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RaNkeri Feb 4th, 2009 02:32 PM

A young female reporter from a British newspaper was sent to Finland to write an article about Finnish soldiers returning from the Winter War. Interviewing one infantry-man, Jussi, she asked
"When you came home, when the war was over, what was the first thing you did?"
"I screwed my wife," Jussi replied bluntly.
The journalist went red, and tried to change the subject.
"After that, I mean. What did you do after that?"
"I screwed her again," he answered.
The journalist turned an even darker shade of red.
"Other than that! Uh - what did you do when you were finished with all that?"
"I took off my skis and had a beer."

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2009 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by moonlightkisu (Post 610608)
Interesting.

The profile itself is quite public, only the journal part is friends-only.

Quite mild, i'd say, compared to caucasian women who do this to their face.

Oh my. That is quite scary, even when asian people do it.

it's like a clown tried to fuck a tanning bed

MetalMilitia Feb 4th, 2009 02:37 PM

♫ Marge becomes a robot ♫
♫ Moe could get a cell phone ♫
♫ Some kind of crazy wedding ♫

Esuohlim Feb 4th, 2009 02:44 PM

I know a lot of people in my classes who should be named this

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2009 02:53 PM

And of course we know about Chernobyl, that's where those evil Ruskie sumbitches fucked up. What are you, French? And 9 Mile Island was an honest mistake

RaNkeri Feb 4th, 2009 03:01 PM

:lol

kahljorn Feb 4th, 2009 03:22 PM

i heard from a reliable internet source that chernobyl was actually caused by an alien crash landing or mishaped alien technology and that the guberments have been trying to keep it covered up for years

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2009 03:29 PM

just as long as the Reds were in on it

Esuohlim Feb 4th, 2009 03:30 PM

what the hell is a chernobyl

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2009 03:33 PM

SLIMY STARFUCKERS AN THER GODDAMN COMMIE NUCULAR POWERED AIR CASTLES

RaNkeri Feb 4th, 2009 03:38 PM

if they know that you know you'll be in trouble :eek

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2009 03:38 PM

I GOT A FUKIN TWELVE GAUGE WITH THEIR NAMES ON IT AH TELL YOU WHAT

Tadao Feb 4th, 2009 03:49 PM

I've been popping caps in Russian ass all morning.


RaNkeri Feb 4th, 2009 03:58 PM


HickMan Feb 4th, 2009 04:01 PM

If you've ever been enlightened by Invasion USA, you know that at no time does Chuck Norris go fight in Washington D.C.

RaNkeri Feb 4th, 2009 04:02 PM

Fuck Chuck Norris, Hickman to the rescue

Kitsa Feb 4th, 2009 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 611433)
radiation damaged? how?

I had radiation therapy for spinal cord cancer when I was 3- basically everything in my head neck and chest was in the line of fire.

RaNkeri Feb 4th, 2009 04:13 PM

spinal cord cancer at the age of 3?

Seriously, holy shit

Fathom Zero Feb 4th, 2009 04:16 PM

Are you like She Hulk now?

Kitsa Feb 4th, 2009 04:21 PM

Spinal cord cancer at the age of zero, I was born with it. They just didn't realize that was what was wrong with me till it had grown for 3 years and I was already paralyzed.

Mom was exposed to a carcinogen while pregnant with me. She's on cancer #5 herself.

And no, I don't have any superpowers other than spectacular tooth sensitivity. Mom says I used to be able to make televisions and radios go staticky when I walked past them.

Fathom Zero Feb 4th, 2009 04:25 PM

I'll bet all the superpowers are latent.

RaNkeri Feb 4th, 2009 04:27 PM

How severe was it at worst? If you were born with it did it have any metastases by the time you were diagnosed with it?

Kitsa Feb 4th, 2009 04:28 PM

I also must note that, while damaged, my teeth are not a funny light green color. They're fairly white. You just have to peel me off the ceiling if the wrong thing touches them.

I got a substitute dental hygienist. While nice, she did give me a tooth health report card. It was traffic-light themed. I got a green light for gum health. After I left I remembered I left it in the chair :/

Tadao Feb 4th, 2009 04:29 PM

Why does everyone else get all the cool diseases :(

Kitsa Feb 4th, 2009 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 611505)
How severe was it at worst? If you were born with it did it have any metastases by the time you were diagnosed with it?


When I was first born I guess they knew something was amiss, and they thought it was MS. So they tested me for MS and I came out clean for that, so they sent me home.

Then my mom gave birth to premature twins and they died (which is exactly what would happen to me 30 years later), and around that time I started dragging one leg. Mom took me to the doctor, who said I was just trying to get attention back on myself after my brother and sister's death and that Mom should put me in daycare and go to work. Repeat x2 years.

Finally, I just went paralyzed one day. Mom freaked out and took me to the ER at an actual decent hospital, they did a myelogram and...oops, it was spinal cord cancer all along.


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