You could say you have herpes, which works until the horrible part where he says "no problem, me too"

JUST BE YOURSELF AND YOU SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM MAKING HIM NOT WANT TO DATE YOU :rolleyes

If he's taking you to dinner, I'd say complain vociferously about whatever you've ordered, making a big show of insulting the waitperson, chef, or maitre'd. If it's a movie, talk nonstop during it, asking questions and giving away plot points. Especially helpful here is seeing the movie first before he takes you to it.

Works every time.

Tadao's suggestion is pretty good, too.

Complain all evening about your last boyfriend

GTFO NEWB

Shut up, you already know dude.

YEAH DUDE, YOU ALREADY FUCKING KNOW OKAY

FUCK

NEWB

Tardfuckers

DUDE

FUCKKK

One day I'll make sex time with ZQ, but not yet!

Asspies 4 life, yo.

I WANT A FRANKENSTEIN DI*K :lol

I mean Munster di*k :(

:lol

Bobbit

thank you all for your input, I have taken each suggestion into careful consideration and come to the conclusion that unfortunately, none of them will work -

the std's won't work because he's my godbrother he knows me well enough to know that i wouldn't have one

being myself wouldn't work for the same reason because he knows me and still wants to go out (so buzz off applebrain :( )

the dinner won't work because we're going to the movies, and the movie is harry potter, so there's really no spoiling that can be done there

the phone thing won't work because we'll be in a theatre and i'm not allowed to have it on

and complaining about past relationships won't work because they are non-existant, which he knows

I saw a commercial about a vacuum penis pump this morning.

Just putting that out there.

It was an infomercial actually.

Say you're on the rag and whine about cramps

You need to make some friends.

would that actually work? are guys so easily repulsed?

i tried but sam blocked me :(

Blood spurting out of a hole they want to fuck turns off alot of guys. Unless he's like a total freak.