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Tadao Feb 9th, 2008 04:54 AM

WHY IS CARNIVORE IS GOD SO CUTE?(Creepy Thread)
 
I want to coat you in body oils and use your body like a sperm bank.

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2008 05:00 AM

Please rename this thread 'WHY IS CARNIVORE IS GOD SO CUTE?'

Also, her husband may not consider us creeps kindly. Be warned. ;)

Tadao Feb 9th, 2008 05:04 AM

I have no way of changing the title as far as I know.

Her husband should invest in body oils.

DuFresne Feb 9th, 2008 10:23 AM

click on edit, then "go advanced"

Nick Feb 9th, 2008 03:51 PM

Rename this thread 'CREEPY CREEP THREAD'.

Tadao Feb 9th, 2008 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DuFresne (Post 530906)
click on edit, then "go advanced"

Thanks!

Fat_Hippo Feb 9th, 2008 04:32 PM

Why, what does she look like?

Zomboid Feb 9th, 2008 04:44 PM

This thread is pretty fucking awful.

DuFresne Feb 9th, 2008 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat_Hippo (Post 530951)
Why, what does she look like?


HAWT

Dixie Feb 9th, 2008 05:55 PM

I'm still trying to think how to respond.... I appreciate the compliments though.

Tadao Feb 9th, 2008 06:30 PM

Hehe, see! You have a great sense of humor. You are cool.

Zomboid Feb 9th, 2008 07:13 PM

I'm still trying to understand why so few girls show pictures of themselves in forums like this!

Pub Lover Feb 9th, 2008 07:57 PM

It is so very shocking, I know. :eek

Dixie Feb 10th, 2008 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 530973)
Hehe, see! You have a great sense of humor. You are cool.

Kissing my ass is not why I sent our resident primate those pictures. Nice try though.

Tadao Feb 10th, 2008 01:04 AM

Haven't see any ass pics yet, but I'm sure they are kissable.

Zomboid Feb 10th, 2008 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 531035)
Kissing my ass is not why I sent our resident primate those pictures. Nice try though.

Oh man, I was totally gonna make a hilarious joke involving his bedroom eyes and show that picture that chojin kept posting over and over (y'know, where he looks incredibly boring) but I don't save pictures of internet people :(

Chojin Feb 10th, 2008 05:31 PM

i will go on record to say that cig is a hot chick.

a hot chick who i would do.

if you get my drift.

Emu Feb 10th, 2008 05:51 PM

i pmed that to emily

Guitar Woman Feb 10th, 2008 05:54 PM

CiG is a cutie patootie

Chojin Feb 10th, 2008 11:18 PM

emily would do her too.

solid.

Dr. Boogie Feb 11th, 2008 12:23 PM

This thread is starting to turn around.

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 11th, 2008 01:35 PM

I'm too creepy to comment in this thread. :(

Dr. Boogie Feb 11th, 2008 01:42 PM

You make it sound like there is such a thing as "too creepy" in this forum.

Pub Lover Feb 11th, 2008 01:45 PM

There totally is & the line has been crossed for this thread & that last one about CiG.

Seriously creeps, let's leave it off, ok?

Dr. Boogie Feb 11th, 2008 02:10 PM

I guess what I'm trying to say is this, people: the line has been crossed, so now the thread is a free-for-all. Get that creepiness out here.

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 11th, 2008 03:13 PM

well, whenever I make a comment in this forum, some 20 year old douchbag gets all out of wack and starts mouthing off. Then, next thing you know, I have to slap their asses down and they delete all of their posts and quit the forum.
it's getting old, you know? :/

Fat_Hippo Feb 11th, 2008 04:45 PM

Huh, I didn't even know you can delete your posts. And why 20 year olds?

No, that's not mouthing off, but curiosity. Not need to slap my ass...unless you really want to.

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 11th, 2008 04:53 PM

well, the one I'm talking about went back and edited all of his posts... and I meant some of the younger members of the board...
You know the saying about age and treachery....

Dr. Boogie Feb 11th, 2008 04:56 PM

And what if I promised to smack/delete any young turks who decide to crap up this thread?

Zomboid Feb 11th, 2008 05:36 PM

It's not crap as it is? :\. Threads like this are a good way to showcase the kind of members we have here.

executioneer Feb 11th, 2008 05:54 PM

cosmo i think you think we miss jamesman more than we actually do

Zomboid Feb 11th, 2008 06:04 PM

I hated him and am glad he's gone :D

Pub Lover Feb 11th, 2008 06:21 PM

Who else do you hate here?

