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sspadowsky Apr 30th, 2010 07:40 PM

At least there's no gray in the pubes yet
 
I am thirty-four years old today. And I've been coming to this website for ten years.

I can't decide which of these is more responsible for my present fit of hysterical weeping.

Tadao Apr 30th, 2010 07:44 PM


The Leader Apr 30th, 2010 08:01 PM

Happy birthday person who never posts since I joined!

Colonel Flagg Apr 30th, 2010 08:37 PM

Hey Sspad, who doesn't know me from Adam.

Happy Birthday. I'm almost old enough to be your father. :eek

:party :bourbon

Kitsa Apr 30th, 2010 09:05 PM

Happy Birthday. You probably do not care that you're one year older than me.

Pentegarn Apr 30th, 2010 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 683281)
Happy birthday person who never posts since I joined!

He posts, it's just usually limited to the baseball thread (speaking of, when are you going to post in the baseball thread again Sspad?)

Colonel Flagg Apr 30th, 2010 09:49 PM

Right. He's a Cards fan. I had forgotten. :Alzheimer's

Terra May 1st, 2010 09:06 AM

Happy birthday yesterday, Sspad!

Dr. Boogie May 1st, 2010 04:13 PM

Happy birthday, you disappearing motherfucker.

Mockery May 1st, 2010 05:50 PM

Happy Barfday indeed, ol' chum! Glad that you (and your pubes) have stuck with the site all these years.



Memories :tear

sspadowsky May 3rd, 2010 04:18 PM

:lol

Thanks, kids. I forgot about that pic, Rog. If there's one thing New York can boast, it's the enormous amounts of shit and garbage everywhere.

My schedule limits the time I can spend posting nonsensical shit here, but never doubt I am dreaming and masturbating about all of you.

Carnivore May 3rd, 2010 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sspadowsky (Post 683272)
I am thirty-four years old today. And I've been coming to this website for ten years.

I can't decide which of these is more responsible for my present fit of hysterical weeping.

Let's commit suicide together.

mburbank May 10th, 2010 12:39 PM

I heart suicide pacts

Pentegarn May 10th, 2010 08:12 PM

Post more, stranger (and for Christ's sake check out some of TheCoolinator's posts Max, I would love to see your reaction to his act)

Evil Robot May 12th, 2010 11:01 PM

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SPAD, non discolored pubic hairs are the symptom of fluoride poisoning acording to the MSDS sheet and Oprah.

Cosmo Electrolux May 13th, 2010 07:11 AM

I think the eyebrows go gray before the pubes, Sspad....then it's the ear hair


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