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GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 01:41 AM

holy shit, that was good

Sam Apr 6th, 2008 01:43 AM

THAT IS WHAT HIS MOM SAID AFTER SHE SHAT HIM OUT! :lol

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 01:44 AM

heh, shat, just like shatner

star trek sucks

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 545815)
...skin bridges...

I remember a google image search involving skin bridged dicks & it having something to do with this forum. I must have blocked it from my mind that it was you. :(

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 01:53 AM

I find baseball boring, such is my opinion.

Sethomas Apr 6th, 2008 01:59 AM

In the same way that soccer is what Americans call what's "football" (or a translated form thereof) to the rest of the world, I thought that you guys called baseball "cricket for retards".

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 01:59 AM

cool, disagreements are the spice of life

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 545832)
In the same way that soccer is what Americans call what's "football" (or a translated form thereof) to the rest of the world, I thought that you guys called baseball "cricket for retards".

I would, except I have never understood Cricket.

Also Soccer is what I call Soccer.

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 02:28 AM

I call it footie

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 02:34 AM

WHAT A CRAZY WORLD!

executioneer Apr 6th, 2008 02:41 AM

i call it fun

Sethomas Apr 6th, 2008 04:06 AM

So, last night when I was out on the town there was a cute girl--not really my type, but having a "type" isn't really a luxury I can afford--who was aggressively throwing herself at me within twenty seconds of conversation. Yes, this raises all kinds of red flags*, but paying attention to those kinds of red flags isn't really a luxury I can afford if I'd like to have membership in the society of the sexually prolific. When we were mutually distracted by other things, I had to go find someone but hoped to find her again later. I did not.

I got inspired to look up her name on MySpace. In terms of name, location, and age, the only profile that matched didn't have any pictures and had the appearance of just being porn spam. If it wasn't porn spam, then that means that the skepticism I apply in assuming something to be porn spam is maligned. Thus, by now I may have denied hundreds of random MySpace friend requests from real live sexy hot local singles.

Left with my understanding of reality in shambles, I can but wonder what may have been.

Colonel Flagg Apr 6th, 2008 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 545853)
[...] When we were mutually distracted by other things, I had to go find someone but hoped to find her again later. I did not.

You obviously did not need the nookie that badly.

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 545853)
Yes, this raises all kinds of red flags*

Me see call to corollary that not be there! What mean?

Sethomas Apr 6th, 2008 03:49 PM

Delayed response.

*
Spoilers!

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 04:00 PM

Oh, Seth's dick! What a card! :lol

Sethomas Apr 6th, 2008 07:18 PM

I've not been one for the spoilers function to this point, but since it's an issue I've considered utilizing this new and exciting message board technology to distinguish between speaking in character and speaking normally.

Spoilers!

Colonel Flagg Apr 6th, 2008 08:44 PM

:lol

GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 09:15 PM

not enough pictures are posted in this thread

Post some funny pictures, NO MEMES!
(milhouse do you have the JUMBALAYA picture :()



THE TABLES HAVE TURNED FOR THIS LOVELY COUPLE

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 09:17 PM


GADZOOKS Apr 6th, 2008 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 546006)

cool

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 09:18 PM

Red X. :rolleyes

Sam Apr 6th, 2008 09:19 PM

WAY TO GO EVERYONE!

Pub Lover Apr 6th, 2008 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys (Post 546022)
Hello good sir(s), I have found your website through an internet search engine.

Excuse my rudeness, I am the estranged brother of President Robert Mugabe of our Queen's nation of Zimbabwe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mugabe). Women in our country face many dangers as you may know (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7333844.stm), and here is where you good sir may come in. My lovely daughter needs money for an education and I have a fortune of $39,500,000 (thirty nine point five million american dollars) in an offshore banking account that I cannot access without a trustworthy shareholder. I think in our time together I have grown to trust you. All you must do is send me your bank accounts and social security numbers so that the money can be directly transferred to your name. Thank you and God Bless.

Zimbabwe has never had a Queen. Rhodesia did though.

Rule Britannia. :(

Tadao Apr 6th, 2008 11:35 PM

I'm having serious political homo problems ;[


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