A shorter list would be those that you don't hate.

Tadao Feb 11th, 2008 06:27 PM

Who crossed the line? Did someone out do me?

I want to suck on CIG's toes like they are little peniseseses!

Pub Lover Feb 11th, 2008 06:32 PM

No one out did you, you dot-instead-of-line-seer.

Dr. Boogie Feb 11th, 2008 06:34 PM

There will be no wishing for James to come back. I've had enough of the guy, and I was glad to see he finally made good on his promise to leave the boards.

Chojin Feb 11th, 2008 09:16 PM

How was james worse than pretty much anyone else here?

I liked him.

executioneer Feb 11th, 2008 09:27 PM

i liked him apart from basically every post he ever made in loveline

so, you know, 10% of what he posted was good

Tadao Feb 11th, 2008 09:28 PM

This is not the "Why is James so bad?" thread. So Cig some respect, geez.

Pub Lover Feb 11th, 2008 09:31 PM

Show her some respect? :blah

I'm sure you mean show her some creep!

Or penis, you're forever showing people your penis.

executioneer Feb 11th, 2008 09:32 PM


PENIS, WAKA WAKA WAKA

Emu Feb 11th, 2008 09:41 PM

This thread is getting serious!

Tadao Feb 11th, 2008 09:43 PM

:love Oooooo Pub has a crush!

executioneer Feb 11th, 2008 09:45 PM

pub has a crush on every girl

and most of the boys

Pub Lover Feb 11th, 2008 09:47 PM

Totally. I'm all "I have to get a cute girlfriend before I go the US!"

You know, so MLE has someone to keep her busy while I'm making out with Chojin. :love

[/fantasy]

Tadao Feb 11th, 2008 09:53 PM

He's got juicy lips! Shit I'm off track here....

I wish CIG was a baby, cause then I could change her diapers.

Guitar Woman Feb 11th, 2008 10:05 PM

:x

Emu Feb 11th, 2008 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 531356)
He's got juicy lips! Shit I'm off track here....

I wish CIG was a baby, cause then I could change her diapers.

woah okay the thread stops here

Tadao Feb 11th, 2008 10:31 PM

Baby poo really turns me on. I like it when it's all yellow and acidic tasting!

Zomboid Feb 11th, 2008 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 531314)
Who else do you hate here?

A shorter list would be those that you don't hate.

I like sam, boogie, tim, whiterat, zbu, mattjack, and a few others. Then there's people that I don't mind or kinda like. The rest is a mix of people that I detest, have on ignore, and don't bother paying attention to.

Guitar Woman Feb 11th, 2008 11:57 PM

Tadao, few men are able to make Anonymous recoil from the computer in terror.

You are a master of your craft.

Tadao Feb 12th, 2008 01:14 AM

Yeah, I could act even worse, but then I'd be a troll.

Emu Feb 12th, 2008 01:16 AM

you're getting way too into this "we are anonymous" thing GW

i'm afraid you're losing your identity :lol

Guitar Woman Feb 12th, 2008 01:33 AM

I thought nothing could creep me out ever again

I was WRONG

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 12th, 2008 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 531285)
And what if I promised to smack/delete any young turks who decide to crap up this thread?

wow...that would rock!
Now...what were we talking about anyway?

Chojin Feb 12th, 2008 10:02 AM

Yeah, you have to stop with the 4channery.

Dr. Boogie Feb 12th, 2008 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux (Post 531446)
wow...that would rock!
Now...what were we talking about anyway?

I don't remember. I think you wanted to say something creepy.


This thread went downhill as soon as I said it was turning around.

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 01:04 PM

It was a false upswing. Lock it & Ban everyone in here.

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 12th, 2008 01:56 PM

Damn, I like CiG...I don't WANT to say anything creepy....how about if I save it up and use it on the next female that signs up....

Dr. Boogie Feb 12th, 2008 03:08 PM

Only if you give me the same leeway.


Anyway, since this thread is back in the shitter, I'm gonna let it go a few more days and then dump it in the chatroom thread.

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 12th, 2008 03:28 PM

sounds good.
So, am I the only person here who never saw the fabled CiG photos?

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 03:30 PM

Do you really want to see them? :(

Because that is creepy.

I could post them here for you.

But that would be creepy.

Dr. Boogie Feb 12th, 2008 03:46 PM

Just post them, Mr. Creepy-Saves-Pics-of-Internet-Chicks.

