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Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2007 12:05 AM

Whoops, forgot the :love

Nothing but :love 4 GW

Fathom Zero Dec 31st, 2007 12:07 AM

I had a dream last night where I opened up a giant, rusty vault door from like 1880's New York City. There were ghosts and monsters and stuff inside, like a haunted boiler room, only when you got lost, you couldn't find your way back out. But I did. Then Koreans were invading my city at night and I tried to run back home and one of them pointed his rifle at me. I cried and yelled, "Don't shoot. I'm a boy!" He told me to get on the ground. I did, sobbing.

And that's the last thing I remember doing in that dream before my dumbass friend kicked me in the head.

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 31st, 2007 02:18 AM

Why were you kicked in the head?

Fathom Zero Dec 31st, 2007 02:31 AM

How should I know? He probably thought it'd wake me up. I mean, if someone was sleeping, a foot in the face can drive home a point fast.

Rongi Dec 31st, 2007 02:38 AM

Zomboid did you hear about the watchmen movie that's going to come out?

Yeah it looks like it's gonna really suck a fat one :(

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 31st, 2007 02:41 AM

WHOA! NEW LOOK!

MattJack Dec 31st, 2007 02:58 AM

I feel like I should be the boy in your avatar, Rongi. Jus cuz I love titties so damn much.

MattJack Dec 31st, 2007 02:59 AM

I'm still an ass man though, but we'll keep that a secret so nobody but the internet knows.

Zomboid Dec 31st, 2007 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 517246)
Zomboid did you hear about the watchmen movie that's going to come out?

Yeah it looks like it's gonna really suck a fat one :(

I did, and yeah it will probably suck a whole lot :(

Mockery Dec 31st, 2007 03:16 AM

OMGOMGOMG! SITE REDESIGN IS LIVE! OMGOMGOMG! HERE'S HERE'S A DETAILED LIST OF EVERYTHING THAT HAS CHANGED!

http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/200...-new-i-mockery

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2007 04:16 AM

Nice redesign & everything. Could we have a little note at the top of the page for the next few days saying "No 'Hi I am new' threads!" so all the new people, that I'm going to be really nice to, get the frikking idea?

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2007 04:26 AM

I've changed my mind. I don't like the new lag. It feels like dial-up. :x

Guitar Woman Dec 31st, 2007 04:48 AM

MOCKERY WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE

Mockery Dec 31st, 2007 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 517297)
I've changed my mind. I don't like the new lag. It feels like dial-up. :x

Wrongers.

The lag you're experiencing has nothing to do with the redesign. Late at night our server stats run and it causes lag. I even doubled checked with tech support and they confirmed it: "Your server is swapping due to the amount of RAM analog stats uses. Likely, it will not speed up until this completes."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 517298)
MOCKERY WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE

YOUR FACE :picklehat

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2007 04:57 AM

I guess that means everything is just perfect. >:

Well done. >:

Guitar Woman Dec 31st, 2007 05:07 AM

I give this redesign an A+

Guitar Woman Dec 31st, 2007 05:24 AM

Props especially for the search list, which unlike a lot of other sites is totally not shitty and completely functional.

The alarming speed with which I found the old Lawstripz article was

uh

Alarming!

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2007 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZAKO the GREAT (Post 517307)

Name-Zako
Age- 26
job- slacker
where are you at?- Earth, unless my mum lie to me
how did you find out about this site?- can't remember
what's your favorite thing about the site?- ALL, mostly... half.. eh...
why did you start posting-...
hobbies- arts & shits
fav. music/band- start-up music of my comp
fav. book- shits nobody cares about
fav. movie- shits nobody cares about
Fav. Video Game- shits nobody cares about
Who do you hate the most on this board- shits nobody cares about
what is that smell-Christmas candles. shits nobody cares about

26 & still using the wacky location of Earth? :rolleyes
Also was it necessary to say 'shits nobody cares about' five times? This is the internet, if you like something there is every chance a guy on here likes to have sex with it. ;)

Hey Seven Force! :lol

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2007 05:56 AM

The subforums keep moving around. It's damn near enough to drive a drunk guy MAD! :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cordelia Burbank (Post 505175)
"What if a boy married his sister and the boy had three babies and one of them was born with a diaper on and one of them was a monkey and the other was a toaster?"


EisigerBiskuit Dec 31st, 2007 06:01 AM

I have nothing to talk about. Nephews however did get us all sick on New Years eve. Thanks a lot!

Pub Lover Dec 31st, 2007 06:02 AM

Hey folks. It's 2008 here now. We got jetpacks & sexy space aliens. :D

You guys better get here fast before we run out, like last year. ;)

Guitar Woman Dec 31st, 2007 06:54 AM

PUB LOVER I DO NOT WANT TO APPEAR RUDE BUT ZAKO IS MEGA COOL AND YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF

Guitar Woman Dec 31st, 2007 06:55 AM

But anyway enjoy the future buddy

Seven Force Dec 31st, 2007 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 517308)
26 & still using the wacky location of Earth? :rolleyes
Also was it necessary to say 'shits nobody cares about' five times? This is the internet, if you like something there is every chance a guy on here likes to have sex with it. ;)

Hey Seven Force! :lol

i aint nothin' but a horndog

Esuohlim Dec 31st, 2007 02:19 PM

Give me a week or so to get used to this new design because I HATE CHANGE :throwschairs


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