Don't try and bridle her if she's a wild one. She may only be looking for fun. If that's the case and you want more, you'll probably just want to give her a kiss on the muzzle, a pat on the rump and then call it a night. Otherwise, all systems are go for pleasure.

TODAY THIS gIRL STARED AT ME FOR LIKE tWO MINUtES AND I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

THANK YOU KAHL FOR STOPPING THESE PONY PUNS.

THEY WEREN'T STABLE

im so sorry

guys i get enough equine puns already from the turkeys in the fandom

rein them in

SOMEHOW FEELS RELATED

a little too wacky

sorry i've been on a real bad lip reading kick lately :(

That's not a pickle.

I gotta work at 8am til about 5, then go to my second job til about 11 and I can't sleep. I said fuck it and I'm staying up and relying on coffee and 5 hour energies tomorrow.

who thinks this is the best idea.

also after work tomorrow night im doing an hour and a half of horrible yoga. probly gonna scratch that.

If you can't sleep you can't sleep, sounds less like a choice and more like a mean reality.

You can't skip Yoga though. If you skip Yoga, how will you ever achieve Yoga Flame?

fuck i already bought my skull pendants too :tear

sometimes I do that more than once a week for months at a time :(

i always think "ill just stay up and go to bed early tomorrow! yeah i'll be so tired that i'll just pass right out and get my whole sleep schedule back on track!"

last time I did this I got off work the following night and stayed up til 5am playing Quake.

Not even like a recent Quake. Just Quake 1.

try taking 1-3 mg of melatonin about 1/2 hour before you want to go to sleep, sometimes that can help

or lay off the caffeine if you can

Whenever I get my hours fucked nothing I do ever fixes them and then they eventually go back to normal for no reason I can understand.

One time for like a week I'd go to bed at 4 or 6 in the morning and then wake up exactly at one pm, everytime. One day I said fuck this, no more NO MORE and stayed up all night and day. I went to bed at eleven pm, and then slept fourteen hours straight and woke up at one again.

sleep is gay :(

My 7am alarm goes off, scaring the shit out of me and interrupting my game of quake, and my first yawn of the day kicks in.

OBOY.

I missed all the my little punnies >:

shut your mouth and take a seat 'cause after all you're just talking meat

I woke up with a piece of my tooth missing, and I don't even get to have a cool story about it, like being stupid drunk. Fuck teeth

cool story bro

Gotta go to a horse farm this Saturday because of a writing project for college. :\

Are you studying gambling?