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 03:54 PM

Hey! It's Mr. Creepy-Saves-Pics-of-Internet-Everyone! >:


:(

Esuohlim Feb 12th, 2008 03:57 PM

I'm more interested in the Seth file personally :orgasm

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 03:59 PM

The Willie & Seth files get most of my attention out of all of them. ;)

Fat_Hippo Feb 12th, 2008 05:30 PM

Actually, I'm kinda curious too! Come on, show the hot pics!:orgasm

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 05:32 PM

Dude, way to be creepy in the creep thread, Creep. :rolleyes

Fat_Hippo Feb 12th, 2008 05:44 PM

Just doing my part. Tadao can't do everything himself, you know...everyone's gotta sleep sometime.

Dixie Feb 12th, 2008 09:57 PM

Creepier things have been said to me by people much better at being creepy.

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 12th, 2008 11:31 PM

hey now..I've never been creepy to you...I am the king of creepy...from what I hear.

Dr. Boogie Feb 12th, 2008 11:37 PM

Anyone care to explain why I have yet to see any sexy pics of CiG, Seth, or Willie in this thread?

Tadao Feb 12th, 2008 11:53 PM

I wouldn't post a pic of CIG in here, she's too hot and people will really stalk her :(

This Willie/Seth thing intrigues me though.

Guitar Woman Feb 13th, 2008 12:09 AM

I saw a pic of some naked guy covering his naughty bits with a PS3 who looked exactly like Willie, but when questioned about it he responded, "I'd never touch a ps3 with my D*CK"

executioneer Feb 13th, 2008 12:17 AM

there's no such thing as a sexy picture of me

Tadao Feb 13th, 2008 12:25 AM

There is a fetish for everything. You'd probably do well in Japan.

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 531682)
there's no such thing as a sexy picture of me

Rubbish! Your flaming pirate picture is pretty hot.

Also, I have this one where you stick a jellybean up your nose & you eat it AND THAT IS TOTALLY TEH SECKS! :eek

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 13th, 2008 08:24 AM

okay, so now that we've established the creepiness factor of everyone involved with this thread, can we move it to general blabber?
I think it's no longer considered "Loveline" quality...

executioneer Feb 13th, 2008 11:24 AM

hahah i think you put the quote marks around the wrong word

Esuohlim Feb 13th, 2008 01:01 PM

I was going to say, I think this thread epitomizes Loveline to a T.

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 13th, 2008 04:28 PM

well...what now? Post the pictures so we can all get creepy, or lock the thread and let it die.

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 04:44 PM

You don't need to lock a thread to make it die. There are worse fates.

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 13th, 2008 07:18 PM

true enough...we could let it lie, then wait four years until some retard noob bumps it...

AChimp Feb 16th, 2008 10:58 AM

I looked for the pictures again, and I still couldn't find them. I think they are GONE. :tear

Fat_Hippo Feb 16th, 2008 01:01 PM

Aw schucks...now I'll never know what the whole deal was...:\

Schimid Feb 16th, 2008 05:46 PM

Cool thread, folks!

Tadao Feb 16th, 2008 05:56 PM

It's a work of art.

Chojin Feb 17th, 2008 12:43 PM

Just found the pictures we took when visted her YRS ago :o














Emu Feb 17th, 2008 01:17 PM

"sauced" means "drunk," right

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 02:48 PM

ahahahaha, look at the size of that monitor

Dixie Feb 17th, 2008 03:29 PM

I've got a new monitor now, but it's still old. :D
Chojin and MLE are totally awesome for coming over to help me move furniture, so I got em drawnk.

Emu Feb 17th, 2008 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 532736)
ahahahaha, look at the size of that monitor

You're looking at the monitor? :confused:

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2008 05:27 PM

Oh yeah I remember those pictures now.

Saved :3 :publover

Guitar Woman Feb 17th, 2008 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 532770)
You're looking at the monitor? :confused:


Emu Feb 17th, 2008 07:36 PM

oh

Tadao Feb 17th, 2008 10:16 PM

You just humanized her Chojin :(

Chojin Feb 18th, 2008 12:00 AM

well i don't remember where the saucier pictures are!

probably on a dvd somewhere!

Emu Feb 18th, 2008 04:58 PM

ebay that sucka :eek

Tadao Aug 11th, 2008 10:56 PM

I wanna squeeze toothpaste on her tits and brush my teeth with her nipples.

Esuohlim Aug 11th, 2008 11:22 PM

Infraction


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