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Yggdrasill Nov 9th, 2006 03:37 PM

people just don't appreciate rockets like they used to :(

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2006 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
Do you touch your wiener Willy?

:fartin

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2006 09:42 PM

We need a best of Emu page. A page of nothing but your favourite Emu quotes. You know, the funny & awesome things he's said over the years. I can't think of any, that's why I need you guys to do it.

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2006 09:44 PM

Why do my worst posts always remind me of Fartin? SAD FACE?

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2006 09:46 PM


Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2006 09:48 PM

I think I look fat.

And my teeth are really crooked.

My grandfather's shoe/slipper on my head is just a thing.

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2006 09:50 PM

OH MY FUCKING GODS! IS MY EYE WONKY?! :7F

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2006 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Why do my worst posts always remind me of Fartin? SAD FACE?

Or: Why do I consider the posts that remind me of Fartin to be my worst?

Or is that obvious? ;)

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2006 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
and people think I'm crazy for taping twenty roman candles together and then aiming them at people

I think it makes you cool. ;)


This is the last year of fire works in the future.

The government couldn't handle so many cool dudes.

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2006 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [url=http://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/newsdetail1.asp?storyID=107225
Future News[/url]]It has been revealed a Christchurch toddler was set on fire by a stray fireworks rocket last weekend.


Vicky Tranter says on Saturday night the family let off fireworks from a Boom Box purchased from the Warehouse in a park near their home in Bishopdale.


She says her daughter was about 40 metres away when the firework, called a Heat Wave, malfunctioned and burst into a fire ball. They fired off about five fireworks which were fine and the sixth one shot everyway and went straight into her daughter's pram.


Her baby has third degree burns to her face, neck and chest, doctors told her a woolen singlet saved her from more severe burns.


Fathom Zero Nov 10th, 2006 12:05 AM

The greatest single audio clip of the internet:

http://www.progressiveboink.com/just...ts_special.wav

GADZOOKS Nov 10th, 2006 01:45 AM

Who cares.

Pub Love you kinda look like Hound before he was skinny.

sadie Nov 10th, 2006 02:15 PM

vicar.

FartinMowler Nov 10th, 2006 05:13 PM

Everybody on this site is starting to get heavier and older...makes me feel great :) Is that how they measure your fat head in New Zealand? with a shoe? ;)

Yggdrasill Nov 10th, 2006 05:58 PM

Everyone knows you put a shoe over your head to scare away Xena and hobbits. :rolleyes

Jixby Phillips Nov 10th, 2006 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
Is that how they measure your fat head in New Zealand? with a shoe? ;)

:lol

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2006 12:45 PM

My mum and step-father are getting a divorce because he tried to kill her with my Oxycodine.

xbxDaniel Nov 11th, 2006 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I worked at KFC once.

Did you ever get your sex change?

Pictures! ;)

I've got to whore myself for the operation money. KFC money won't pay the bills. :(

GADZOOKS Nov 11th, 2006 06:33 PM

Just put your dick in the fryer, presto, you are a woman with a kentucky fried cock.

MarioRPG Nov 11th, 2006 10:36 PM

You could say, "wanna see my KFC? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEEEEAN!"

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 01:11 PM

"Beyonce Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie." :wank

Sethomas Nov 12th, 2006 01:44 PM

Jurassic Park IV?

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
Is that how they measure your fat head in New Zealand? with a shoe? ;)

:lol

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
LADIES, THIS ISN'T THE CHAT ROOM. >:


Sam Nov 12th, 2006 03:37 PM

DID SOMEONE SAY THEY'D LIKE A SPARKLING COLD DRINK?


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