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Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 08:28 PM

Everyday is a weekend for me. Shrub, let's see pics of your pussy, and by pussy I mean your kitty :wink

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 08:30 PM

Why would that asspie think my avatar is a guinea pig? I wonder if they have tall legs where he lives,

Shrubfest Nov 22nd, 2008 08:30 PM

He's no kitty.
He's a fat grumpy bastard.

And we all know i have no idea how to post pics...

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 08:32 PM

lol, in photo bucket there are 4 links under the picture, you want the last one. It's called image code. just copy and paste that in here and it will work. Try it.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 08:34 PM

Fat grumpy bastard? He sounds like me.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 08:39 PM

So Shrub, do you kiss girls? I bet you do you little tart. Come sit on my lap and tell me about it.

Shrubfest Nov 22nd, 2008 08:39 PM

here goes:

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2008 08:40 PM

Shrub, let's see pics of your pussy, and by pussy I mean your vagina :x

Shrubfest Nov 22nd, 2008 08:41 PM

Tadao, your lap is a long way away.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 08:41 PM

See, I can teach you a lot of things ;)

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 08:44 PM

That is not a fat cat, he is more of a content cat.

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2008 08:44 PM

That is a very fat and grumpy cat. :eek

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 08:47 PM

Is my photobucket working again? Can you see this?


Shrubfest Nov 22nd, 2008 08:47 PM

That is not content. That is 'yes you have a camera, stop chasing me with it and feed me. If only i had opposable thumbs...'

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 08:48 PM

I meant content as in body width

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 08:49 PM

The girth of your pussy is content looking.

Shrubfest Nov 22nd, 2008 08:49 PM

In that case, then yes.

And the dancing kitty is there.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 08:50 PM


Shrubfest Nov 22nd, 2008 08:55 PM

:D
That makes me happy.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 08:56 PM

This has been edited in order to not make people I don't mind afraid here.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 596516)
:D
That makes me happy.

That is a backup avatar I never used. If I stray from bunny, people get cofused and I lose my awesome identity. OHNOES!

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 08:58 PM


Shrubfest Nov 22nd, 2008 08:59 PM

The power of the bunnies.
So far all of mine have been me...

I'm simple like that.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 09:02 PM

And I was you as well. That confused you a little. Always remeber I was te first to truley love you here. Not Sam not Esu. ME DAMMIT IT WAS ALWAYS ME!


Asila Nov 22nd, 2008 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 596519)
That is a backup avatar I never used. If I stray from bunny, people get cofused and I lose my awesome identity. OHNOES!

Apparently you could go crazy and use a guinea pig or gerbil or something and very few people would be wiser :\

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 09:03 PM

Granted these new bunnies I use are a little rat looking.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 09:04 PM


Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 09:15 PM


Shrubfest Nov 22nd, 2008 09:17 PM

:D
My mother keeps seeing that over my shoulder, and wanting to leave a comment about 'abusing her baby'
Then i tell her to go away.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 22nd, 2008 09:20 PM

I like Sundays better because I have off work finally. Only 3 more hrs left of work.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 09:21 PM


Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 596527)
:D
My mother keeps seeing that over my shoulder, and wanting to leave a comment about 'abusing her baby'
Then i tell her to go away.

That is hawt. I need a spanking.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 09:32 PM

Ugh I feel like puking, I think I'm still sick.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 09:36 PM


Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 09:37 PM

We need more Shrub pictures. I've jerked off to the other one to many times already.

Shrubfest Nov 22nd, 2008 09:40 PM

Haha. Surely you used my photobucket link? Everyone else did!

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 09:44 PM

Used it up :( I need more material!

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 09:45 PM

Btw you should put the cat in a different folder so it doesn't show up on the sldeshow :(

Shrubfest Nov 22nd, 2008 09:54 PM

I thought it might be an interesting change.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 09:59 PM

This is still my favorite though.


Shrubfest Nov 22nd, 2008 10:02 PM

Ah, the babies.

But then i got my hair cut.

Battle Net Edition Nov 22nd, 2008 10:50 PM

So, you guys wanna cyber or what?

MetalMilitia Nov 22nd, 2008 10:53 PM

Oh man I went into a "chat room" and it was fucking shit.

Battle Net Edition Nov 22nd, 2008 10:57 PM

I would like to hear more.

