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darkvare Apr 23rd, 2008 04:37 PM

the love keeps coming new splatter house planed
 
i know some of you loved this game so here are the news

http://www.gametrailers.com/viewnews.php?id=5826

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3167518

Zomboid Apr 23rd, 2008 05:10 PM

That is fucking great news. I just got wood.

Zombinatrix Apr 25th, 2008 02:37 AM

Don't worry some dumbass developer will find a way to butcher this classic.

Guitar Woman Apr 25th, 2008 10:14 AM

I hope it doesn't control like a CD-i game this time!

Dr. Boogie Apr 25th, 2008 12:25 PM

Dude, I totally know what you mean!




Nah, I'm just kidding. I have no clue what you're talking about. Good bait.

Grislygus Apr 25th, 2008 03:13 PM

Probably his way of saying that it had bad controls, which, if that's the case, really reminds me of how my little brother complains bitterly about how there's "just no perspective" when I can convince him to play any older game, then proceeds to suck at them

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 25th, 2008 05:16 PM

Well, I think they did a decent job when they remade ghouls and ghosts as Maximo a number of years ago. Maybe that's just one good example though.

Zomboid Apr 25th, 2008 05:22 PM

You're doing a marvelous job at being terrible gw. Keep it up.

I reeeeeeally hope that they don't skimp on the gore in this. I don't see that being a problem when you compare it to some of the recent games, but splatterhouse always went above and beyond.

Chojin Apr 25th, 2008 05:30 PM

Take it from the only person here that owns both splatterhouse and a CD-i - comparing splatterhouse's controls to games like Link: The Faces Of Evil is totally justifiable, if a little mean.

The world seems neat enough, though, and a new splatterhouse for 360 might even interest me to the point of a purchase :eek

Fathom Zero May 2nd, 2008 06:23 PM


Zomboid May 2nd, 2008 06:40 PM

HOLY SHIT :eek

darkvare May 2nd, 2008 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 553118)

amazingly bloody :love

stitchfan626 May 3rd, 2008 01:42 AM

i just hope they bring back Splatterhouse's ultimate weapon: the shotgun

Nick May 3rd, 2008 01:18 PM

More shirt ripping GOODNESS.

LordSappington May 3rd, 2008 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 553118)

Damn, that's already strike one in my book. The quickest way to ruin a classic game is to make a 3D remake. Just look at Sonic.
I'm afraid.

Grislygus May 5th, 2008 06:42 PM

Oh my God, that looks like a souped up CarnEvil :love

MattJack May 5th, 2008 06:51 PM

I remember when I was in 2nd grade and I rented Splatter House.

I put it on the kitchen table and my mom saw it. It was right around the time when they introduced ratings for games, and so of course she flipped out like Kyle's mom.

"WHAT WHAT WHAT!!! MATTHEW! YOU AREN'T OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS!!!!"

Guess what. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS ONE MOM, I HOPE YOU ARE READING THIS. BI*CH.

BurntToShreds May 5th, 2008 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 553265)
Damn, that's already strike one in my book. The quickest way to ruin a classic game is to make a 3D remake. Just look at Sonic.
I'm afraid.


-Mario 64
-Maximo
-Ninja Gaiden
-Shinobi
-Ocarina of Time & all the rest
-Metroid Prime

LordSappington May 7th, 2008 07:36 PM

For the record, Metroid Prime sucks ass compared to the rest.
And I do believe I made what we call an 'exaggeration'. But, look at the battle record, there are WAY more shitty 3D remakes than good ones. Like Bubsy. And how about (well, controversially) Castlevania 64?

Fathom Zero May 7th, 2008 07:40 PM

Bubsy 3D was a remake?

Of Bubsy 3D?

Zomboid May 7th, 2008 08:47 PM

CV 64 WAS FUN

darkvare May 7th, 2008 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 554139)
For the record, Metroid Prime sucks ass compared to the rest.
And I do believe I made what we call an 'exaggeration'. But, look at the battle record, there are WAY more shitty 3D remakes than good ones. Like Bubsy. And how about (well, controversially) Castlevania 64?


i don't like you anymore :< and i hope this game rocks so you shut up

Zomboid May 7th, 2008 09:26 PM

oh jesus. Why are you doing that too? :<

darkvare May 8th, 2008 12:28 AM

doing what? :<

Chojin May 8th, 2008 02:12 AM

Making the CHOJIN FACE :< :< :< :M


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