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Dixie Feb 8th, 2008 01:02 AM

Bachelorette Party
 
Ok.
I've never been to one of these things and have been invited to one next weekend. We're supposedly going bar-hopping all night and there's an 80s themed dress code. My dilemma here is what should I get for the bride-to-be for a gift? I'm not good with these things.

If any of you have good ideas I promise I'll post pictures of the party.

Emu Feb 8th, 2008 01:16 AM

You could get her something she needs, or something she wants. Gifts she needs are always appreciated but they're nothing to get excited over, gifts she wants are something to get excited over but might give the impression you're not thinking about her future. What type of person is she, and which would she like more? Moreover, what's everybody else getting her? Details! >:

Zomboid Feb 8th, 2008 01:18 AM

Get her a tri-headed dildo. She'll either laugh or use it a lot. Who knows.

But seriously get her a magic bullet blender system :O

Dixie Feb 8th, 2008 01:42 AM

She's a 21 year old mortician-in-training, if that says anything. She's a strange one, but as sweet as can be. Not exactly a kitchen/cooking type though...

I don't know what anyone else is getting her, I only know 3 of the other girls that are going and I don't see/talk to them very often outside of concerts.

I don't think they're hiring any male strippers (believe it or not I'm actually glad there won't be any there, I think they're gross), so would joke/sex gifts still be appropriate?

Zomboid Feb 8th, 2008 03:46 AM

I think that they're always appropriate. Like I said, worst case scenario: it gets a few chuckles, she pockets it, and when her marriage starts to wind down, your little gag gift becomes her best friend :D

I have a friend who's girlfriend is a mortician-in-training too, and she's a total bitch. I hope your friend is not at all like that!

Chojin Feb 8th, 2008 02:57 PM

you could just give her pednaud's phone number

Dixie Feb 8th, 2008 03:03 PM

Hmmm... We've got a Priscilla's kinda nearby, I should probably go check that place out then. I'll just feel bad if everyone else gets her a dildo/vibrator too, I guess she'll at least have some variety then?

And no, she's not a bitch. She's a very sweet girl.

Dixie Feb 8th, 2008 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 530717)
you could just give her pednaud's phone number

I'm not THAT mean.

Nick Feb 9th, 2008 02:08 AM

Get her two gifts to show everyone else up!

Tadao Feb 9th, 2008 06:14 AM

There is a serious lack of girl input here. From what I've seen, penis is the theme. Naughty naughty naughty stuff that will make her blush and giggle and feel really horny. I leather nurse outfit would be welcome if it is in your budget.

saizo_ogasawara Feb 9th, 2008 08:09 AM

Why not a nice set of scalpels?

Grislygus Feb 12th, 2008 04:39 PM

Get her a kinky Dali print

executioneer Feb 12th, 2008 05:49 PM

liquor

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 05:56 PM

A New Kids on The Block album.

HickMan Feb 13th, 2008 01:16 PM

Mario Party

Dixie Feb 13th, 2008 01:27 PM

You guys suck at this worse than me.

Dr. Boogie Feb 13th, 2008 01:53 PM

Get her a blowup doll. It'll be a fine gag gift.

executioneer Feb 13th, 2008 02:09 PM

convince her not to marry, that's an even better one

Pub Lover Feb 13th, 2008 02:20 PM

Things I considered to say but decided against:
  • A wide range of dildo joke attempts.
    Sleep with her fiance.
    A serious gift idea.

Zbu Manowar Feb 13th, 2008 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 530621)
She's a 21 year old mortician-in-training, if that says anything. She's a strange one, but as sweet as can be. Not exactly a kitchen/cooking type though...

Good grief, you don't live in Georgia, do you??

Dixie Feb 13th, 2008 03:28 PM

North Carolina actually, and she's Hawaiian.

Dr. Boogie Feb 13th, 2008 03:49 PM

A riding crop, perhaps?

executioneer Feb 13th, 2008 04:35 PM

something to do with necrophilia, idk

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 13th, 2008 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 531772)
North Carolina actually, and she's Hawaiian.

For whatever reason, I thought you were in England....man, I AM getting old....

Zomboid Feb 13th, 2008 05:34 PM

Wuh-Oh. Now he knows you're closer than he thought :lol


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