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10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 20th, 2011 01:13 AM

Then tell those bastards that dems da breaks.

k0k0 Nov 20th, 2011 01:25 AM

Just don't ever get stopped for any reason by the cops after you refuse to pay. They'll put you in jail for a while.

Shyandquietguy Nov 20th, 2011 01:32 AM

What did you get a ticket for Kahl?

kahljorn Nov 20th, 2011 01:33 AM

im just gonna quit driving ;/
honestly im not saving any money by driving. just some time

kahljorn Nov 20th, 2011 01:34 AM

not coming to a complete stop before making a right hand turn at a stop light where i had the right of way and there were no cars or pedestrians that could've been where i was turning ;/

Shyandquietguy Nov 20th, 2011 01:38 AM

Green light and everything? Unless a crosswalk signal was going I don't think they'd have any business stopping you. How many cars were around you? Did you have a multi lane road or such? At least I think they shouldn't have nabbed you. :(

PS: even if a crosswalk signal was going I don't think they should be on your shit. Unless you had a car your adjacent lane attempting to hit and run a pedestrian trying to cut corners on your intersecting crosswalk which would give every police man in the county a reason to go after you.

k0k0 Nov 20th, 2011 02:09 AM

I mean, even if you do quit driving, if you get stopped by a cop for any reason and they check your record, they'll put you away. It happened to my friend when they stopped my car to search it, even though he was just the passenger. He had a warrant out for not paying a ticket from 3 years prior. Those dicks put him in jail for 3 days and made him eventually pay it off.

kahljorn Nov 20th, 2011 02:12 AM

i didnt have a green light but the lanes to the right of me was turning left and there was a no u-turn sign ;/ they were protecting me fromoncoming traffic and there couldn't have been any pedestrians
so basically in my mind i had a green arrow

whatever i dont want to drive anyway. if they charge people with the same crime for flying through an intersection endangering everybodies lives and turning right without stopping completely even when its completely safe to do so fuck it.

Shyandquietguy Nov 20th, 2011 03:23 AM

I'd definitely say you got screwed there bud. I'd definitely take that one to the court. They may try to play the whole red light deal but I don't think a single pedestrian is gonna go "whelp this light is gonna go for me next" and start walking. Same with the oncoming left turn. I think you do have a legit reason to fight it. Some cops are just fucking assholes and take the law way too seriously.

PS: Was the officer preachy or anything? Or did he just give you the ticket and go skipping gayly back to his cruiser?

PSS: Even if you don't continue driving, that whole situation sounds like shit to me. I don't think you should be ticketed.

Also, what kind of car you driving?

kahljorn Nov 20th, 2011 03:40 AM

it was from one of those camera things :/
I'm probably gonna try to fight it but i dunno. It was also my first night driving without anyone else in the car so I'm super double pissed and hate driving.

im driving a ford focus :O

Shyandquietguy Nov 20th, 2011 04:29 AM

I think you can request the photo taken by the camera. If there's a left turn car on there you might have a chance. Otherwise it might be difficult since the thing took place at night. I'd still at least try to fight it.

Also out of the two lists of most easily modded cars, one listed the F Focus as number ten, the other didn't list it at all. I don't think it'll affect you that much in the whole thing since it was by camera but some law enforcement drool over the thought that you may be a gear head with money to spare. Drove with a friend with a really nice Mitsubishi and an officer ended up behind him on a red light. He just sighed the moment the officer started looking up license information.

PS: Also, I have never been ticketed by those things yet. I've been pulled over a few times but never been ticketed. I look incredibly young for my age and I'm also really submissive and up front. So if I were asked to drop trou and spread 'em, I'd just say "I hope you're big enough."

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 20th, 2011 01:22 PM

That is the california roll.

k0k0 Nov 20th, 2011 01:48 PM

I've been pulled over more than 10 times and had my car searched about 6 of those times. It probably doesn't help that my back seat was always filled with junk. Plus my "I'm gonna kill you fucker" bumper sticker. And maybe the Leftover Crack one. Every time they've searched my vehicle, they found nothing because I was hiding nothing. Those dicks.

ThrashO Nov 20th, 2011 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 750131)
That is the california roll.

thats how i failed my first driving test >:

LordSappington Nov 21st, 2011 03:24 AM

On an unrelated note, after visiting the Lucky Lizard's museum of oddities last night and seeing a blockhead show, I'm teaching myself to learn some myself! So far, I've gotten a nail through my face, but I still need to get used to my sinuses and desensitizing them.
Figured someone on here probably thinks blockhead shows are neat besides me

Esuohlim Nov 21st, 2011 04:43 AM

You are what they call a deficient human being

LordSappington Nov 21st, 2011 04:48 AM

Just enough to poke some nails through

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 21st, 2011 09:14 AM

I'm not going to tell you to stop doing it because a dumb and horrible idea. I just don't get the interest in that or suspending.

kahljorn Nov 21st, 2011 11:16 AM

SOMEDAY HE WILL BE IMMUNe TO BEING SHOT IN THE FACE

ONLY ID BE CAREFUL DUDES DONT START NAILING YOUR FACE WITH THEI RDICKS

kahljorn Nov 21st, 2011 11:16 AM

i diDnT SLEEP At ALL LAST NIGHT AND I HAve A TEST TODAY

FUCK IT

k0k0 Nov 21st, 2011 11:39 AM

I'm trying to read about people's skyrim experiences and advertisements are trying to get me into roman orgys.


kahljorn Nov 21st, 2011 11:46 AM

:lol

kahljorn Nov 21st, 2011 11:51 AM

MAN IM ON A ROLL

NOT SLEEPING IS AWESOME UNTIL I GET EXHAUSTED AND FALL ASLEEP SOMEWHERe not in MY bed

kahljorn Nov 21st, 2011 12:07 PM

WILLE WILLU FIX THE SPOILER TAG IN THE NUMBERS THREAD. I DUNNO WTF I DID WRONG BUT ITS RUINING MY CLASSIC JOKE

Spoilers!

executioneer Nov 21st, 2011 12:19 PM

i dont know what thread that is


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