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Hello, I am a character. Some may say that I'm a newb but, in actuality, I am a character brought to life by a disgruntled long-time poster who has failed to gain attention through his everyday personality so; therefore, has developed an alternate persona to bring himself or herself into the spotlight. My attention-whoring personality requires this for my continued existence. That being said, I am here to proclaim that my soul purpose is to fuck with you. I shall be popping in from time to time to fuck with you. When my short attention span is drawn elsewhere, I will still be on your mind because I have fucked with you before and have done my job well. You will fucking despise my fucking existence even though I'm not present. You will make well-intended but pitiful attempts to ban me. This will not work as I am legion. Anyway ... well ... fuck you.

Retarded Cries for Attention forum :rolleyes

What can be worrying (and I've seen this so often) is when your character is far more popular than you. You need to be concerned : is a fake you better than the real thing?

Only on ta net can a Wanking Willy be more popular than his Karma creator.

hi mad max :P

Are you making fun of me?

EVIL ROBOT = SOME BLACK GUY

I am Evil Robot.

I revert to being a character when I'm backed into a corner.

What happened to all the characters anyway? We had some awesome ones around here. :(

i thought marc summers was a character at first, but unfortunatly he is not :(

I can't say I was ever a fan of them. People don't appreciate their own natural talents.

You're on next week's episode of Arrested Development. :)

Well, I didn't want to brag, but......

Being a nice guy pays off. :)

I miss Rando..... :(

I am too cool to be a character.

I am myself.

I heard a rumor that I was one of Dole's characters........