disney buys marvel for BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
 

Bad times. I feel like they're going to try to mass produce toned down versions of chars now.

:tear

Now all of the Universal Studios rides are gonna be shut down :(

So, how many companies does Disney own now anyways? Someone was telling me the own ESPN, and I know they own ABC and a bunch of other Channels. Why does Disney even need Marvel anyways? Wolverine's antics are a little too violent for the Jonas Brothers.

ABC shows a lot of ESPN stuff, I noticed, so that would explain it.

In a few years, it'll just be Disney, Walmart, and McDonalds. You won't need anything else.

Don't McDonalds and Disney have something going on too? At least, Disney ALWAYS gives their toy rights to McD over BK, and I recall more McD ads on ABC than BK...

Maybe Wolverine just wanted to be on another team.

Haha! Nice.

Wow. I doubt that Disney is going to make a huge difference to how things are carried out though.

I've been told Apple owns Disney, but it was only something I heard, and I'm not going to invest any time in researching rumors that have no entertainment value.

All this probably means is you'll be seeing more Jonas Brothers ads in the comics. Nothing too see here folks, move along.

also probably means no r-rated deadpool musical

On the other hand, I could see it opening up for more jokes for Deadpool to make.

Wolverine turns christian and settles down with a protestant.

I don't know what protestant means, but Wolvie still has his EDGE!!

I of course blame the Zionists.

NOT ANY GOOD ONES. >:

In a recent issue, he had a solid gold gun that shot diamonds; he called it the "compensator" :(

i like when he made the meat suit :(