SEXPLOITATION

At work right now, don't have access.

Your sis is hot, she has beefy arms, but that just means she can cook.

I'll have her cook you something....remind me to tell you about Ding Dong BJ's too.

When Irish eyes are smilin',
Sure, it's like a morn in spring,
In the lilt of Irish laughter
You can hear the angels sing.

When Irish hearts are happy,
All the world seems bright and gay,
And when Irish eyes are smilin',
Sure, they steal your heart away.

WTF is Ding Dong BJs?

a really shitty convenience store

He said he was gonna tell me, not you Sam :rolleyes

10,000 guy I don't think you should date that 18 year old because it is such a wide age gap and she is still growing and maturing and you are starting to reach that point in your life when you need to meet similarly matured women so that you can start to move into being an adult. plus its kind of like unfair she is 18 and doesn't even know what's going on in the world and here you are a TWENTyfouRYANOLD; with all the jokes and interesting conversational skills you've picked up she doesn't stand a chance against you. On your honor you can't take advantage of such a young lady.






:rolleyes

I WANT TO FUCKING KNOW.

OBVIOUSLY ITS A DING DONG DItCH BLOWJOB OR SOMe shit

I DON'T THINK I'D LIKE A DING DONG DITCH VERSION OF A BLOWJOBS. :(

It's probably a Hostesses Ding Dong with BJ's BBQ sauce poured on top.

"BEIJING – Chen Fuchao, a man heavily in debt, had been contemplating suicide on a bridge in southern China for hours when a passer-by came up, shook his hand — and pushed him off the ledge."

Thanks Kahl. Ding Dong Blow Jobs:

She went over to a guys house once and as soon as she walked into she gave him head. I was like "Did you even make it through the doorway? Do you go to everyone's house like that? I bet instead of playing Ding Dong Ditch you play Ding Dong Blowjobs"

Her name is Corian.

She also hates the knock knock joke: "Knock knock. Who's There? Cori. Cori who? Blowjobs"

Knock knock. Who's There? Cori. Cori who? Mrrrphph mrrphm mmmmmrphm.

JEEZ

I saw a video of that. It was hilarious (the guy did survive the fall).

I'm sure this has already made the rounds, but just in case:

http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-...pr_product_top

Read reviews.

Very funny, but unrealistic. Now, if it were sharks instead of wolves, then I'd believe them. :eek

Were they supposed to be realistic?

Hahaha. Loves it.

I've seen a few wolves shirts, but by far the most popular here is a large, black t-shirt with Bruce Lee on it. That's what the scum of MY community wear.

I wish I could find that pic of the redneck wearing a NEVER FORGET 9-11-02 shirt.

I was almost sure it was in the boners.com archives under the heading NEVER FORGIT, but I can't find it.

I know you guys have rednecks, but what about in the cities? What do you call the unemployed, uneducated, oft alcoholic elements? The ones that contribute nothing to society but crime. We call them Bogans, they have Chavs in England, and Neds in Scotland, but they are all the same.