I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

i don't belong here and you can't go with me you'll only slow me down until i send for you don't wear your hair that way if you cannot be true i'll understand

Terra

Jul 21st, 2009 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 638577)

i don't belong here and you can't go with me you'll only slow me down until i send for you don't wear your hair that way if you cannot be true i'll understand

ohsnap
idontsavvy

executioneer

Jul 21st, 2009 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 638554)

yes, i did tell him that i did not like him and did not want a boyfriend, but then my mother told him that i was just being shy. i also did not want to go on the date, but my mother had already accepted on my behalf and now it's too late to back out

the hell it is. ditch that bitch

Colonel Flagg

Jul 21st, 2009 11:55 PM

Listen to Willie. He knows..... :hypno

elx	Jul 22nd, 2009 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 638563)

I'm pretty sure that this isn't a real date and that your mother is just trying to get you to have some sort of actual human interaction, which is ironic considering the fact that she chose to home school you.

you are incorrect in all of your assumptions sir

Tadao

Jul 22nd, 2009 12:39 AM

Dimnos

Jul 22nd, 2009 01:11 AM

At this point Elx your best option is to tell him the truth. That you dont like him yada yada yada but also explain that your mother is telling him all this other shit that just isnt true and you dont know why. If this just doesnt seam like a good option you can always be supper clingy and talk about how you want to get married and have a ton of kids and so on. Commitment scares young guys off more than bleeding vag. Im sure he would be happy to look at one bleeding or not.

executioneer

Jul 22nd, 2009 01:16 AM

he lost minn. AND dc, i guess all those eyebots broadcasting his message didn't really help that much

Tadao

Jul 22nd, 2009 01:19 AM

I like how the Electoral vote and the Popular vote are so far from each other. I wonder what each states popular vote count is.

Kitsa

Jul 22nd, 2009 02:05 AM

I feel for ya, elx...I had a stalker-ish guy in college and for the longest time my mom accepted dates on my behalf when he'd call my house. It sucked.

Esuohlim

Jul 22nd, 2009 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Terra (Post 638585)

No. Belay that query.

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Originally Posted by Terra (Post 638588)

Milhouse should come in here at any time.

Is that why you came back? To show me you can now use a thesaurus?

COSMICALLY SPEAKING?

executioneer

Jul 22nd, 2009 05:19 AM

guys if i post a link to a cafepress store that has tshirts to buy and say "HEY BUY A TSHIRT OK" do you think i will get a infraction

executioneer

Jul 22nd, 2009 05:22 AM

Zhukov

Jul 22nd, 2009 05:53 AM

That's a cool t-shirt. I'd wear it.

Colonel Flagg

Jul 22nd, 2009 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 638538)

You would be one of the few, didn't he take all but 1 state?

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 638601)

Yeah, it was that bad. He won everything but Minnesota in 84

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 638606)

he lost minn. AND dc, i guess all those eyebots broadcasting his message didn't really help that much

Just shows my incomplete knowledge of history. I thought that the popular vote that year was a bit closer than in '72, but I totally forgot about the landslide in the Electoral College. Fritz ran a horrible campaign that year, though - I think Ferraro would have been a better presidential candidate for the Dems that year.

Nice graphic T.

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 638609)

I mistook this [picture thread] for the chat thread. EXCUSE ME.

Apparently so did I. My apologies Fathom.

Kitsa

Jul 22nd, 2009 07:55 AM

Saw courtroom testimony this morning from the trial of that Peoria pitcher who threw a ball into the stands during the fight at the Dayton Dragons game.

They showed an x-ray where the ball hit the guy hard enough to leave clear imprints of the stitching in his skull.

Amazingly, the guy who was hit (a fan in the stands, complete innocent bystander) only suffered a concussion. He couldn't read for 4 days and he still gets headaches. The ball hit him in the temple.

The Peoria player who threw the ball claims that he was aiming for the padding beside the dugout to "scare the Dragons players" during the fight. Immediately after he threw the ball, he got taken down by just about everyone on the Dragons and had the shit beaten out of him.

He's up for 2 counts of felonious assault. I completely believe that a baseball in the hands of a professional pitcher could be a deadly weapon if he wanted it to be.

Womti

Jul 22nd, 2009 10:59 AM

hey youse guyse better watch it now cuz my Chris Hansen avittar is back so dont try any funny predator tricks you creeps might have up youre sleeves. I'm talking seriouse intarnet businesses here! >:>:
this whole post is mainly directed at Hickman BTW >:

Zhukov

Jul 22nd, 2009 11:22 AM

I imagine all the red states to be under Soviet control.