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is this thread about drugs now
i know a lot about smoking some drugs |
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i made some weed cookies (components extracted using alcohol/evaporation; SCIENCE) and ate 12 out of 15 of them, then the whole world turned to about a 45 degree angle for a while
after i woke up i threw up so hard you could tell by the pattern of burst capillaries exactly what direction i was looking whilst puking fun times? |
You season those cookies with some bath salts?
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The other night I was caught by the cops painting a wall, so I legged it and hid in a blackberry bush while they searched for me. I had to stay there for about two hours, and I swear to god the torch light passed over me a few times.
I've never been to gaol. |
That sounds like some of my nights a while back. Glad you weren't caught.
We had broke into these portables in a school near our old house once. We found out it was a place they'd send the bad kids. But inside the bathroom was a bunch of inspirational posters. We totally fucked them up to say bad things. Then we stole walkie talkies that were sitting in there plus the chargers. It was awesome because our house was close enough to the school that we could hear the teachers talking over the walkie talkies. Sometimes we'd harass the teachers. Like there was this teacher called Ms. Gay and we'd ask to speak to Ms. Very Gay. And just saying poop or eat a dick over it every now and then. I think they were trying to triangulate us once because they kept telling us to keep talking and that they were interested in what we had to say or something. |
what were you painting?
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I've gotten stuck in mirrors while on weed for quite some time.
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Hey guys my gf dumped me :tear
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You now have to take a dump on her.
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Or maybe he should suck on her tit.
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That's rather sad. You seem like a real catch!
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Guys my bf dumped me :x
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when did all of you start doing drugs
should i start doing drugs too to fit in and be cool |
nah you're good you've already done two drugs that i know of:
fat and musclejerk |
When you ride the high of cheeseburgers, it can only end in death or musclejerk.
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*sweats*
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DRUGS? SON, LET OLD GUS TELL YOU BOUT DRUGS. OLD GUS DON'T GET TOASTED ANYMORE CAUSE GUS IS A WINNER
OLD GUS JUST LEGALLY BINGE DRINKS HIS BRAIN CELLS INTO OBLIVION LIKE ALL THE OTHER RESPONSIBLE ADULTS OBEYING OUR FINE GOVERNMENT'S LAWS |
I'm totally drugged up on xanax so I'm gonna give you folks some truths. Truth is, I need to be in a mental home again. I barely leave my house out of fear of nothing. I only go out to get groceries, play pool for a short time(sometimes), and doctors. And if where I need to go is out of the safe radius, I flip the fuck out. So working from home has its advantages, but for me, the disadvantages are fucking up my life. I am gonna go get checked in to a mental place. One way or another I'm going to get over this bullshit. And then when I do, I'm going to visit each and every one of you with my fist. Inside my fist will be a token for spending one day with me. And we shall have fun times of your choosing. But first, I need to get better. I shall get better. We will see. Why all this now? Well, I found it sad that I couldn't even go to thanksgiving with my mom because my sister's house is too far. It's out of the unsafe zone. Time to get checked into the home.
If you don't hear from me after. Have a merry christmas and a dick of a chaunakaaka |
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