MOCK WARS 2K7 SIGNUP THREAD
Hey. Hey fgts.
Right now I'd like to start this February 14th. For most of you who don't know because you will die EMPTY AND ALONE, that's Valentine's Day. I figure you'll all have some aggression to work out at or around that date.
February 14-16: (Wed,Thurs,Fri) Qualifiers. Qualifiers will be handled just like last year, where everyone in the competition piles into a handful of threads and tries to be funnier than everyone else (it is handled this way because you all have experience doing this).
February 17-18th: (Sat, Sun) Voting will take place on the qualifiers, and the top 16 mockers will advance to round 1.
Rounds will be held in two blocks (A and B) per week, with 3 days of competition followed by 4 days of voting.
February 19-21: (Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block A mockers fight.
February 22-25: (Thurs,Fri,Sat,Sun) Round 1, Block A fights are voted on.
February 22-24: (Thurs,Fri,Sat) Round 1, Block B mockers fight.
February 25-28: (Sun,Mon,Tues,Wed) Round 1, Block B fights are voted on.
February 26-28: Round 2, Block A mockers fight.
March 1-4: Round 2, Block A fights are voted on.
March 1-3: Round 2, Block B mockers fight.
March 4-7: Round 2, Block B fights are voted on.
March 5-7: Round 3, Block A mockers fight.
March 8-11: Round 3, Block A fights are voted on.
March 8-10: Round 3, Block B mockers fight.
March 11-14: Round 3, Block B fights are voted on.
In the finals, the remaining two participants agree on a three-day span that works best for them, then the four days after are reserved for voting.
Winners and runner-ups will receive GIFTS of VALUE. Last year the winner got a trophy, pickle hat, wacky space goggles, and signed Pickleman #1 comic. This year will be better!
If you are interested in participating in the Mock Wars, please say so in this thread.
If you would like to vote in the Mock Wars, please say so in this thread.
J. Tithonus Pednaud
The Mock Warrior
George (w/ BlueFox)
MR. DANNY TATOM
Everyone in the Mock Wars Participants usergroup from last year (voters and participants) FULL LIST
Everyone in the Chojin's Unicorn Glitter Starship usergroup (a collection of 'old time vets') FULL LIST
Could we pair up with someone? I'm still not the best at photoshop and would like to have someone skilled like Metal as my partner, if he would be willing, like tag team wrestling.
I don't have a problem if people want to make a new account and share passwords.
Watch me disgrace myself!
I feel like I can participate.
Count me in.
i want in
jeez i hope i don' break my humurous bone :x
I'm in as a mocker
I'm good at being humorously pissed off at someone I genuinely don't like, but when it comes to a blatant unprovoked mocking, I have little confidence in my abilities. :(
I'll vote! :)
I get made fun of enough. Count me out. But I would like to vote.
Are there going to be requirements to be a participant or voter?
I'd like to vote.
Zeldasbiggestfan should not be allowed to participate in any event after his secret santana debacle.
I wish this happened in December or I would be in this thing :( Since the voters are nothing but teenage nerds I shall be the cool adult vote.
I hope Orange Juice Bruce Participates...
i wanna vote again.
I'll be voting as well.
i wanna vote :D
I want to play :(
I don't have photoshop or a camera this time though bc/ my computer broked.
Man, if it was summer I'd have dozens of hours of free time to whip up some great mockings and give my unlucky opponent whatfor :picklehat
I'll be a voter :(
I believe I will throw my tophat into the ring. Sounds like sadomasochistic fun and adventure!
xbx, the only requirement for entry is that you sign up here, although we admins reserve the right to not let someone compete or vote for any reason.
Glad I'm getting so many responses to this when the boards have been relatively dead lately. Especially glad Tithonus is participating! All of you kids run out and tell your friends about this. I'd still really like to get some humorists from other sites in on this.
Here are the backups for last year's Mock War, for those of you who missed it.
I'd rather not have my self-esteem crippled at the moment. I'd like to vote please.
I hope Bubsy doesn't participate. Everyone would lose.
I'd do it, but three benefactors keep me from doing it....
1. MS Paint is no Photoshop.
2. Limited time around computers.
3. My humor only comes in unintentional spurts.
I'll still try the qualifiers or at least vote, because I am a masochist fueled by the power of starvation and sexual teasing. Reading the previous one had me in tears laughing.
Hydralisk, all competitors can vote, but you need to make a decision as to whether you're competing or voting only.
Okay, I'll compete.
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