIME?

liquidstatik Oct 31st, 2008 04:56 PM

I just got an iCarly mousepad from subway :eek

Tadao Oct 31st, 2008 05:00 PM

Hawt

Shrubfest Oct 31st, 2008 05:36 PM

I'm depressed and have no alcohol. what do i do?

pac-man Oct 31st, 2008 05:39 PM

Smoke pot

Shrubfest Oct 31st, 2008 05:49 PM

don't have anything more exciting than coffee.

Grislygus Oct 31st, 2008 06:30 PM

Deal with it the retirement home way


Kitsa Oct 31st, 2008 08:39 PM

Tonight I'm off to a party hosted by the guy behind our local public access ghost show. It promises to be a pretty good time, but he never answered my email about what I should bring. What do you do when they don't answer? :(

Tadao Oct 31st, 2008 08:49 PM

Bring Fankenberrie treats.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 31st, 2008 09:08 PM

I might go see Gilbert Gottfried in CT for my birthday but it's really far away. I might wait and go see him in IL in 01/09.

pac-man Oct 31st, 2008 09:16 PM

So he is still alive. I'm going to go win a bet.

Tadao Oct 31st, 2008 09:22 PM

Gottfried is one of my favorite comics. He never fails to make me laugh.

Tadao Oct 31st, 2008 09:44 PM


DevilWearsPrada Oct 31st, 2008 10:10 PM

something awful :rolleyes

DevilWearsPrada Oct 31st, 2008 10:11 PM

Alternate Ending:

MAKE IT RAIN ON THEM HOPES

Kitsa Oct 31st, 2008 10:53 PM

Got his mind on his money and his money on his mind.

I actually like this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvc0tYG_YpA

Tadao Oct 31st, 2008 11:19 PM

She's got jungle fervor.

Kitsa Nov 1st, 2008 03:32 AM

My god, that was the most efficient viewing party ever.

Go to room, watch show for an hour, "Ok, so that was the show", party's over. Gotta love it.

Tadao Nov 1st, 2008 03:38 AM

What did you view?

Kitsa Nov 1st, 2008 03:50 AM

The latest installment of our local Public Access paranormal show, there's a new one out every Halloween and the guy who does it had a viewing party.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 1st, 2008 06:03 PM

Happy November!!!! Best month of the year.

MarioRPG Nov 1st, 2008 07:39 PM

Happy Day Of The Dead

Go play Grim Fandango!

ElPila666 Nov 1st, 2008 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 591122)
That's not really Pub Lover. His parents are keeping his memory alive by creeping people out over the Internet and checking the I-mockery forums every 15 minutes.

It's like when someone's kid dies and they keep their bedroom as they left it for 20 years.

I hope Pub's parents keep on posting :tear

Tadao Nov 1st, 2008 10:10 PM

Especially his mom!

Pub Lover Nov 1st, 2008 11:52 PM

My mom is so hot for you, Tadao. ;)

Asila Nov 1st, 2008 11:53 PM

creepy

Guitar Woman Nov 1st, 2008 11:56 PM

John Pinette.

That's the motherfucker I've been looking for for two years.

Guitar Woman Nov 1st, 2008 11:57 PM

In retrospect he's just an ok comedian but goddamnit this was keeping me up at night

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 591481)
creepy


...I was referring to Tadao there

Guitar Woman Nov 2nd, 2008 12:04 AM

It works for Pub's post, too!

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 12:07 AM

totally

Tadao Nov 2nd, 2008 12:09 AM

Totally

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 12:10 AM

HOW'D OZ GO?

Kitsa Nov 2nd, 2008 12:12 AM

The neighborhood kids and I made sugar skulls for Day of the Dead and I was dumb enough to leave them out overnight and when I woke up this morning some neighborhood stray cats were polishing them off :/

Tadao Nov 2nd, 2008 12:12 AM

I like it. You should see it. Make your daughter watch it too so that she grows up to be afraid of things for reasons unknown to her.

Tadao Nov 2nd, 2008 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 591490)
The neighborhood kids and I made sugar skulls for Day of the Dead and I was dumb enough to leave them out overnight and when I woke up this morning some neighborhood stray cats were polishing them off :/

Don't worry, cats carry the soul of the dead, so it all worked out.

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 12:16 AM

I will get to downloading it tout suite I'M NOT SURE OF MY FRENCH THERE DON'T CORRECT ME

Tadao Nov 2nd, 2008 12:19 AM

She will be bored until the middle.

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 12:21 AM

kind of the perfect summation of my daughter

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 12:34 AM

DAMNIT PEOPLE

Asila Nov 2nd, 2008 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 591482)
John Pinette.

That's the motherfucker I've been looking for for two years.

you seriously mulled over a random comic for two years? I can't remember shit from two years ago


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