I just got called a bad human being...

I didn't actually call a bad human being.... I don't call people on the phone much

I just can't believe that someone who stabbed me in the leg, would call me 'a bad human being'

so yeah I have till like nov. 1st to put in my application to northwestern :(

hi bass

Hi Matt

:eek

You guys how old should a girl be before you start touching her in the pants?

Consult a pediatrition. They will tell you everything you need to know.

oh lordy

So I was writing a movie with a friend of mine about Santa being a vigalante against a drug dealer named Jezu, and I came up with the best line"

BAD GUY: What are you going to do about it, Santa? Put some coal in my stocking?
SANTA: No, I'm going to put some lead in your pipes. (Promptly shoots bad guy in head)

no he has to shoot him in the THROAT in the THROAT goddamn it

or in the dick :x

OUCH WILLIE, THAT WOULD HURT, R U A SADIST?

yes

plus those are the two places occasionally referred to as your "pipes" :x

DO YOU EVAR STOP THINKING WILLIE?

when i start drinking i stop thinking

IM THINKIN NOW SOMEONE AINT DRINKIN

I keep re-writing my script because every time i read it it become unfunny :(

THINKIN LINKIN

haha, well of course its not going to be funny. :(

Just like.. when you think of anything and you rlike *OMFG ITS SO COOL* In a few days your going to hate it. No matter what it is. :/

You guys should make asian family matters with your friends :/

hey kids