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Dimnos Jun 8th, 2013 06:55 PM

I tell that bitch to update every day. Then, every day it wants to update more. I quit restarting my computer. Seams to have worked.

Caricage Jun 10th, 2013 03:53 AM

BEAT THE MOTHERFUCKER

Caricage Jun 10th, 2013 03:54 AM

Then shoot it in the back of the head

Aaarg Jun 10th, 2013 09:24 AM

halp me

Caricage Jun 11th, 2013 05:52 PM

fifty and found

Babs Jun 11th, 2013 07:41 PM

Help yo self to a nice cunt of java

Aaarg Jun 11th, 2013 08:36 PM

ouch burns

Colonel Flagg Jun 11th, 2013 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 767476)
A tear for pram maven.

Bite your tongue! >:

Don't even think his name 5 times.

Babs Jun 14th, 2013 01:23 PM

I wonder how that case of his is coming along. Oregons finest should be getting to the bottom of this very soon.

kahljorn Jun 14th, 2013 02:52 PM

so you guys know what disburse means right? like, pay out? for some strange reason when the financial aid dept told me they were going to disburse my money today i thought that meant that they would send the money to my bank for processing.
but apparently what they really meant is that my bank would be receiving it it in a week or two.
i didn't know that disburse meant pay them in two weeks.

Tadao Jun 14th, 2013 03:21 PM

I believe federal law is that employers have 48 hours to get money owed to you in a layoff/fire situation.

When it comes to financial aid, I would think they would have the 6 to 8 week rule. If they said a week or 2, it will probably be there by the next Monday, but I wouldn't count on that.

When I read "disburse" I instantly thought of your stock ownership divided into the masses of slaves that you once worked for. Now that I know that it is financial aid it means "stick your tounge out and wink at me, it wont be long".

kahljorn Jun 14th, 2013 06:40 PM

fucking faggots

Babs Jun 16th, 2013 07:23 PM

So I found out the children's author Shel Silverstein co-wrote the song "****** Fuckers" with David Allen Coe.

Fathom Zero Jun 20th, 2013 02:42 AM

haha yeah

Esuohlim Jun 22nd, 2013 03:18 PM

this place was at its best when we were arguing about fluoride for five months

Kitsa Jun 22nd, 2013 03:57 PM

I bet you still haven't watched Twin Peaks OR called your mom, fucker.

Esuohlim Jun 23rd, 2013 12:40 AM

:(

Schimid Jun 23rd, 2013 02:02 AM

hello everyone

Schimid Jun 23rd, 2013 02:03 AM

i found out today cats do that little rabbit kick thing because thats how they diesembowle their prey int eh wild

Schimid Jun 23rd, 2013 02:04 AM

can you BELIEVE THAT??????? :x

Tadao Jun 23rd, 2013 11:26 AM

shhhhh

Babs Jun 23rd, 2013 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 767593)
this place was at its best when we were arguing about fluoride for five months

So... Everyone hasn't been the same after drinking the fluroide, right?:chatter

MarioRPG Jun 23rd, 2013 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 767598)
i found out today cats do that little rabbit kick thing because thats how they diesembowle their prey int eh wild

GOOD LUCK DISEMBOWLING MY ARM, DANGEROUS-LOOKING KITTEN.


Also hey Schimid! It's weird how many people in the last month have dropped in to post. Should we have a life update thread that we will all skim and feign interest?

Esuohlim Jun 23rd, 2013 10:32 PM

ZACHARIAH ZEEKMAN

Schimid Jun 24th, 2013 01:54 PM

im still dating the same girl i was seven years ago and we are now engaged

work at a dead end marketing job i hate but u know THIS ECONOMY RIGHT????

for a while i was the best dedede player in the world in super smash brothers brawl (4 real tho)

now i just play league of legends and im really good at it but cant find a team

here's a picture of me with a baby because I AM NOW A FATHER!!!!!!



(justg kidding that is my new newphew!!! ^_^ )


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