um...you hear things...kay, that's not really my problem, right? No, but really...

That depends on how close he lives to you.

Doesn't matter, you come to my house with that shit and i'll kick your ass with a crowbar and then throw your ass in my big ass pool...release the hounds

Shit; I went parkouring with some friends Sunday, and cracked my heel landing wrong. Now I'm walking around on my toes on my right foot. I probably look like I have downs or something.

just fucking shoot me, now...

no.
nobody shoot him.
he's being saved for alligators.

I'm 9000 days old today :)

:golfclap

Happy 9Kday, 10K. :party

I was twice your age, 3 weeks ago.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I went out to karaoke to celebrate and for some reason we sang "I want it that way" except I only know how to sing like Lemmy so it sounded really bad/great.

10k VOLTS GHOST FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY IN HONOR OF YOUR 9000 DAYS OF BEING ALIVE ON THIS EARTH, I WILL MAKE LOVE TO THAT SISTER OF YOURS. ;)

And then I'll finish the job.

THERE WILL BE VERY TOUCHING MOMENTS WHERE I ASK HER IF SHE CAN HEAR MY HEART BEAT AND THEN I TELL HER "EAT MY MEAT YOU VEGAN WHORE" AND SLAP MY DICK IN A HOT DOG BUN AND PUT MUSTARD ALL OVER IT.

I DON'T EVEN CARE IF SHE ISN'T VEGAN, I'M STILL SAYING IT.

YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. YOU BOTH CAN ROAST HER LIKE A ROTISSERIE FOR MY 9K DAY.

We're going to dinner and then to the drive in ~ Public enemies and hangover.

only 1,000 more days till your death by electrocution! :(

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This guy is too retarded.

Wilyam

FUCKFART

MJ's arcade

http://www.pinsane.com/pinorama/even...ade_entry.html

Oh shit he has Terminator Pinball! I loved that table.

dude a r360, fucking awesome

Yeah, what is the r360? I've never seen one.

OH SHIT!

I hate you billybooeybuns I hope you drown in spaghettios. :(