DevilWearsPrada Nov 23rd, 2008 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 596417)
DUDE U GOTTA WATCH THIS WHILE YOU'RE HIGH :x

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=etlJMeVMbEY

:suicide


I guess this is now big news around the world, this guy shooting himself.
This video is so goddamn surreal, there's marching band music playing and giant block letters saying 'HE GETS SHOT' or 'STUCK ON SHOT' or something, then some guy throws a 2x4 off the porch and the camera zooms in to show the old guy pissed himself. It's so comical in a fucked up way, it's hard not to laugh at :\

DevilWearsPrada Nov 23rd, 2008 05:09 AM

Then I think about how much of a horrible bastard I am for laughing.

ElPila666 Nov 23rd, 2008 09:05 AM

I also feel bad about laughing at the video but i wanna see the whole thing without block letters, a clean movie like they used to do oon Faces of Death vol 1, 2 and 3. :x

ElPila666 Nov 23rd, 2008 09:26 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5odZ...eature=related

:lol

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2008 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 596535)
We need more Shrub pictures. I've jerked off to the other one to many times already.

:x


Today I seem to be overly believing and visualizing everything I read.

Not a day to be online. :x


:x :x :x

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 596581)
No really, there is nothing better than a well placed bush, binoculars, lotion and a sock.

:x

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2008 02:48 PM


liquidstatik Nov 23rd, 2008 03:24 PM

:lol

Tadao Nov 23rd, 2008 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 596619)
:x


Today I seem to be overly believing and visualizing everything I read.

Not a day to be online. :x


:x :x :x

Nor a good day for me to be posting then :x

DevilWearsPrada Nov 23rd, 2008 04:46 PM


RaNkeri Nov 23rd, 2008 04:51 PM

Holy shit! Wycliffe tv-theme KICKS ASS more than I remembered

NOSTALGASM :x

RaNkeri Nov 23rd, 2008 04:52 PM

If I knew how to play violin, this would be the song I'd play 24/7

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2008 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 596662)
Congratulations. About the voting .... missed it by THAT much. Have fun in 4 years. :lol

I doubt it'll take four years for Harper to get cranky again. :rolleyes

Colonel Flagg Nov 23rd, 2008 09:38 PM

OUCH! Pwned again! :(

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2008 09:54 PM

I always read that in my head as 'pounded' and as today is a visual day, I had a flash of me slamming my dick in your submissively offered posterior. :(

Never imagining that again is a very good word for that word not EVER being used again. >:


:wank

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2008 09:57 PM

Good reason... :rolleyes


Sorry, beating off too furiously to check my wording. ;)


:orgasm

Colonel Flagg Nov 23rd, 2008 10:02 PM

Glad I could be useful for SOMETHING around here. :\

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2008 10:08 PM

PICZ PLZ! :eek

Colonel Flagg Nov 23rd, 2008 10:15 PM

Believe me it's best left to the imagination. :(

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2008 10:27 PM

WANT YER COCK! :(

DevilWearsPrada Nov 23rd, 2008 10:29 PM

at least shrubfest uses proper grammar when requesting genitals

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2008 10:39 PM

Really depends how thick her accent is. :(

She may really WAN T' COCK! :eek

And she isn't even talking about penis, silly slang. :(

Tadao Nov 23rd, 2008 11:34 PM

After looking at the secret santa thread, I hae come to the conclusion that I am the only good looking one here.

Pub Lover Nov 23rd, 2008 11:38 PM

You so are, T-Dawg! :love

WANT YER COCK! :eek

picz plzkthnks :(

Tadao Nov 23rd, 2008 11:40 PM

;)

Tadao Nov 23rd, 2008 11:42 PM


Esuohlim Nov 23rd, 2008 11:45 PM

Hey how come none of you fags brought the Discworld books to my attention earlier >:

I just finished the second one. It's like a fantasy series I don't feel gay for reading but still feel a little gay for reading in public :(

Tadao Nov 23rd, 2008 11:46 PM

OMG LIAR

Tadao Nov 23rd, 2008 11:46 PM

EVERY MONTH WE TALK ABOUT IT.

Asila Nov 24th, 2008 12:06 AM

Seriously

Asila Nov 24th, 2008 12:07 AM

There was a big fucking discussion about them when I first registered because I listed him as my favourite author >:

Esuohlim Nov 24th, 2008 01:32 AM

I HAVE YOU ALL ON IGNORE, CASE CLOSED

liquidstatik Nov 24th, 2008 02:03 AM

FUCK YOU MILHOUSE I DARE YOU TO BAN ME ****** LOVING FAGGOT

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 02:12 AM

Esu, you know a ****** girl? Hook me up!

Esuohlim Nov 24th, 2008 02:14 AM

I know several :smug

They all look like skinny-ass white girls though so if you like butts then fergetaboutit

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 03:20 AM

Like them all

Kitsa Nov 24th, 2008 12:06 PM

I don't know about this boob thing.

dirtyxblondexdame Nov 24th, 2008 12:37 PM

i am just amazed that our new firewall hasn't blocked this site yet. i would cry if they did, those IT bastards.

Dixie Nov 24th, 2008 12:53 PM

I'm goddamn tired today

Kitsa Nov 24th, 2008 01:00 PM

Me too and I have a lot to do. :(

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2008 01:02 PM

I'm tired everyday. :sick
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 596794)
I don't know about this boob thing.

What boob thing? :x

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2008 01:07 PM

Nevermind, I found the boobs. :puke

Pub Lover Nov 24th, 2008 01:09 PM

Haha, j/k. You're lovely ladies and I'd have sex with you all if you let me. :tear

RaNkeri Nov 24th, 2008 01:44 PM



TSI TSI TSI TSIIIIN
TSII TSII TSII TSI TSI TSI TSIIIIIN

:boohoo

dirtyxblondexdame Nov 24th, 2008 02:11 PM

i love when people lie to me. makes me want to strangle them.

*frustrated*

Kitsa Nov 24th, 2008 02:14 PM

pub: you know you wouldn't.

MetalMilitia Nov 24th, 2008 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame (Post 596819)
i love when people lie to me.

I find this extremely fascinating please tell me more and add me to your mailing list.

Grislygus Nov 24th, 2008 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 596725)
Hey how come none of you fags brought the Discworld books to my attention earlier >:

I just finished the second one. It's like a fantasy series I don't feel gay for reading but still feel a little gay for reading in public :(

I hate hate hate fantasy books, especially popular ones, so I never wanted to read his books until one of my professors had me sit down and read The Truth and Small Gods, at which point I realized just how much of a wry sumbitch the guy is. Then the inevitable happened and I became a fan, only it takes me an average of four hours to finish a <500 page book and I went and read all of them and now I need more cynical, satiric writing


Also fuck that Aaarg thread, man, fuckers don't like Sam Adams what the hell, man

Grislygus Nov 24th, 2008 03:31 PM

We've gained notoriety
And caused much anxiety
In the Autobaaahn society
We've gained notoriety,
With our games

They call it
impriety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names

But it's not against any religiooon
To want to dispose of a pigeon

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 596839)
I hate hate hate fantasy books, especially popular ones, so I never wanted to read his books until one of my professors had me sit down and read The Truth and Small Gods, at which point I realized just how much of a wry sumbitch the guy is. Then the inevitable happened and I became a fan, only it takes me an average of four hours to finish a <500 page book and I went and read all of them and now I need more cynical, satiric writing

Heh, it's perfect for people who hate fantasy books. For me, he's as if Douglas Adams continued to write instead of doing whatever he did. Adams only put out like 2-3 more books after the guide? :(

Dixie Nov 24th, 2008 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 596820)
pub: you know you wouldn't.

I got it!
It's your modesty.
It's sweet and unassuming.


DevilWearsPrada Nov 24th, 2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 596850)
Heh, it's perfect for people who hate fantasy books. For me, he's as if Douglas Adams continued to write instead of doing whatever he did. Adams only put out like 2-3 more books after the guide? :(

You mean that 'dying' thing he did, right?

Asila Nov 24th, 2008 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 596850)
Heh, it's perfect for people who hate fantasy books. For me, he's as if Douglas Adams continued to write instead of doing whatever he did. Adams only put out like 2-3 more books after the guide? :(

He did a lot of stuff for magazines, worked on various adaptations of the Guide (movies and plays and things), did The Meaning of Liff. I love The Meaning of Liff.

I love Douglas Adams too :(

Kitsa Nov 24th, 2008 04:17 PM

I have a cat that's taunting my dog and if she keeps on doing it and driving the dog nuts I've got this horrible urge to lock them in a crate together and see who wins >:(

Of course I wouldn't but the barking is making me lose my mind.

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 596854)
You mean that 'dying' thing he did, right?

You answer sucks.

Asila Nov 24th, 2008 04:21 PM

Well, besides the 2 other books you mentioned, the Dirk Gently duo.

I-I'm done now.


:love


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